Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
This is an iHeart Podcast.
Guaranteed human.
Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Chapter 2: What podcast did the Jonas Brothers create?
Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.
Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Michelle McPhee, and I've been unraveling the strangest criminal alliance I've ever reported on. A Mormon polygamist and an Armenian businessman.
Multi-million dollar house, Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets, a billion dollar fraud.
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Chapter 3: What segment is about feeling old?
I am now shirt on at the pool guy. Why?
uh to the sun man it's just not good for you it's not too much sun on your body like there's studies so and i'm not talking short sleeve shirt i go full long sleeve pool shirt ordered them they are there i wore it at the beach when we were on the cruise and it was great didn't have to worry about the sunburn and now the pool season's coming up i will be the guy with a long sleeve shirt on at the pool yeah yours is age minus shame i don't know which is worse
I mean, it's all the same, dude. We're all just getting old. Shame and age. Oh, I wore those shirts for shame. Oh, right, yeah. Yeah, it's not even about sunburn. I'm just embarrassed. All right, hang in there, everybody.
It's the best bits of the week with Morgan No. 2. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, Nick? Huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Yeah, a pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend.
But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with the name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it, and... Well, we were thinking of originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say, Hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey, Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. Oh, wow. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen.
We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between-songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.
Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the headlamp story?
Number six. We do Tell Me Something Good. I think we're going to do Tell Me Something Suck right now. And Amy came in and was holding her hamstring this morning.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm trying to, like, massage it and...
you know I don't know loosen it up it's a little tight for my sprints I guess Amy's punching her leg right now it feels so good when she started doing sprints I just said hey that's awesome but be very aware that's how you hurt your hamstring if you haven't done sprints in a while then you run hard it hurts your hamstring I felt a little invincible at the moment at the time when you said that and then now I'm like yeah you're right I give anything for a little tennis ball right now I have tennis balls if you want one sweet I might sit on it
So that's not hers. I just saw that, wanted to bring it up. So tell me something suck. You wanna do your real one? Sure. Go ahead. I have a cavity. Oh no. Or I had, it's fixed now, but it just sucks. Like I had a streak for a long time till my thirties that I'd never had a cavity. And then my thirties, I got my first one. And that was a real bummer.
And then now here I am at 45 with my second cavity. Which tooth? I guess back, second from the very back. On the bottom? On the bottom. Oh, that's 22. Is it? No, I don't know. I don't know the number, but one of those far back ones, it had even cracked. Oh, dang. So then the whole thing, like I had to get a big shot into my mouth and then filled it and did whatever they do to make it.
And now it feels... Good to go. I mean, a little tender, but- Dang, hamstring, gums, Amy's struggling. Everything's tender. Yeah, so I don't know what causes it. Like I'm real, they complimented my oral hygiene. They said, wow, you take really great care of your teeth. You must floss. And I'm like, yep, yep, yep.
You could have fractured, like microscopically fractured your tooth, even biting on it hard, which then- you have holes in it, then food gets in that and you can't brush or floss that out. And then that causes the cavity.
Okay. Yeah. See, I thought the cavity caused the crack, but to your point, maybe I cracked it and then you're, it let the food in, which did you know that when you bite down on food, they told me it's like 2000 pounds of pressure.
I did not know that. I was more like 1300 pounds. No, I had no idea. I had no idea. Yeah. I was just like, wow, that's why our bite, that's why you can bite it. You're off. That's what you thought. That's All right, tell me something suck. I'll go. I had either a mole or zit or something on my neck and I shaved it off. Wait, you alone did it yourself? I thought you didn't. What?
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Chapter 5: What surprising news do they share about Amy's trip?
Yeah, he's a pilot. So I was like, he's done that before for different things. Like, that'd be sweet if he fly. But now I know if he flew, I might not even be invited on that. I got a feeling you wouldn't be. Dang. Breaking news. Breaking news. Amy's not even going at all. Wow. But you're still going. Are you driving by yourself? Yeah. Alone?
Yeah, but then I was like, does anybody else want to go? Like us? Let's go. Road trip. We all fall in love with each other. We don't want that to happen. So yesterday your son had state track. So you guys drove over to the University of Tennessee. They got to run on the campus. It was pretty awesome. Yeah. It was really cool. Long day, you know, but that's track.
