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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Oh, God. We're going to have to do this, aren't we, at some stage, Joe? Yes, I think you need to face the... The wrath? The wrath, the tidal wave of yours, please. Yep, okay. Listen, Saturday, we can just address that off the bat. Chiefs got absolutely spanked on Saturday. And throughout the commentary, we got a few yours pleases, and I thought, okay, it's not too bad.
I think one or two came in, and I was like, you know what? I think I might have dodged a bullet. I was going to play them on air during the rugby, but there was a couple of Fs and Cs that I thought that might get us in trouble with. Yeah, okay, well, let's get this over and done with then because if you've listened to this podcast for the first time, you'll understand what's happening here.
People, a chance to leave a message. Last week, Crusaders fans copped it from Chiefs fans on the yours pleases. And, um, this week, uh, it's the chief's turn. It's my turn. Um, and I am going to take it like a man, Joe jury. I'm going to take it like a man. I don't know what that means.
Chapter 2: How did the Chiefs perform in the Super Rugby Final?
I'm a man. I'm 40. Yeah. I'm going to take it like a man. I don't know what it means, but let's kick this in the guts. Uh, live from the export beer garden studios. This is the agenda podcast for Monday, the 22nd of June.
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If you can tell by my voice, it's been a big weekend. We had a rugby quiz night Friday. We had super rugby on Saturday night, and then we had the Waz down in Christchurch. We hosted a pregame at the Richmond Club. Great New Zealanders came down to the Richmond Club. We had the after party at Ridges at Bloody Mary's. You made some comments about Russell Packer that almost went terribly. Yeah.
Yeah, I described Mark Tukey's goatee as a prison vagina. Yes. And I had Russell Packer up there with me as well. And he goes, are you trying to trigger me about prison, cunt? And I was like, uh, no. And he would fucking kill you as well. Oh, my God. He would kill me with one hand, Russell Packer. He's got a big beard now. He looks like a mountain man. He took it quite well. I mean.
I took, he did. He was, he was fine with it. He said it's been caught up. He had a prison pussy. He's been caught a prison pussy before. Um, so yeah, he took it well, but it was a bit awkward there for a second. Um, but there we go. No, I've met some great New Zealanders at both the Richmond club and at, uh, at ridges at bloody Mary's. Thanks to the team down there. And, um,
at uh ridges for looking after us as well uh probably a bit too well yeah a little bit too good on the hospitality yeah yeah it's a bottle of champagne to celebrate the black caps winning was well yes we were going to retire to my room with the bottle with it and watch us win and it was all over with them all over the byc boys um have released uh we're going to release a podcast today a wrap of that second test that magnificent second test it's all even it's all one all
But I suppose this is the inevitable. We're just going to start off with yours, please, because there is a lot of them. If you've got kids in the car, I'd recommend maybe just pausing the podcast now if you're playing this on a loudspeaker or you're watching it on YouTube at home and, you know, your mum might walk in or...
your lover or your brother or whoever, and if they're sensitive to foul language, they're going to be highly offended by the next 10 minutes or so.
A lot longer than that.
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Chapter 3: What are the listeners' reactions in the 'Yours Please' segment?
Losers.
Grow up. Pleasant points down by Timuru.
Oh.
Chapter 4: What warnings did the hosts give about explicit content?
Okay, so they're Crusaders fans? Yeah. Oh, that was nice. Keep them coming. Just rip the bandaid off. Yeah, can we just get that mana stick unloaded off the mana bus and put on a cane train, brother? Up the mana cane. Fuck you, O'Hoolahan. Who is O'Hoolahan? I don't know. These people just doing drive-bys on each other on the yours pleases. See, like...
Super Rugby owe us massively for the tribalism that we've created, I reckon. No one was talking about mana or anything before this podcast, and now it's just mana canes, chiefs mana, crusaders mana. Not a lot of blues mana. No. Okay. How many more have you got?
Fuck me. God, that's funny. My team didn't even make the final, but at least we didn't lose by 60 points in one. And at least we beat the Hurricanes in one. So did we. Chiefs and Munner, my fucking ass, bro. My lord. Anyway, fuck G-Line.
Thanks, mate. Fuck McConey. Yep, I have. Joe, you're all right. Thanks, mate. Okay. Is this people laughing? It's the same one. Oh, gosh.
