Am I The Ally? | Reading Reddit Stories
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Hello, and welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today is our annual Pride episode. Ooh! Yeah. It's a party. And I'm joined by two lovely people. I'm joined by Chance. Yay! And a good friend of Smosh, Jared Goldstein, is here.
Hello! Why did you guys ask me to do this one?
What? I don't... It's just we thought that... You would enjoy the episode?
Oh, sure, yeah.
I thought you'd be a fan of that. You just thought, you know. Jared, this is technically the second Red Stories that we've done together. Yes. When this is airing. Yeah. But tomorrow, as of recording this, we're going to be doing Reddit Live. Yes, we are. So we'll see how that goes. But by the time this airs, we'll have known that it went great. Yeah. And the audience loves it.
Yes, yes. And all those prize giveaways.
Yes. All the cars that we drive into the audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going to love it. Anyways, is this our fourth Pride episode? Wow. We've been doing this show forever. That's a long time to be doing Pride. I feel like these have become the big episode of the year, I feel like. I don't know. There's a lot of gays on Reddit. Guess so.
We're everywhere now.
Yeah, yeah. We always were. Always were, but mainly on Reddit. Jared, how familiar with Reddit are you?
I'm pretty familiar with Reddit. I use it mostly to look at purses.
What is this Pride-themed Smosh Reads Reddit Stories episode about?
Oh, very specific. Yeah, that's kind of my main use for Reddit right now.
Well, very cool. Well, we're going to be diving into all sorts of parts of Reddit, but all of it having to do with pride of some sort. I've been informed that some of these stories are your typical Reddit stories. Just might have a couple who's gay in it. Oh. I hope there's some straight pride in here, too.
Yeah.
The worst prank we ever pull, we do a Pride episode, and they're all just straight. Oh, that's funny. And we just don't acknowledge it. We'll be pissed. Just like, anyways, so. All right. Let's hop into our first story here. Our first story comes from Today I Fucked Up, and it was posted in September of 2020. And they write, Today I fucked up by having sex with the father of a woman I dated at a later date.
Whoa.
Damn. That's like us with this second recording coming before this.
Yes, before the live show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very similar. They write, okay, so yeah, it's messed up. This happened years ago. A few years ago, I met a bisexual dude who was around 25 years older than me. I was 23 at the time. We met through an app similar to Grindr. We meet up, hook up, and that's the end of it. never met again. Around two weeks or so later, I started dating this 20 year old girl. Things are going okay and about three weeks into the relationship, we are walking through a park when she stops me and tells me that her dad is there and I should meet him. It's a bit soon, sure, but it's not formal or anything, so I agree. Lo and behold, her daddy is the dude that was calling me daddy a few weeks back.
We both freeze and stare at each other in absolute horror, not knowing what to say. We awkwardly shake hands, and the girl attributes it to nervousness. Two weeks go by, and one day she calls me to meet up. When I get there, she is absolutely fuming, like I can literally see smoke coming out of her ears. She goes off on me about how I could possibly do this to her. I obviously have zero clue what she's on about. She tells me that her dad came clean to her and her mom about being bisexual and told his daughter, my girlfriend, to break up with me so he can be with me. Whoa. And apparently it was my fault because I was the one that turned him gay. So she throws a plastic container at me and storms off.
Never heard from any of them again.
Pussy's so good.
So good. So good. Also, I love the, I obviously have no idea what she's so mad about.
What even happened, dude? Whoa. This is not the first, this is one of like five stories we've read of like a person hooking up with someone's parents from the past and not realizing it.
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Chapters
5 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:03β2:39
2
What is this Pride-themed Smosh Reads Reddit Stories episode about?
2:39β8:17
3
What happened when OP hooked up with their girlfriend's father in a Reddit TIFU?
8:17β30:14
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Is it rude to not tell coworkers you're gay after being hit on at your dad's office?
30:14β59:23
5
How should a boss respond when an employee unexpectedly comes out at work?
59:23β1:01:04
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