"Yours Please Special: Mana Canes!"
episodePreviously titled “"Yours Please Special: Mana Canes"” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Oh, God. We're going to have to do this, aren't we, at some stage, Joe? Yes, I think you need to face the... The wrath? The wrath, the tidal wave of yours, please. Yep, okay. Listen, Saturday, we can just address that off the bat. Chiefs got absolutely spanked on Saturday. And throughout the commentary, we got a few yours pleases, and I thought, okay, it's not too bad. I think one or two came in, and I was like, you know what? I think I might have dodged a bullet. I was going to play them on air during the rugby, but there was a couple of Fs and Cs that I thought that might get us in trouble with. Yeah, okay, well, let's get this over and done with then because if you've listened to this podcast for the first time, you'll understand what's happening here.
People, a chance to leave a message. Last week, Crusaders fans copped it from Chiefs fans on the yours pleases. And, um, this week, uh, it's the chief's turn. It's my turn. Um, and I am going to take it like a man, Joe jury. I'm going to take it like a man. I don't know what that means.
How did the Chiefs perform in the Super Rugby Final?
I'm a man. I'm 40. Yeah. I'm going to take it like a man. I don't know what it means, but let's kick this in the guts. Uh, live from the export beer garden studios. This is the agenda podcast for Monday, the 22nd of June.
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If you can tell by my voice, it's been a big weekend. We had a rugby quiz night Friday. We had super rugby on Saturday night, and then we had the Waz down in Christchurch. We hosted a pregame at the Richmond Club. Great New Zealanders came down to the Richmond Club. We had the after party at Ridges at Bloody Mary's. You made some comments about Russell Packer that almost went terribly. Yeah. Yeah, I described Mark Tukey's goatee as a prison vagina. Yes. And I had Russell Packer up there with me as well. And he goes, are you trying to trigger me about prison, cunt? And I was like, uh, no. And he would fucking kill you as well. Oh, my God. He would kill me with one hand, Russell Packer. He's got a big beard now.
He looks like a mountain man. He took it quite well. I mean. I took, he did. He was, he was fine with it. He said it's been caught up. He had a prison pussy. He's been caught a prison pussy before. Um, so yeah, he took it well, but it was a bit awkward there for a second. Um, but there we go. No, I've met some great New Zealanders at both the Richmond club and at, uh, at ridges at bloody Mary's. Thanks to the team down there. And, um, at uh ridges for looking after us as well uh probably a bit too well yeah a little bit too good on the hospitality yeah yeah it's a bottle of champagne to celebrate the black caps winning was well yes we were going to retire to my room with the bottle with it and watch us win and it was all over with them all over the byc boys um have released uh we're going to release a podcast today a wrap of that second test that magnificent second test it's all even it's all one all
But I suppose this is the inevitable. We're just going to start off with yours, please, because there is a lot of them. If you've got kids in the car, I'd recommend maybe just pausing the podcast now if you're playing this on a loudspeaker or you're watching it on YouTube at home and, you know, your mum might walk in or... your lover or your brother or whoever, and if they're sensitive to foul language, they're going to be highly offended by the next 10 minutes or so.
A lot longer than that.
I reckon it's about half an hour. Are you serious? Mm-hmm. Okay, let's start it. Yours, please.
Fuck you, Julian.
Okay, no. Fuck you, Mashi, even though you're gone. R.I.P. uh you jerry hey the mannequins you keep crying mcconnie and uh a shout out to old ohulahan i know you're listening boy uh yeah south canterbury okay got a lot in there you've got a lot in there well good use of 30 seconds yeah 30 seconds abuse okay well i'm sure there's a lot of gonna be a lot of mannequins the chase me so let's go hi lads yeah mate long time listener first time caller okay
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:08
2
How did the Chiefs perform in the Super Rugby Final?
1:08–9:06
3
What are the listeners' reactions in the 'Yours Please' segment?
9:06–9:13
4
What warnings did the hosts give about explicit content?
9:13–13:46
5
How did G-Lane handle the backlash from Hurricanes fans?
13:46–16:38
6
What humorous anecdotes were shared about past games?
16:38–20:56
7
What insights were provided about the Hurricanes' victory?
20:56–39:38