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HOW BROKE IS YOUR PARTNER?!

01 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What humorous observations do the hosts make about weather in England?

0.031 - 12.328 Ellis

It will look like a cashew nut. It will laugh me out of the studio. It will look like two cashew nuts put together, bro. It will laugh me out of here. Yeah.

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18.878 - 25.627 Fay

Guys, welcome in. Yeah, man. You know what? Apparently the heat is not even going to last.

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26.228 - 38.563 Ellis

I haven't checked because I'm too scared. I checked. I checked this morning. I completely forgot about that. I checked this morning. Yeah, end of the week is charged. Really? It goes back down, yeah, yeah, yeah. It drops. Rain, all that shit.

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38.583 - 40.666 Fay

No. When is the end of the week? The next seven days.

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40.747 - 54.691 Ellis

No, no. Yeah, it drops, bro. Oh. Yeah, man, this is England. Saturday. Our guy's day. This is England, bro. Raining. Thunder. Oh, what? Yeah. Hang on. That can't.

54.771 - 55.092 Fay

Yeah.

55.253 - 63.127 Ellis

No, no. I didn't even think about that. Saturday. It's not bad where we're going to be. It's a bit cloudy. Standard though.

63.147 - 63.909 Fay

It's just standard.

63.929 - 65.351 Ellis

This has changed three times today.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts discuss their physical injuries and gym experiences?

185.33 - 186.776 Fay

Fuck. Butters, bro.

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186.836 - 200.448 Ellis

Yeah, that's a long recovery process, bro. I can't be asked for that. But you have to do it. I know you can't be asked for it, but you can't keep declining. You have to stabilize before you go up again, bro. You can't burst it.

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200.468 - 223.77 Fay

Yeah, bro, look. Labral tears. I bet it's one of these bastards. It sounds exactly like one of these. Damage to the ring of cartilage that stabilizes the shoulder joint, often from forcefully hyperextending the arms during water injury. Bro, it's that. I'm telling you it's that. Slap lesions. 100% it's that. That's exactly what it feels like. What's the recovery for a layer board tear?

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223.79 - 228.219 Fay

Four to six weeks. Four to six weeks, okay. Well, it's been longer than that already and it's not better, so.

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228.94 - 235.153 Ellis

It's not been four to six weeks since we've done diving, has it? Surely not. Four weeks? Since we did it?

235.394 - 243.187 Fay

Yeah. Yeah, ages ago. Fair. Because the episode's been out for three weeks and we shot it at least two weeks before that. Okay, fair enough. Two, three weeks before that.

243.207 - 261.841 Ellis

Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. Fair enough. Yeah, then it's clearly longer. But then again, I feel like that's based on daily recurring rehab, which I'm sure you do as much as you can, but you don't do the guided standard. Well, yeah, because I don't even know what I'm supposed to be doing for one of these things. Because you also didn't know what you had.

262.022 - 262.262 Fay

Yeah.

262.522 - 264.745 Ellis

Well, we're assuming it's this. We are.

Chapter 3: What personal challenges do the hosts share regarding discipline and motivation?

314.451 - 318.017 Fay

I'll tell you what I need for the shoulder. BPC 157.

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318.758 - 319.559 Ellis

Is that the injection thing?

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319.579 - 321.683 Fay

Yeah. Shoot some peptides in there. We'll be back.

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321.703 - 323.145 Ellis

That's what you did for your knee?

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323.165 - 334.918 Fay

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's been amazing since. Give me some peptides in my shoulder. You might not see me benching again next week. I'm ready.

337.305 - 347.134 Ellis

But yeah, that's boring. So what's the plan of action, James? Let's actually flesh it out live here on the pod. Why do you do this?

347.254 - 368.744 Fay

Because you're not going to do anything about it. If you do, it'll be two weeks from now. Okay, well, Chester is my favorite day of the week. So I know I will do something about it because I can't just not be able to do Chester. Yes. So we're not doing Chester today. I've got basketball today anyway. Are you coming today? You're not coming today. Guys, this guy is a chatter. Yeah, now I know.

368.784 - 390.015 Fay

At least I know. One of my boys is a chatter. One of my boys just chats. No action. He's all jaw, bro. All right, cool. So I will look up tonight things that you're supposed to do for it. So you're not going to go see a professional? I ain't got time for that.

390.957 - 413.246 Ellis

There is always time. There is, okay, this week, you tell me what day I have to go see a professional. Maybe, okay, hang on, hang on, hang on. You will have time to see a professional. You could have time to see a professional, just not in this city. See a rando in Birmingham. Whoever you see would be a rando anyway.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts express their thoughts on relationships and financial issues?

