"A Few Much Medals & Long Live Stag Day"

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Dr. Sally LePage 0:00
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Tony Lyall 0:20
Oh, happy Monday morning. Nice, Stuart. Tony Lyle. Good morning. Shit, I feel a lot better than I did last Monday. Yeah, it's nice. It's nice that it did not come off a massive bender on the weekend. Just feel fresh for a minute bigger. I was just saying to Tony, I feel robbed because I did nothing all weekend. And I feel worse today than I do had I had a massive bender. Oh, that's weird. I feel so... This happens to me every now and then. I feel so ripped off. And this weekend, watch out. Yeah, I know. So you're going to tear the back out of this weekend. Because I'll be like, well, what's the point then?
Dr. Sally LePage 0:51
I'm going to feel like shit anyway. What's the point? I love that.
Tony Lyall 0:52
What's the point? You've got to double down. Maybe it's like testing it, right? Now you've got one that's like a baseline. You've got a baseline and then next week and then next Monday we can reconvene and see if you feel better or worse. We'll subtract this upcoming weekend from baseline. You see the difference. Yeah. And that's just, you can use that as like a science fair when you're at high school. Just get a dude on a bender two weekends in a row and see how he feels. Listen, kids, you might as well get fucked up this weekend. I thought your Friday was hitting that way because the last time I left. It was shaping up. I left you with the notorious pants man, Joel Harrison, and Isaac Seleseli at the pub.
Tony Lyall 1:28
Yeah. When I left that one at lunchtime, I just went, there's only one way that one's going. It's got the makings. Yeah. It's got the makings. No, we pulled parachute. We all had various different things that we had to attend to. Oh, okay. Yeah, very responsible. Oh, damn it, because I thought I'd send a couple of grenades your way, but as I left, I just sent a couple more jugs to your table. I was just like, let's see where this goes. It's so honourable to do. That's the equivalent of like in the movie, the guy who has got his leg broken and he's like, give me the gun. You guys go ahead. I'll stay back. He's like, oh, take that, take that. Tom Hanks with a pistol and Saving Private Ryan just shooting at the tank.
Tony Lyall 2:01
Just shooting at the tank.
Toop, toop.
Tony Lyall 2:04
Yeah, no, thank you for that. No, damn it, it didn't work though, did it? That was my goal. Maybe I should have slipped something in the bottom of each jug. Jeez, it felt like someone does at that bar.
Dr. Sally LePage 2:15
I don't know what it is.
Tony Lyall 2:16
That specific pub. Not going back there though. That was my last trip.
Dr. Sally LePage 2:20
Controversial.
Tony Lyall 2:20
Yeah, anyway. Yeah, I've got a bit of a mea culpa, I think, that I need to do. Really?
Yeah.
Tony Lyall 2:26
Yeah, well, you know. It's unusual for this podcast. I often talk about, you know, vulnerability being a big thing on these sort of podcasts. So I'm going to take this moment and be incredibly vulnerable with you, incredibly raw. I think we have some music we could play, like they might play under like an All Black Crying on a proper podcast or something like that. Are you going to go raw, honest? I'm going to go raw, honest chat, so. I went downstairs to where our laundry is on, must have been Sunday morning, and saw that there was a bucket with some stuff soaking in it that my wife had used, and I thought it was one of the kids' things, and I thought, oh, there's some kids' items in there. I've got a young daughter.
Tony Lyall 3:01
She's obviously making messes all the time, so I went to empty that out and took out a couple of her items. And in the bottom, I saw something that was very familiar. Yeah. There was a pair of my own underpants. Oh, no. Evidently, I'd come in too hot on one of the nights. You don't give me that one again. Sorry. You might have. You might have. This doesn't happen to you? You might what? You know, you might either wipe too much or not enough. And when you take off your underpants, it's just a little bit of it.

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