Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chloe Petts
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Who is Chloe Petts and why is she on the show?
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You are listening to Shagged Mardinoi, please keep me anonymous. And this week we are joined by the hilarious Chloe Pets.
Mm-hmm. They are going on tour soon and the tour is called Call Me by My Surname. For tickets and more information, please visit Chloe Pets dot org. They were also on the new the new series, sorry, of Taskmaster. Yes. There's two episodes out already. Everyone is gonna love them and make sure that you tune in on channel four.
Incredible lineup. Izzy Suddy, Matt, Lucas, Nina, Conti, Richard, Ayode and and Chloe Pets. Absolutely fantastic.
And I love this episode, by the way.
Oh, we had such a good chat. So much. We saw Chloe years ago in Edinburgh and always knew Super Sodom was in the future. So yeah. Enjoy. Enjoy.
We had a fight about the jingle jingdo gum. We couldn't settle on a jingo-do jingo gum do. So this is the jingro-do jing do go do. We hope you like the jing do-do jing. Baba do baba do baba do ba jingo.
Oh did you do Canaby Man at school? In the mirror? No, I never
I was too much of a worse. Oh god I did. Did you? Did
they did
he come? No. Thank God. All over at it. Yeah. Chris it's not good, is it?
You're horrible. Why no 'cause I think you're ruining this podcast because people come on thinking it looks quite professional and you know That's their that's but then we we're horrible. We're not
why no please don't worry, I know both of you. I've come on this podcast with my eyes well and treated. Good, okay, good. If I knew that w before we'd even properly started recording, someone would have said that they're gonna come Candyman's gonna come on there too.
It's what can I say, I'm recycling all materials.
I yeah, I dunno. I would be quite concerned about Candyman arriving. Oh,
I did it. I was just like, Fuck it. Yeah. I would do anything like just to Do you
know that uh the actor who played little fact for you, the actor who played Candyman uh negotiated himself an incredible little uh extra in his in his contract.
Yeah.
He got a thousand dollars for every wasp sting. You know, he had the wasps or the bees or whatever all over him. George, yeah. He negotiated himself a thousand dollars for every single sting.
So he was just running in going,
Get me last place!
Yeah.
That's it.
Where do you
find this shit out? You've got so many. I see a little marvel thing.
Maybe I should negotiate that into all contracts. Yeah. Like it uh g go on Taskmaster. Yeah. If I get a bee stinger, extra grand please.
Well d no we don't release the bees on this podcast until right at the end. Okay, great. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How was Taskmaster?
Yeah.
You
filmed it all now, all done.
Like it's out. It's so strange where like people like would be like, It's gonna ch it's gonna change your life. Like It's a kingmaker. It's an absolute kingmaker. Absolutely. And one episode's come out and I went to a barbecue on Sunday with a group of strangers, and all that happened was four separate people came up to me and was like I know you. We've met before. And I was like we we haven't.
No, you you have to just be well mannered. Yeah. And say yeah.
Yeah, we used to work in the civil service together, I guess.
No now you now you're gonna now you're gonna have to learn. So do you know I walk quite a lot around where I live. Yeah, right. Trying to get recognized. No.
Yeah, yeah. She walks and she goes Hi,
it's me No, she does
she she goes there Oh
my god it's all Roger
Oh god guys, can I just be?
Why are you shitting on just exactly what I'm gonna say? No. So I just like to walk. I love walking. And basically a lot of times uh people beep and wave. And I don't know these people. Yeah. They think they know me. They think that's my friend. That's who I went to school with.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Who is Chloe Petts and why is she on the show?
0:00–6:03
2
What was Chloe’s experience on Taskmaster and how did she feel about it?
6:03–11:39
3
How do the hosts define a ‘glow‑up’ and what does it mean for them?
11:39–29:10
4
What is a pilonidal sinus and how did Chloe’s experience with it unfold?
29:10–44:20
5
How did Chloe’s butt cyst story lead to a hospital visit and surgery?
44:20–49:58
6
Why are Chloe and the hosts nervous about anaesthesia and going under?
49:58–54:15
7
Which TV shows are the hosts most excited about this autumn?
54:15–55:24
Speakers
2 identifiedMore from Sh**ged Married Annoyed
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