466.336 - 471 Fay

Fair. I thought you were using that movement for a rotator cuff. That movement would be a rotator cuff.

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471.02 - 477.266 Ellis

It would be a rotator cuff, but if you resistance band it, you will feel pressure here. Yeah, but that's not where I feel the pain. Oh, where's the pain? You said here, no?

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477.426 - 479.629 Fay

I said in the cartilage, in the drain.

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479.649 - 500.474 Ellis

Oh, do it inside. Originally, you did point here. Yeah, because that's my shoulder. Where would you point for inside your joint? Hang on, let me land, let me land. I noticed your shoulder, but before you said joint, because obviously I clearly just forgot you said joint, it looked as if you pointed like here, like a specific part on your shoulder, not here, not here, not here, here.

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501.015 - 506.461 Ellis

So that's why I'm saying if you do this, you will feel. Also, no, I wouldn't though.

506.561 - 509.024 James

I should feel it at the back here. If you're going outwards.

509.064 - 511.527 Fay

That's an external rotation. You should feel it like here.

512.208 - 512.308

Okay.

514.195 - 516.84 Fay

No, but now I'm worried that you're feeling, you've got something wrong with you.

Chapter 5: What are the hosts' opinions on personal growth and self-acceptance?

611.251 - 619.706 James

Don't do that. And drink some water. We ain't asking for much. The 245s is nuts. Depends. Yeah, that's the thing. 5 a.m.

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619.746 - 628.578 Fay

to 545 a.m. ain't shit. Yeah, bro. You're up, aren't you? Yeah, I'll pie you, you might as well step out. 5am to 5.45 at night, bro.

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628.859 - 649.265 Unknown

You can do it like... It can be done. Yeah, it is hard. Like, because I used to do it late at night. I'd do like one early morning and then another, I'm not even joking, like sometimes right before midnight, like just try and cram it in. But you can, it is difficult, but... But the thing is though, if you needed to be at home, for example, you could do a 45 minute workout at home.

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649.767 - 661.694 Unknown

You could literally just get like a little, what did I get? I got like a resistant fucking bike thing, like a mini one. I just chucked it in my living room, chucked Netflix on, 45 minutes. There you go. Genuinely, and you're still chilling.

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661.914 - 673.051 Fay

Yeah, come on, man. Also, don't let us peer pressure you. If you're not about it, then like literally, it's called 75 hard because it is literally too hard for most people. And if you're one of those people, that's absolutely fine.

673.732 - 674.793 Unknown

There is 75 soft.

675.214 - 682.524 Fay

Yeah, you can do 75. Yeah, Frankie's doing 75. We can stop. What was her take on that? I don't even know. Yeah, 75 princess.

682.544 - 686.749 Ellis

75 childish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

686.789 - 688.652 Unknown

She said she turned 75 pussy on. Yeah.

Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about societal expectations regarding financial stability?

734.778 - 754.5 Unknown

And what if we... Is there a reach to do a log cabin out of it? I'm not saying put high production every day. I'm saying we literally just log on our phone and then we compile it all into like a little mini movie. And it's actually like, this is our transformation. I'm down. I am down. I need a transformation.

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755.882 - 763.493 Ellis

I've been trying to transform for 35 years. Yeah. I've still not evolved. Yeah, my metabolism has dropped.

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763.979 - 774.275 Fay

So. I'm down, bro. Yeah, man. Rem has not said anything. Yeah, he's not down. That's fine. I'm down. No, no, no. I know that I'm down. I'm down. I've heard that every week for basketball.

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774.335 - 802.781 James

I'm down. I'm down. No, no, no. There's no conviction in your voice. I'm down. No, you're down. You say you want to do it. I'm down. How much conviction do I need in my voice to say I'm down? That conviction that I had over there. Okay. Yeah. He said that he's really down for a transformation. I also am down for transformation because my progress is plateaued and dropped horribly recently.

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803.422 - 811.784 James

So yeah, man, I'm in. Okay. What do you think you would struggle with the most? The 245s. That's the only thing. Water's easy.

812.044 - 815.208 Ellis

Funny enough, I think I was struggling with water. A gallon a day. Yeah.

815.228 - 816.99 James

Water's the hardest out of all of this.

817.01 - 819.433 Ellis

It's four liters, bro. I drink two and a half.

819.493 - 831.831 James

I've seen this guy do 10. I've done, Matt. When I was... I'm not joking. I've seen you do 10. When I was competing, when I did the... When I competed in Barcelona... The night before my show. That was such a flex. Yeah, bro.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts analyze the concept of self-awareness in their lives?

