5738 Minutes Of Bryan's Life!
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What is the significance of 5738 minutes in Bryan's life?
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5,778.
You better get to it, Brian. I know, Chrissy. Well, never mind. I'm not going to make that joke.
But look what happens. Then you have 30 kids, so...
Well, we know I've had sex 30 times at least.
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2.30 in the morning!
What happened with Kanye and Bianca at the Grammys?
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of the show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Pardon my interruption. Hope everyone's doing well out there. What a night. What a spectacular night at the Grammys, Chrissy. Is there no sacred space anymore? No. Is there no sacred ground?
Well, there's no shock anymore now. It's just gone.
When you're doing, when you're literally doing it. Nude. Yeah, you're doing an ovulation test, walking down the red carpet, then there you go.
Yeah. What else is there to say? Bianca's been sorry.
Oh, Bianca was all aglow at the... that she did not even get invited to, apparently. This is crazy. So you had to have heard about this listener out there in the audience.
Oh, yeah.
But Yee and Bianca showed up to the Grammys, to which they were not invited. They had no invitation to go. But who in their right mind is going to tell him? Who on the red carpet is going to turn Yee away when he shows up with Bianca? Of course, they're going to be let in, and the producers are going to quickly scramble to get him a chair because he is PR gold. But what they didn't expect is that halfway down the red carpet, Bianca would undress. And when I say undress, I mean the full fucking Monty. Yeah. At around 8.05 p.m. I will remember this for the rest of my life. Where were you when your wife texted the first picture of a naked woman, not herself? I was in my studio.
I was in my studio. Astrid sent it out to the group.
She did. She sent it out to the group. Rolling Stone. The Instagram for Rolling Stone sent out those pictures unedited. No censor whatsoever. So at least for a period of time, her vagina and her boobs were just hanging out on the Rolling Stone IG. Who made that editorial decision? I'm wondering, what did Rolling Stone decide? Her vagina was newsworthy enough to not put a black box down there?
I mean, it was. It was pretty newsworthy.
It was pretty newsworthy. I got to say, what else is there? What do we have left?
Nothing.
Where do we go from here? There is nothing. What are we going to do? Show our gaping anuses next time we walk down the red carpet?
I mean, the Grammys has always been a place where people have pushed the limits of fashion. But yeah, I don't know if you, you know, who was she? Who did design that?
There's no designing about it. No one designed anything.
It was a new fishnet thing.
It's just a fishnet, yes. I'm sure Yee designed it. Probably, that's true. I'm sure it was a Yee design, right? I hate calling him Yee, by the way. Kanye, that's his fucking name, okay? Kanye. Yes. I'm sorry, but I never bought into all the Kanye hype. I never really cared for the guy. Now, I am no hip-hop expert. Let's just put that out there. Anyway, I am clearly a white Midwestern old man from Chicago who likes a certain flavor of hip-hop and rap, and Ye was just never my thing. Kanye was just never my thing.
In the beginning, he had some good stuff.
You thought so? Yeah, I was never convinced. Never convinced. But now, he has just completely gone off the rails. There is no semblance of normality.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the significance of 5738 minutes in Bryan's life?
0:33–1:12
2
What happened with Kanye and Bianca at the Grammys?
1:12–5:19
3
Which Grammy performances stood out this year?
5:19–10:33
4
Why was Sabrina Carpenter's performance controversial?
10:33–13:08
5
What are the implications of celebrity behavior at award shows?
13:08–17:20
6
What unusual fashion choices were made at the Grammys?
17:20–1:01:00