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What is the main topic of this episode on family drama?
Hello, welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is family. Notorious for being extremely chill. Zero issues. Family. Joining me are two people who I consider family. Angela and Chance.
Okay, what family member would I be to you? Ooh, that's tough. We're both your cousins.
Yeah, cousins.
You're obsessed with cousins. No, I'm not. I just feel like that's the energy.
I think the energy that we have oftentimes is like cousin energy.
Yeah.
I think that's fair to say. I'm sorry that I yelled at you about the cousins.
It's okay. It's family. It's family. But you're right. It's like a chill subject, like across all cultures, I'd say. Yeah. Chill, chill, chill. No expectations. Yeah, I'd say this is going to be a really lighthearted, we'll probably... Like, I probably won't have really much to say.
Yeah. Time code on this is probably going to be, like, 15 minutes.
Yeah, literally.
We're good. Don't worry about it.
I've never met an overbearing family member.
Yeah. Most people I meet, I'm like, hey, what's your family like? And they're like, really good.
Boring. Next question.
We all talk. Yeah. We're all in communication.
Also, like, family, like, trees now, they're so crazy. They're so disjointed. Have you seen these trees?
Is it okay to secretly support a family member's OnlyFans?
Okay. Shall we get into these? Yeah. Our first story was posted less than 24 hours ago as of reading this.
This was a Kiana pic.
I can tell it's a Kiana pic. Kiana just finds, she lasers in on the craziest stories. She does. Okay, so as of reading this, this came out less than 24 hours ago.
Oh my god!
This is from True Off My Chest. This is a confession someone made. I purchase all of my sister's OnlyFans content. Am I wrong?
What the hell? Okay, support local business. You did the exact turn I did.
Okay.
The turn, I was like, no, aw.
Let's find out where this goes. As the title says, I purchase all of my sister's OnlyFans content. A paltry $200 to $500 every two-ish weeks. What? For obvious reasons, this is a throwaway. Now let me explain. Okay. Here comes my sister's OnlyFans she started before the first child and was very vocal about it. I ignored it for the most part because I didn't care. When she found out she was pregnant the first time, I worried about both their financial situation and frankly, my sister's more than a few crayons short of a Crayola pack.
She's got some colors missing.
I initially offered to help financially, but she has decided that she doesn't want help and can do it on her own. So I decided to enlist the help of a friend, so I don't have to view the content, to use my money to subscribe anonymously and purchase all of the content she produces, thereby providing support and a little extra help without her knowledge. Obviously, I will never reveal I am her largest supporter. I have never seen any of the content aside from a few face pictures to confirm it was her account. I do this solely to help her and to help support my nephew since she refuses all help I offer. Is this wrong? I don't know. Does it feel weird as fuck? Yes, yes it does. Do I regret it? Not even slightly. So does he watch? He said no.
So what he does is he gives a friend money and that friend is the subscriber.
Okay.
And I don't know if that friend watches. This is a beautiful, beautiful thing. That friend is like, yeah, I don't watch it.
Oh, I need to know if the friend watches. Well, I need to know what's the content. What is the content? Is it just her? I'm assuming it's probably. But it could be anything. Some people are literally on there with their bare ass sitting on cakes.
Yeah.
Like, it's creative stuff. There are people like that.
Him saying that he's like, I am not watching the content. I'm assuming it's.
But it could be fucking anything.
It could be anything. It's true.
Like, that's why I want to know.
I know, who knows? But I think ultimately, if all of this is true, I think this is a kind gesture, it's fine, it's sweet, and I get it, it makes her feel like, oh, well, I'm earning this money, and she is, but instead of just giving her the money and she feels guilty about it, this is through a way that.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic of this episode on family drama?
0:00–1:11
2
Is it okay to secretly support a family member's OnlyFans?
1:11–22:19
3
Why did someone cancel their monthly family dinners?
22:19–55:18
4
Should I change my pet's name if a family member's baby has the same name?
55:18–1:00:30
5
How do family dynamics change with new in-laws?
1:00:30–1:09:19
Speakers
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