🍹 “Spritz School” — Aperol’s secret academy. Meta’s Ray Ban ban. James Patterson’s MrBeast book. +$500 AI toothbrush
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This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Wednesday, so beach Wednesday, September 2nd. It's anyway. Pud is the best one yet. This is a T-Boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Yet he's join us the night before our September 23rd live show in San Francisco for a 5K to the Golden Gate Bridge. What do you think, Jack? Yeah, apparently you just run for an extended period of time. We're run clubbers now. It's our run club, I guess, too. So visit the bestrunyet.com to RSVP to run with us. Yeah, Jack and I are giving with four tickets to those who sign up. ASAP. And this yaugging event is powered by Liquid IV. So you'll get some free product and some free us. Maybe a peak of Nick's spandex. It's the best run yet.com.
So stretch out those hammies, our sweet pee now. And Jack, let's hit our three stories. What do we got on the pod? For our first story, the Aperol Spritz. It's about to hit $1 billion in annual sales, but it didn't happen by accident. No, Aperol's success is actually thanks to a secret spritz school. For our second story, smart glasses are getting banned at restaurants, bars, and nightclubs, and this is just the beginning. No meta ray bands allowed, and the backlash began with Kyla Jenner. And our third and final story: James Patterson just published a book yesterday he co-authored with Mr. Beast. But Jack, is this Boomer Beast book already a bust? We'll explain why that might be the case. But Yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories.
What a mix of stories. Love the mix for Ceviche. Wednesday. We've seen AI dog collars. We've seen AI lollipops. We've even seen an AI ice making machine. Jack, we have seen AI that detects if AI was used to counter a cyber attack of a rogue AI. But Dyson just launched an AI toothbrush for $500. And Besties, this toothbrush live streams the brushes with a real-time video feed. It's like ChatGPT and Sonicare had a baby. Christopher Nolan. This is, without a doubt, the most expensive toothbrush in human history. Yeah, we double fact checked it because Dyson says the AI studied 500,000 dentists to make it happen.
How did Aperol create a secret Spritz school to reach $1 billion in sales?
So it's basically a toothbrush doctor. And the camera shoots 28 frames per second. So it's basically an IMAX camera. And it live streams your brushing in one hand to your phone in the other hand. So that you can follow the thistles like it was a real-life oral documentary. Besties, this $500 toothbrush actually lets you shoot dread streams to the dirtiest parts of your mouth like it's a water pick. And you target that water pick based on the live stream you're looking at on your phone. Yeah, but pause the pod. That's the most disturbing video you're ever gonna see. Yeah, the inside of your mouth in 4K? Is that a molar or is that yesterday's mango?
Why are smart‑glasses being banned in restaurants and nightclubs after Kylie Jenner’s promotion?
I don't know, but either way, I feel icky already, Jack. You paid $500 for this thing. The same price as a Kate Spade hand. Oh, but the biggest problem? What is it, man? Your dentist is gonna suspect that you cheated. Uh, Jimmy, are you using AI to brush those teeth? Be honest, Jimmy. We have an honor code in this office. Yeah, AI, it's coming for your crest. Jack, let's hit our three.
15 years before this song, two boys from the northeast met in the dorm. They had an idea that caused a cultural storm. It's the best one, yeah, but the best is a norm. Jack, Nick, that's it. I don't even think they need to practice. 50%, that's a fat tip. T-boy city on your at list. If you know, you know, cause we read to go. We can't wait no more, so just start the show. Start the show. Start the show.
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For our first story, the Aperol Spritz
is about to pass $1 billion in sales and is still going viral. Because 16 years ago, Aperol opened a secret Spritz school.
What is the $500 Dyson AI toothbrush and why does it livestream your brushing?
Festies, happy late summer spritz season to all those who celebrate. Last month we told you about the Hugo Spritz. Searches on Google for that drink are up 2,000% this year. But still, that is a fraction of the OG, the classic Aperol Spritz. Like tanning, tennis, and travel, Aperl Spritz is now an official summer ritual.
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Chapters
4 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:56
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How did Aperol create a secret Spritz school to reach $1 billion in sales?
1:56–2:29
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Why are smart‑glasses being banned in restaurants and nightclubs after Kylie Jenner’s promotion?
2:29–3:41
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What is the $500 Dyson AI toothbrush and why does it livestream your brushing?
3:41–20:08
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