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How can hydration breaks be revolutionized in sports?
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Good morning, Tony Lyle. Morning. Hey, listen, between us, we've got seven kids. Oh, that's a shit ton of kids, isn't it? It is a shit ton, and we are in the middle of hell right now because it's school holidays. Well, I have a different attitude to you, G-Lame, because I actually enjoy spending time with my kids, so I've been really enjoying it. It's been really nice having them around. Two of my four kids go to school. One goes to preschool, and the other one's seven weeks old, so she just sort of flops about.
What will State of Origin look like at Eden Park next year?
Yeah, it's true. So only two of them are out of their normal routine, and it's But nice to see them around, running around, their little faces. You've been drinking the parental Kool-Aid. You just wait until they can verbally and physically abuse you. True. Yeah, getting physically assaulted by my son is not something I look forward to. My son's 6'2". He's 14 years old. He has recently purchased a mini motorbike. Nice. Six horsepower mini motorbike. And one of those tiny little ones that clowns drive around on. It's like what Crusty the Clown did the loop with in The Simpsons. Yeah, great. Yeah.
Should the Warriors release Hi-Vis work gear?
So I'm in the middle of that. I'm in the middle of carburetors all over the garage, fixing brakes and oil everywhere. I just finished building my man cave in my garage.
What is the appropriate way to yell at a referee during children's sports?
Yeah. Couch and the TV and I'd carpeted it and everything. I had a beer fridge in there. Now it's a boy cave. Now it is a smelly adolescent boy cave. Yeah. Boy cave is certainly, it reminds you of the Thai boys, doesn't it? You got to get sent in the scuba sub to get them out. The school holidays are pretty punishing. Are you okay? That's what I want to know.
What feedback did listeners provide in 'Yours Please'?
Not really.
What false accusation did Joe Durie have to apologize for?
I've been coming in. You've had kids out watching TV in various rooms. Yesterday, I think you said you had maybe one of them at home looking after the other one who was going to abandon them. Yeah, the two boys aren't a great mix. He's 14 next week, which makes it relatively legal to leave him home on his own. It's 14, I think, the age. Legal-ish. Legal-ish. He's still 13, but they're nine-year-old at home. They kind of hate each other. I love hate. There's often fisticuffs. There's often altercations. And I said to them, do you want to come to work with me? I'll only be a few hours and then I'll come home. And they're like, no. Okay, if I leave you here, you're in charge. You cannot leave, Ralph. You cannot leave the nine-year-old.
Why not? Because he's nine. And then so I got various texts throughout the next couple of hours saying, what can I leave? What can I leave? Get home. He's demanding to leave, get home. The nine-year-old's in the middle of cooking sausage rolls. Great. Oven's at about 250. The perfect temperature.
How do parents impact children's sports experiences?
250. There's a lot of smoke. I don't know if it's just burning whatever's left on the side of the oven out. He's up on the kitchen bench cutting the sausage rolls into some odd shapes. And the 14-year-old's, see, we're fine. I'm like... I'm moments away from you guys burning down the house. Yeah, it's nice that not only is he nearly going to burn the house down, but he's also got a knife involved. It's like a double banger of things that aren't ideal when you're home alone for a nine-year-old to have. They operate a knife in such an unruly way as well. They really do. Wham! it's like a guillotine every time they want to do it it's like you just have to marry antoinette every time they get the knives out these kids yeah anyway i've got a school holiday program that i have which i do um one involves costco if you don't if you live outside of auckland costco is just a ginormous supermarket that sells all sorts of weird shit you get a tombstone you can get a coffin some pizza maybe a giant jar of mayonnaise car tires kind of all sorts of shit
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How can hydration breaks be revolutionized in sports?
0:00–0:53
2
What will State of Origin look like at Eden Park next year?
0:53–1:32
3
Should the Warriors release Hi-Vis work gear?
1:32–1:42
4
What is the appropriate way to yell at a referee during children's sports?
1:42–2:00
5
What feedback did listeners provide in 'Yours Please'?
2:00–2:00
6
What false accusation did Joe Durie have to apologize for?
2:00–3:01
7
How do parents impact children's sports experiences?
3:01–4:01
8
What humorous anecdotes were shared about refereeing and sportsmanship?
4:01–1:04:07