Chapter 6: What experiences do they share about attending track meets?
I feel like every time you talk about the track meets, it's a long day. Yeah, that's what I feel like. I don't know what it is. And my ex-husband and I were there together looking at each other like, when are we going to learn? When are we going to learn? Why are we not like these other awesome track parents that bring umbrellas from the sun? Because it was 90 degrees. Sun is blazing.
And people have got their umbrellas, their face fans, their spritzer fans. They are said because they're cooler. And we roll in nothing. When you get there. That's our first time to state, to be fair, but track meets are always long, so we should know. How long until Stevenson ran? Oh, hours. Oh. It's always that, but it's always hours. Are you waiting that it could be any minute, though?
So why don't you just go somewhere else for a while? Well, I kept thinking that, like any minute. Well, I got there a little later than Mike's husband because, again, he didn't want to ride together, but we hung out together the whole time. That's why we were there. I was like, make it make sense. So then he's sitting in the bleachers in the blazing sun.
And I'm like, which he was sitting coincidentally next to some listeners. So I got to meet them, shout out. They had a niece there running. And then I was like, we got to get out of this sun. So we go over to the shade and we're like, okay, it's about to happen. It's about to happen. From that moment, if it's about to happen, it was at least another hour and 20 minutes.
And he was running the four by 800. So there were four people and they each had to run two laps. Correct. And was it a whole different competition, like level of competition? Yeah, and I don't know what it was. I mean, the boys did great. Like, I was really proud of them, but they were seven seconds slower than their best time as a team. So each one of them were a couple seconds off.
They finished fourth in the state. That's good. Still pretty good. That's great. And he's what grade? Eighth grade. So he gets to run in junior high again next year.
No, he's going to high school.
Is ninth grade high school? Yeah, ninth. Our school is totally different. Small school.
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Chapter 7: How does Eddie feel about his testosterone levels?
Yeah, they were sort of like when they got fourth place and they were a little bummed about it. They're like, onward. We're going to high school. So ninth grade, you're running against seniors? No, he's in eighth grade. No, next year. Yeah, you can if you run varsity. But is there not like a junior varsity? Well, there may be.
I don't know what team he's going to make yet. Oh.
We had two buildings. One was at the bottom of the hill. One was at the top of the hill. That was our whole school.
So were you single A, double A, or triple A? Double A. Okay, so see, that's what was taking so long, too, was that... All us small school kids that you guys made fun of?
No, I'm all about it. That's fine. But there was, you know, the 4x800 starting. Well, the girls go first, which is fine, but it was like, how many heats for single A, double A, then triple A? And I was like, okay, finally. How did he feel about finishing fourth? He had a great time. He was a little bummed that they were all, he wanted to be faster.
And who knows what it was, if it was the heat or, I don't know what caused them. They did switch up the order. This is the first time they ever ran in that order. Why would they switch up the order? I don't know.
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Chapter 8: What insights do they provide on vitamin D and testosterone?
We have to trust what the coach was thinking. I don't. I don't trust the coach. Not now. Doesn't sound like the right move. Nope. I'm going to be couch coach. Yeah. And none of the boys, all four of the boys, they were all apparently one of the other dads is saying that they were all like, I don't want to be fourth. I don't nobody wants to be fourth.
Like because there's a lot of pressure on the fourth.
So Stevenson was second. He's normally first. And then they moved him. And so he's like, yeah, shoot. Why did we switch up the order? But oh, well, they did great. I was proud of them.
That's fine. When'd you get home? About 7 p.m., I think. Did you guys stop and eat on the way back? I just stopped at Bucky's. Yeah? Yeah. I was alone. Oh, you were alone. So he rode up there with you, but back with his dad? No. He was with his dad the whole time. He rode up with his dad and back with his dad? It's his dad's week. So you were alone the whole time? Oh, man.
So you drove, what, three almost?
Three hours there and three hours back.
Three hours back, alone. But you could have shared Stevenson from one of the trips and then just dropped him back off with his dad, right?
No, it was his week, and honestly, I didn't mind because then, again, Stevenson had to be there a little bit earlier. I didn't get there too far behind them, but... But the way back.
Justice for Amy. Had to stop at Bucky's by herself, going in, listening to a sad song. I listened to a book on tape. I still call it a book on tape, even though I downloaded it on Audible.
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