"Spaniards, Vasectomies & Two Suns One Toilet"
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
We should probably delete that stuff before you.
Definitely delete that last stuff. Very libelous. I think that would cancel me. I've only had a job for a week and a half. Yeah, that's right.
Could be the enemy. You came close during the commentary when you made a comment around the crowd and potentially being a pedo's dream.
That was close to the bone. I maintain that that's just an astute observation. That if you are, you know, and I'm not saying that I don't know us, but if you are inclined towards a bit of mild as the pedo, then a 5pm kickoff is perfect for you.
Yeah, I mean, speaking of which, a bit of comedy later on that night. Ben Hurley was in town. Yeah, he certainly was. In Wellington post the Test match at the comedy club they've got down there. Yeah, Fringe Bar.
Shout out.
Fringe Bar, shout out. And apparently, according to my sources – Ben Hurley, during his stand-up, said the word pedo approximately 38 times in two minutes, which is quite incredible.
I think it could be a record of the amount of time anyone has said pedo on stage in one stanza while not losing the audience because that's half the issue. A lot of young bucks will come in a stand-up comedy, they'll be pedo this and pedo that, and the crowd will be like, we don't like this at all. This is too much pedo, even for me. And I've got a strong pedo stomach. He loves it. He pulled it off. He's a bloody
legend that well i suppose ben i mean with ben earlier he's calling himself a pedo wasn't he really yeah yeah he's calling basically everyone a pedo it was um yeah very very i mean it's just hearing those two syllables back to back like you mentioned 38 times yeah it's it's a lot yeah you can't mean you can't but people say oh you can't say it but why can't we surely out of all those genres we should be able to take the piss out of pedos
I think so too. I think they're the most, we should be outcasting them. They're the worst of the worst. They really are. I reckon we should, I'm going to put it out there. I reckon we should lock them up.
That's a big call.
I reckon we should jail them.
I think we should just let them loose like they are at the moment.
Yeah, I know. It seems like it's too little. The only thing is you've got to go introduce your neighbours when you move to a new house. That doesn't seem like enough crime to me.
Did you notice there's an article in the paper today around an actor who was in the cookie beer costume? I did see this actor that was in the cookie beer costume.
And who's been done for being a pedo. I know, but it said on his online resume, it said that he played the cookie beer monster twice. But I feel like the cookie beer people must be going, hey, what the fuck? We didn't know anything. It's not like he was in the ad or anything. He just like wore the outfit on tour. That'd be like if I went down for being a pedo and they're like, oh, he dressed up as the ZDM beer in Dunedin twice. They don't want to wash their hands of me. Griffins aren't going to be happy about that. Well, it was Hudson's at this stage, so Griffins didn't even... Griffins inherited the beer, though. They inherited the beer. It turns out they inherited the pedo.
Well, I mean, look, I'm going to say it. I've said it before and I'm going to say it again. His picture was up there in a floral shirt. I think it might be his profile and his acting profile. Yes, I believe so. You've got to follow your gut. As the saying goes, if they look like a pedophile... and they act like a pedophile, chances are they're a pedophile.
The act is a big thing. Because I just want to say, and this is close to my heart, as a sort of white balding man with glasses, the movie The Lovely Bones did us no favours when it came to people judging us and our proclivities. Because people look at me and they go, oh, we can't say that in those glasses.
And I'm like, hey! Yeah, then Megamind out and Pew Pew didn't do much good for you either.
No, he was also really running a muck out there with the massive forehead, again, for the bald community. And I'll say this, as a member of the bald whites, we've got to cut it out.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–12:32
2
What happened during Tony’s vasectomy and how did he describe the procedure?
12:32–25:12
3
How long do you need to ‘clear the pipes’ after a vasectomy and what are doctor’s orders?
25:12–30:11
4
Why is Spain beating France in the World Cup and who is rising star Lamine Yamal?
30:11–32:01
5
What did the hosts think about being nineteen compared to Lamine Yamal’s rise?
32:01–41:54