Love from every Crusaders fan. Fuck you, Chiefs. No mana.
off your Crusaders. Ah, too lame. Commiserations. Big kick to come back from Massey Rubber Club. Watched the ass rape that happened on TV. So, sorry mate. Was it three finals in a row? Four finals? Four actually. I know you're hurting. You're feeling the pain. Hey, at least you're in the final. Yeah, thanks, Keatsy.
At least you're in the final. Thanks, Big Keatsy.
And the Blackcaps are going to smash the Poms. Yeah, silver lining. Thanks, Big Keatsy. And they did, yeah. Munna, Munna, Munna games. Oh, tough. That old Munna train must have broken down on the way to Welly, eh? Ooh. Someone should have told the Chiefs the game was on. Ooh, unlucky G-Lane.
Yeah. live from henry stadium listen to it the hurricanes have won the final all the shit you've given wellington this whole year doesn't matter we've won the final yeah it's true Hurricanes, manna, for a whole year. Fuck you, G-Lane.
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Chapter 5: How did G-Lane handle the backlash from Hurricanes fans?
Yeah. Also, I mean, look, this is very polite of the Hurricanes fans. They're all very worried about our welfare, which is nice. Just proves they're not real fans. If they were real fans, they'd be coming at you hot. Yeah.
Monocanes. Monocanes. Oh, my God, I love the Hurricanes. They're my fourth favorite Super Rugby team. Oh, my God, I love them so much. Fuck you, G-Lane. Cheers. Josh from Christchurch.
Josh from Christchurch. I can imagine you recording that, like, by yourself in your bedroom. One of the chiefs manners here. Yep.
Can we get a where's Wally on where's G-Lane? The grim, the fucking curse. Where were you? I swear to God, if you were fucking there. I swear to God, G-Lane.
Can I... Fuck you, Mashes. Yeah, he's gone. Fuck you, Joe.
Fuck you, Minaya. Fuck you, Zool. Most importantly, fuck you, G-Lane. Chiefs, Munna.
Fuck you, Hurricane County. Yeah, look, I'm going to set a few things straight. I wasn't at the cake tin, and I was at Takaha for the Warriors' victory. Yes, so... What does that mean? I mean, it just means that... The curse lives on. Whatever. Are we still doing this?
The last thing that got smashed as hard as the Chiefs was that seagull trying to eat a chip off the road in Dunedin. Mannequins! Yeah, boy! Choke is my arse. Choke is my arse?
Yeah, I've been going on about that. I think they had a choke in them. They had a Hutchins in them. The Hurricanes were going to put a belt behind the hotel door and flog themselves, but they didn't. Tell you who had a choke in them.
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Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes were shared about past games?
Yep. Damn.
That was a massacre. Yep. I'd like to know what Matt Heath is going to do now, considering he staked his professional career on the fact that the Hurricanes were going to choke in the finals. He's going to start some punishing F1 Corner TikTok page or something?
Yeah.
Maybe mixed with a bit of MLB. He staked his professional career on it, but he hasn't really got one, so it's fine. Yeah, we got a lot of feedback. Got a lot of live feedback. Almost live yours pleases at Ridges and at the Richmond Club over the weekend. Not a lot of fans of the F1 corner or MLB corner. No. So we might have to park it. You might say haters. Yeah. Yep. Okay.
How many more of these we got? We got a lot. So what we'll do, we'll play one more and then we'll go to a break and then come back. Really? Yep. Lads, first time long time. Needed to take a day after that shocker of a grand final. to really think about my life and what's going on. Clearly the monistic has been handed over to the Hurricanes. There's no monistic.
But that means the Chiefs need to bring back the inflatable patus in the stadium. Then we can give everyone a true battering. There is no monistic. There's no monistic.
You Crusaders losers made up the monistic. Well, now you don't have it. There's no monistic. Okay, can I go take a shower or something?
Yeah, and then we come back and we've got a lot more to get through. Can we please get a welfare check on G-Lane and James McHoney up the mannequins?
Yep.
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Chapter 7: What insights were provided about the Hurricanes' victory?
I'm coming.
Here it comes.
There it is. How do you feel about the Hurricanes, what is those, Hurricane Dave or whatever it is? Now he's a celebrity. Was that the Warriors? Yeah, what was that about? I don't know. He's big time now.
Four years in a row.
This sucks. It's okay, man. This sucks. You're a good person.
We need our own supporters, support group, eh?
Yeah, we do.
What happened to the Chiefs? Where's the mana? Where's the mana stick? This is, yeah.
I hope that person's okay. Heartbroken.
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