"Breaking News: Matt Heath's Engaged"
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What is the breaking news about Matt Heath’s surprise engagement?
Rightio, we have breaking news across the Herald. A news alert came across the Herald this morning, Tony Lyle, and I was like, whoa, what is going on? Is there an earthquake? Is there a tsunami warning? I mean, there's weather, and I was like, surely it can't be more than minus 10 something about the weather, but no.
No, the breaking news today, flashing across the top of the Herald in big bright red, it says, very romantic for Matt, ZB host Matt Heath's surprise engagement.
Congratulations, Matt.
You should read it. I think that's supposed to read, very romantic for Matt. Yeah. I think that's how it's supposed to be read. I did read that part. Not very romantic for Matt, but very romantic, like not very romantic for a normal person, but pretty romantic for me.
Very romantic for Matt.
Very romantic for Matt.
I did read it like that. It's okay. I read it like that because it almost had an exclamation mark, like very romantic for Matt.
Because I remember when Tracey said that in the interview. She goes, this is what she actually said, it was actually quite romantic. Romantic. Nice for Matt. For Matt. You're getting negged on the breaking news banner on the Herald. They're hurting your feelings. Breaking news to the country saying, very romantic for this absolute heap of shit. I put a decent effort into it, I've got to say.
For me. For you. I love that.
Did you wear a cravat? No, I did not wear a cravat and I didn't drop a knee.
Did you guys drop a knee? Yeah, I had a big knee. You had a knee? I had a knee too. Where did you do it? I did it in my flat in London.
Yeah. I did it in front of the pyramids in Egypt. Did you? Yeah, threw it down there. But it was actually a real shamoz. It's the classic story of trying to find it. Did you get robbed? Did the ring get taken? Your finger got snipped off and someone ran off with the ring? Just a cheeky snip. Secretering. nah this is the thing they don't tell you anyone out there who's thinking of getting engaged if you're thinking of doing like a surprise engagement you know in the movies and stuff they have like the box right and you get on it and you pop the box open but the box is fucking massive and if you're just in a pair of shorts like I was like You're just walking around with a massive box in your pocket. So I was awkwardly trying to hide this box the whole time.
We went out for dinner. And then the two restaurants we went to, we're sort of driving around weirdly in Cairo. There was just no real, like this wasn't right. I was like, I'm posing this weird little, like it wasn't quite right. So we actually ended up having a full dinner going back to the hotel. And on the walk back to the hotel room, I was like, oh shit, like you can kind of see the pyramids there. And we're walking across like this bridge over the pool. And I was like, oh shit. It's kind of now or never. Or it's going to go back to the hotel room. There's always someone, because one of our friends was like, how did he propose? And then Tracy said, explained it. And he goes, well, I proposed at Machu Picchu with a specially created ring by the spiritual someone at sunset.
I'm like, okay, mate. They're divorced now. Yeah, ours sounds good, but it was ramshackle and at the time it was real, real rough stuff. But in hindsight, I polish the story up a little bit as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maniah Stewart had a great one because we were – We were over in America and he was going to stay on and his now fiance was flying over to carry on to Nashville and everything else. But he had the ring on him the whole time and he just kept it secret until he went on an all-night bender with Joe Jura. Oh, no. And at four in the morning, they're back in their hotel room pounding beers and watching late-night sports. Nice. And Minaya broke his code of silence and told Joe –
And Joe would have put it on the ACC for socials.
Joe couldn't remember anything from 2 a.m. onwards. So it was the safest person ever to tell because when he eventually popped the question, Joe was like, congratulations. He goes, you knew it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the breaking news about Matt Heath’s surprise engagement?
0:00–9:48
2
How does the All Blacks team selection for the Stormers match look?
9:48–18:57
3
Will Du’Plessis Kirifi’s move to #12 in the NPC earn him an All Blacks call‑up?
18:57–27:53
4
Is Bra‑boosting really beneficial for riders in the Tour de France Femmes?
27:53–37:58
5
What is Matt Heath’s plan to give away the cricket ball after a six is hit?
37:58–46:08
6
How are the NPC weekend fixtures shaping up and which games should you watch?
46:08–54:55
7
What are the latest betting odds for the upcoming NPC and Super Rugby matches?
54:55–1:03:18
8
How does the new ‘Super‑sub’ rule change strategy in the ACC’s cricket corner?
1:03:18–1:04:17