848.566 - 875.121 James

Back in the day. I did something crazy the night before, like 15 liters. You must have been pissing. Stayed in a hotel room, vitamin C's in my 1.5 bottles. So you had like eight of them or whatever? Yeah, about eight or nine. I would vomit. 1.5 bottles, flying. Oh my God. Was that just all day, just drinking? Yeah, from 6 a.m. start until bedtime.

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875.101 - 889.491 James

I'm telling you five five is nothing to you, bro. The two 45s, I'm telling you now before we start, I don't think I can achieve that. And one has to be outside. Yeah, one has to be outdoors, one has to be indoors. You've got a garden. Yes, I do.

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889.651 - 893.356 Ellis

What does outside consist of? Can that just be like a walk?

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893.556 - 912.468 Unknown

It could be anything. It's literally just one of them has to be outside. It's supposed to like force you out. So there was one of the days I did it and it was a fucking thunderstorm. Pissed me off. I thought I'm going to stop. And I thought, no, that's part of the challenge. It's made by a Navy SEAL. Okay. Fuck those guys. No, they're solid, mate. Fair play to them. Yeah, man.

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912.728 - 932.719 Fay

All right, cool. Right. I made the mistake of, not necessarily a mistake, but it felt like a mistake. You know when girls get the ick and then they block a guy and then their board is horny and they unblock him and they fuck him again and they're like, why the fuck did I do that? Yeah. I'm sure girl PNC is way worse than guy PNC. Probably. I had that with the Uber driver this morning.

933.34 - 938.788 Fay

What do you mean? You know when I said he was moving pussy? Did you use the same Uber driver?

938.808 - 938.908

Yeah.

939.243 - 967.72 Fay

I went back. I went back. Right. It is. And it felt so again. So. Long story short, last time he was indecisive on what route he was taking. He said he wanted to go through fucking Cockfosters. And then a new route appeared that was faster. And he was like, daddy, daddy, which way should I go? Boss, boss, tell me where to go. And I was like, yuck.

968.181 - 976.071 Fay

And then when he parked up, he was like, how much do you want to pay? And I was like, this is... Be a man, bro. It lived a horrible taste in my mouth, bro.

Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts leave with regarding personal transformations?

976.091 - 993.067 Fay

So after that, I've not shouted him since. But... Long story short, we've obviously been very, very busy. And I completely forgot to do any reading this week. Since you gave me my Kindle last week, I put it in my bag and... We've worked every day. That's no excuse. But it's just not been in my mind.

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993.087 - 996.374 Ellis

It's a valid reason. It's not an excuse, but it's still a reason. I understand.

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996.394 - 1015.657 Fay

Yeah. But that's my Barcelona. It's not relevant to the story. Okay, fair. The only thing that's relevant is I didn't read. Okay, cool. Anyway, I hadn't read. Yeah. And I was like, fuck, I've got Danny Fantasy today. I can't drive into work. Mm. So, I text him. He must have been gas.

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1015.697 - 1018.483 Unknown

He must have been gas.

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1018.584 - 1051.751 Fay

And I was like. Did you text him this morning or last night? He was cleaning his car in my drive. So I texted him this morning like, oh, hey. It's awkward already. I'm leaving in 45 minutes. Can you make it? What time? So I need to be at the door at 9.45. He said, bet I'll be there. I seen him pull up and I was like, oh my God. You rolled your eyes when you saw the car. Yeah, I saw the car.

1051.791 - 1055.095 Ellis

I was like, what am I doing? What am I doing? Yeah, I was holding you then.

1055.115 - 1075.2 Fay

I'm holding you now. Oh God, disgusting. So anyway, then we got in. I thought, let me not even think about it. Started reading. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. And then I can hear, here's a Mercedes, right? So I can, you know, your note from yours on the screen. It's not touchscreen, isn't it? It has that circular clicky, clicky. I'm hearing... I think, what's he doing?

1075.24 - 1095.879 Fay

And he's like, James, which way? Which way? He didn't even say, that's it. He said, James, which way? I said, what? I looked up and I said, what? Looked up and I can see him on Waze choosing the route. One said an hour and two minutes. One said an hour 46 and another one said two hours 10. And I was like, which way, which way? I was thinking, what the fuck?

1095.959 - 1116.317 Fay

What are, what are, what are we talking about? What are, I said, whatever way is fastest. And he was like, oh, okay, okay, okay. And I seen him still clicking, indecisive. And you know what I deeped? What? This bastard's trying to save petrol money because the fast one is 46 miles. The long two hour thing was 23 miles.

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