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The Commercial Break

A Literal Pain In The Butt!

24 Jul 2024

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Chapter 1: What is the 'Summer ICK' and how does it affect Krissy?

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i just want everybody to know i don't want a relationship with anybody that's a criminal or that practices witchcraft regardless of whether they're my relative or not and regardless of their position title where they work where they live so if you're a criminal or you practice witchcraft i don't want a relationship with you on this episode of the commercial break

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And I take my hand and I start pressing on that muscle that they were talking about, which they said is like five inches into your body, right? And I start pressing on it, pressing on it. It hurts like a son of a bitch. It's so tender. It hurts, it hurts, it hurts. And I keep pushing and pushing and pushing and pushing. I mean, I am digging deep in there. Give me the pain. I know.

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Chapter 2: How did 'Sweatin To Oldies' impact people's lives?

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Ass pain. More ass pain. I need more ass pain.

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The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

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53.913 - 62.556 Bryan Green

Yes, it is cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of the show, Chris Joy. Holy, best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian.

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Chapter 3: What happened to Richard Simmons and why is it significant?

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Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Anything interesting happen this weekend? What'd you do?

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Wow. I know. That's a lot going on.

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I mean, I said it's 7 million other people, but wow. Okay. All right. So here we are, fresh off the weekend.

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Chapter 4: What historical change did President Joe make recently?

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I mean, fresh-ish off the weekend. It's Wednesday when you're listening to this, but fresh off the weekend. And, you know, big news last week when we didn't have a chance to talk about it. Richard Simmons died.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Richard. I know. A lot of people passed. Bob Newhart passed.

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Chapter 5: What are Bryan's experiences with hip pain and aging?

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Bob Newhart, Shannon Doherty, Richard Simmons, Shelley Duvall.

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Somebody else we're forgetting about.

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I know, and I just texted you that the other day.

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Somebody else we are forgetting about. But anyway... Richard Simmons passed away. I know. Remember there was that podcast?

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Yes.

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Finding Richard Simmons.

Chapter 6: How did a weed masseuse help Bryan with his pain?

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That was actually when I first started really listening to podcasts.

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Me too. That was like back in 2019 or something? Yeah. 1920, something like that?

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Yeah, something like that. And it was because the guy was on a mission to try and figure out what happened.

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133.068 - 142.341 Bryan Green

What happened to Richard Simmons? In like 2018, he like dipped out of private life and public life, excuse me, to just go to be private. Lou Dobbs.

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Chapter 7: What are the latest developments with Christina at TCB?

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Oh, Lou Dobbs. Okay. Yeah, I didn't watch much of Lou Dobbs, but I know him and I've seen him certainly on TV. Dr. Ruth. Dr. Ruth. That's right. We talked about her last week.

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Anyways, go back.

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Richard Simmons. I know.

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Chapter 8: How do Bryan and Krissy feel about family movie nights?

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Like in 2000, I want to say 17 or 18, he dipped out of public life. Just all of a sudden, he just like went away. That guy was everywhere all the time.

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He was everywhere. He was on talk shows. He was obviously selling all of his videos. He was just part of like the mainstream culture of American culture.

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And, you know, whatever you think of Richard Simmons, he did a lot of good for a lot of people. By all accounts, a very, very sweet man who helped a lot of people tackle weight.

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But then like psychologically, I think confidence, regain confidence and really, you know, yeah.

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I was reading a story about a woman in Oklahoma in the late 80s, excuse me, and her weight had ballooned to over 400 pounds. Didn't know what to do. Stuck. Almost bedridden. Just basically had no will to live. And then that whatever it was, rocking to the oldies. What was it?

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Yeah, something like that. Rocking to the oldies.

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Something like that.

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Something about the oldies. It was like a dance exercise for people that don't know about it. Yeah. You've got to, but...

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And just like, you know, lifting your arms or lifting your legs, like simple, simple movements that could help people who really had a weight problem start to lose some of that weight and get some cardio. And so this lady was telling the story, this is, you know, after his death, but this lady was telling this story, how she bought the VHS. Tapes at the time, yeah.

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