#127 - Never Have I Ever w/ Angela & Chanse
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What is the introduction to the Never Have I Ever game?
Oh, it's going to be silly time USA. Silly time. I'm putting my phone on do not disturb. Why don't we do this? Before the episode starts, we all text somebody and we say help.
No.
What funny stories come up during the Never Have I Ever game?
That's really bad. Let's text different cast members help.
Nope. No.
And see who responds in what way. Damien would literally, I don't know what he actually.
He'd show up in like gauntlets and shit.
How do the guests relate their experiences with Story Pirates?
Yeah, a bow and arrow.
He'd be like, who needs my service? I'm going to say help, I'm stuck on the game stage.
I feel like Damien is more of an axe wielder. Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. My name is Amanda and Shane is gone.
Woo! Woo!
What are the rules discussed for playing Never Have I Ever?
And we have candy. Bring it up. Bring it up. Whoa! Sorry for sound. This is an Olive Garden mint. In the Smosh candy bowl. Who did that?
I got an orange Starburst.
Two Olive Garden mints. This... It's interesting.
What?
Jolly Rancher Lollipop. I'm nursing it right now. You're nursing it?
My mom puts the watermelon Jolly Ranchers in a pitcher of vodka and lets them sit for 24 hours, and then you have watermelon Jolly Rancher vodka. I can't handle that.
That's actually brilliant. Yeah. It's probably so sweet.
How do the hosts talk about their beef with plants?
It's delicious.
Is it delicious? Yeah. What's up, Smosh Mouth Nation? Let me hear ya!
Mmm!
Sorry for headphone listeners.
So, guys, Shane's gone.
What humorous moments arise during the discussion about candy?
You did what Angela did. Remember? Angela played a live stream with a lollipop here, and she was playing, and a massive, just nonstop drool fell out. And it was bad, but she didn't feel it. She didn't feel it. That's the issue. You felt it like a person. She actually didn't feel it. We're making a mess. Shane is gone, so I brought on the wildest duos ever. We had Tommy and Arasha, and now we have... Chance and Angela. What are your names? Guys, we're going to play a little Never Have I Ever, but honestly, let's just chat for a little bit.
If you were just listening, sorry. And also, we have a thing of candy. If you were a candy, if I was a candy, what would I be? Oh, that's tricky. For you too as well.
I feel like you'd be like, um.
Something that changes flavors in the middle.
Sour Patch Kids. You'd be a Sour Patch Kid.
That's so mean.
Sorry. That's so mean.
Something that changes flavors, like, in the middle. Yeah.
Sour Patch Kid.
A gobsmocker? A gobsmocker? Say that again? Gobsmocker? Oh, no.
Oh, no. I've broken. This Starburst is terrible.
Guys, we just had lunch. It was soup day.
Which we asked for and they do it all the time and I'm so grateful. And I asked for wing day and we still didn't get wing day.
We get wing day on pizza day.
That's bad wings. That's a pizza place that's making wings, not a wing place that's making wings.
What's the wing place? If we had Buffalo Wild Wings, I would explode.
Buffalo Wild Wings?
I wouldn't work well. I would show up to games, videos, and not be myself. Okay, so you'd be a gobsmacker.
What are the guests' thoughts on the best candy flavors?
Gobsmocker. Is it the game? Gobstopper. Gobstopper.
My brain doesn't work. You are chewing directly into the mic.
Don't do that. Don't do that. And Scott wants to kill you.
It's like ASMR.
Okay, if you were a candy, you already said IBS. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What would you be? You're like, what's that? No, I'm not going to say something mean. I'm going to say something nice.
Okay.
You're like something funky with like peanut butter.
Oh, you're like Reese's Pieces. Yeah. Oh, my God. Wait. Okay. I'm into that.
You're more like Reese's Puffs.
Oh, you're a cup. You're a cup.
How does the episode conclude with reflections on the game?
Thanks, I'll be a cup. I'll be a dish. Your character in Summer Games was Mrs. Puff, though. Like I told you, I looked back on the videos of me at Summer Games. I was like, let me check this out. I've not talked about it here. You looked rough, girl. And I know you were not much pregnant, but girl.
I thought you looked adorable. What? I was like... I literally, I was by the camera like this. Do it again. I'm Mrs. P. Do it, run it again.
It was like 98 degrees.
My neck was attached to my elbow. My hair was this high. I was in a jean button down dress with a bouncy ball underneath my body. I had cute little white socks, but why? I was wearing spandex shorts underneath. I looked It's like the blob. I was like, hey, Moose Man. And then I put you in a hot dog costume.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the introduction to the Never Have I Ever game?
0:00–0:11
2
What funny stories come up during the Never Have I Ever game?
0:11–0:25
3
How do the guests relate their experiences with Story Pirates?
0:25–0:41
4
What are the rules discussed for playing Never Have I Ever?
0:41–1:22
5
How do the hosts talk about their beef with plants?
1:22–1:35
6
What humorous moments arise during the discussion about candy?
1:35–3:24
7
What are the guests' thoughts on the best candy flavors?
3:24–4:08
8
How does the episode conclude with reflections on the game?
4:08–1:03:29