"The Redemption Of Lukey Met"
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What is the opening “hypothetical” scenario about drinking and returning home?
Well, happy Monday, Minaya Stewart and Tony Lyle. Great to be here. Great to bloody be here. I love a, ah, can I just say? Great way to get in there, Minaya.
Good morning.
I was just reading. Hey, I've got a scenario for you both. Here we go. It's a hypothetical. Obviously, it's never happened before. I'm sucking it. So say you are a little bit late home on a Friday. You have told your other half that you were working when in reality you were having a couple of beers. Yep. um you make it home again this is a scenario this is just a hypothetical you come home um and the takeaways have been ordered for the family um and you get tossed the car keys and told can you just pop down the road and get them now do you a yeah uh front foot it and say I haven't been working I've been having some beers I probably shouldn't drive do you be uh pretend to have a seizure Or C, just take the keys, go 300 metres up the road, pick up the takeaways, come back and see like nothing happened.
Well, I think I'll throw an alternative option there. You say, you know what? I've actually been meaning to reconnect with one of the kids. Matt, we'll go for a quick bike ride. We'll bike up there. That'll be fun. And then you get good parent points because you've taken the kid for a bike ride.
It's dark and raining though.
Yep, still.
Nonetheless, you've got to put your dignity on the line. Me and young Timmy, we're just- Yeah, yeah.
We're connecting out there on the bike. No, I think-
How do the hosts transition from the hypothetical dilemma to discussing driving and police checkpoints?
What would you do? I would chuck it. I would say, oh, we actually had a couple of beers. Probably not over, but not worth risking it, right? I find the line of, I'm probably fine, but not worth risking it, makes you actually look responsible. Okay.
I'm probably fine.
I don't know if I'd risk it, though. As you power chunder into the sink. You know, I would fess up and say, you know, yeah, we had lunch and we did actually crunch a few pretty big accounts at lunch. So we locked in the O'Houlihan account. And to celebrate, they pulled out, I just don't know what the percent of the beers were as well. I only had two, but. you know, modern beers these days. They're crafty. Who knows what they are. Yeah, you can't say that. But you're like, what could they possibly be? So yeah, I'd own up is my option.
Manaya? I would like to introduce another option. We talked about it on this podcast maybe a year or two ago. There was a guy at a mobile phone kiosk at a mall, you know this guy? Yes. Did you see the story, Tony, and this lady went to get her screen replaced? Yes. She gave him the phone and when she went to get it back, she had seen that he had eardropped a photo of herself. No, they're failed eardrops. Failed eardrops. A whole lot of photos of her. Of her nude. He had been trying to eardrop to his mate. Nice. She kicked off. She was filming him and he just faked a faint. He just fainted behind the counter at this mall kiosk. Went full possum. He had nowhere to go because he was in those kiosks in the middle of the mall.
He just went. Oh no, I passed out. And then he had to call an ambulance and get rid of him. He just, he stuck to the bit. And he played possum. Yeah, it's not a bad shout. It doesn't work at home though because you're at home so you can't, they're like. You've got to recover. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's why the seizure is quite good because then you can't drive. Yeah, true. Then you're also going to drive for six months. Yeah, it depends if you report it. Same as you get done with DIC though.
Yeah, that is very true. It depends what you blow actually because if you only blow between 250 to 400 micrograms, then you are good to go. I think you get a $200 fine and maybe 50 demerits. Yeah, right. obviously not condoning well I only say this because I was at a comedy show last week on a Thursday and I'd had a singular beer in the first half of the show and I had a singular beer in the second half and this is talking export ultra it was a four percenter I you know well within my limits is what I was thinking to myself left I hadn't had dinner which that'll get yeah that'll help picked up some maccas on the way home and I was driving home with my little bag on my lap and I went to get on the motorway and there was a police checkpoint pulled up to it
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the opening “hypothetical” scenario about drinking and returning home?
0:00–1:24
2
How do the hosts transition from the hypothetical dilemma to discussing driving and police checkpoints?
1:24–27:21
3
What are the key takeaways from the All Blacks vs. Stormers match analysis?
27:21–43:20
4
Who performed at the post‑match celebration and what was the crowd’s reaction?
43:20–51:58
5
How did Luke Metcalf’s game‑winning try complete his redemption story?
51:58–1:05:17
6
What political question did Adam Pompey ask and why did it spark a voting debate?
1:05:17–1:17:16
7
How did the hosts wrap up the episode, promote the NRL final tickets and sign off?
1:17:16–1:23:11