"Restaurants GOTTA STOP singing happy birthday to ADULTS" Kareem and Hasan continue on the train and talk about Hasan's hair routine, Kareem's hairless cats, djinns and other stuff. Host: Kareem Rahma Creators: Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo Camera: Willem Holzer and Tian Sippel Editor: Tyler Christie Mixer: Dale Eisinger Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why Should Restaurants Stop Singing Happy Birthday to Adults?
So what's your take? This is a note to all restaurants. Stop singing happy birthday to adults. 100% disagree. I'm sorry. I want it. No, no. If you're at a Mexican restaurant and you're making adults sing to you, it's embarrassing for everybody. They're getting paid for it. No, no, no. They're getting paid.
What are you, a fucking medieval lord?
Get out of here. It's embarrassing for the staff? No, they like it. They hate it. This is why you're a content creator. They fucking hate it. No, they don't. It's embarrassing to them? It's embarrassing to other patrons at the restaurant, and it's embarrassing to the person whose birthday it is.
What restaurants are you going to where all of that madness and sadness is happening? Dude, dude. Have you ever been to Dallas BBQ? Yes. You like when they sing happy birthday to you? See, that is what I'm talking about. Yeah, don't you like attention? This is nuts.
This is nuts. This is nuts.
You're on a train. You're making grown adults sing to you because you're 43 years old? What's the problem with it?
That's fucking crazy. You make adults change your tires? No, no, no. And change your oil? That's different. And clean your teeth? That's so different.
How is it different? That's less humiliating. What? Bro. The guy's in your mouth. I just turned 39. They sang me happy birthday. Like, I was in the office, like five people brought out a cookie. Your office is not a restaurant. A restaurant, it's worse. It's worse. Hey, are you offended if someone sings? Do you feel bad when they sing happy birthday to you? Hell no. At a restaurant? This is crazy.
This is madness. This is madness. Nice to meet you. I'm sorry, dude. No, no, no, no, no. The popular opinion stands with Kareem Rama.
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Chapter 2: What Are the Most Embarrassing Birthday Experiences?
They have Legos, they have toys.
No, no, kids need a living pet to take care of and learn how to become adults. I think you should get a cat.
You guys, growing up in your house, you guys had animals?
We had a lot of animals, but I used to want to be a veterinarian. Okay. Was that interesting? Wait, who confirmed this? Pops? Like, your dad was like, we're going to... My dad was like, you could be a veterinarian. Because that's like a doctor.
But he was pro-animal. You guys are Egyptian, right?
Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't, no, no, he wasn't pro-animal. Don't get me wrong. It was always a battle. I wanted a newt. Do you know what a newt is? It's like a salamander. I wanted a salamander, but he let me get the newt.
The Oakley's on. I don't know if you're fucking with me. I can't tap into your sincerity.
I got a newt. N-E-W-T. It's like a salamander. Died immediately.
So Baba was okay with this? Mama was okay with this?
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