2024's Worst Person | Reading Reddit Stories
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Welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today we are reading some of the wildest stories from the year 2024. These are stories that we have not read on this show, but they're some of our favorites, some of the wildest ones from this year. And I am joined by two wild cast members here at Smosh, Courtney and Angela.
Mm-hmm.
I can't wait for this one. Yeah! I really can't wait for this one. We're amped. Yeah. Crazy year. Yeah, absolutely crazy year. Some crazy stories here. Got a lot of updates.
Just how I like it. That's my favorite recipe.
And we might have a little surprise for you guys later.
Okay, I love that recipe. What does that mean?
I don't know. Like a present? Were you looking around at the ceiling? No. Like the ceiling was gonna fall. I thought like New Year's Eve. Oh, like ball drops. Or snow. Wait a second. Haha, I got you. Oh my god!
Got you.
That was good. That was awesome.
Not my inside joke, but. No, you were there.
Do you have a favorite story from this year, a favorite episode that you recorded this year? I know it's hard to look back and remember, because we do so much.
This group of people was gonna get mugged, and then the guy ran away and left his wife.
Yeah, I think about that one sometimes. Some stick with me. Yeah, some stick. I'm like, oh, and I just think about it a lot. Yeah. Oh, like the one where the guy got excited to go on a date and he peed. I'll never forget, ever forget my first red story ever. It's you and me. And I thought, and it's that catfishing thing. And we're like, I hope they fuck. I hope they fuck.
Oh, yes! That one was crazy.
Because I always think about that and see clips of that, and I go, I don't know what I thought that show was. I remember being like, what is this experimental reading stories? Well, let's read some weird stories. And then the ball will drop. And then the ball's going to drop. Okay. Am I the asshole for refusing to cook after my boyfriend tried to critique my cooking with a literal PowerPoint presentation? It's an effective form of communication. Not one of the love languages. My love language is slideshows. I'd be like, run bitch, run! So this happened a few days ago, and I'm still trying to process it. For context, I, a 28-year-old woman, have been with my boyfriend, who's 30, for about two years. We live together, and I've always done most of the cooking because I genuinely enjoy it. And he claims he can't even boil water without setting off the smoke alarm.
The other night, I made one of our favorite meals, and while we were eating, he got a weird smirk on his face. He then says, you know, I've been taking notes. I laughed, thinking he was joking, but then he said, no, really, I made a presentation. No! The kicker was slide eight, which was just a photo of Gordon Ramsay facepalming with the caption, what he'd think. I was stunned. I told him if he had such detailed opinions, he should cook himself. He tried to backtrack, saying it was all in good fun and that he was just trying to help, but I wasn't laughing. I haven't cooked since, and now he's been living off cereal and takeout. He's sulking, saying I'm overreacting and ruining the joke. So, Reddit, am I the asshole for refusing to cook after my boyfriend presented me with a PowerPoint critique of my cooking? This feels like a literal example of don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Also, no such thing as too much garlic. Yeah. I was gonna say it right off the bat, disagree. Too much garlic. You can't have too much garlic.
Okay, there's just so much to be said about... He spent so much time thinking about her cooking in a negative way that he made an entire presentation. Yeah. Rather, like you could have used that time to do so many other things.
Could have learned a recipe.
Literally learned how to cook in that time. You spent so much time stewing over your partner's cooking styles that you... it compelled you, it inspired you to own them via PowerPoint.
This is truly, I don't know why she was offended mostly by the Gordon Ramsay one, it's the too much sass to me. Yeah, I'm sorry, what?
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