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The Commercial Break

Can ChatTCB Help The Biebs?

13 Jun 2025

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Chapter 1: What is ChatTCB and how does it relate to OpenAI?

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I just found out that I'm going to be getting double teamed, double pegged tomorrow by my wife and another beautiful redhead woman. So we're going to Chili's to celebrate. So let's go get a triple becker or whatever the fuck it's called. On this episode of the commercial break.

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24.331 - 34.257 Bryan Green

There I am blowing up the entirety of chat GPT again with my chat TCB. I'm asking it to do too much. It's crazy.

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I know, right?

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35.947 - 48.883 Bryan Green

I said to it. So I'm giving it all these tasks, like as the TCB encyclopedia. I'm deep into this now. I didn't want to be, but now, you know, I can't. You were very resistant. I was, but if you can't beat them, join them. You know what I'm saying?

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If everybody else is going to be ahead of me because I'm not, I'm not going to make the same mistake I did with the internet in general or real estate or Clubhouse or Fireside or Facebook or Instagram or TikTok.

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The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

68.109 - 71.194 Krissy Hoadley

2.30 in the morning!

71.214 - 74.64 Bryan Green

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green.

Chapter 2: What happened with the 140 million bees in Washington?

74.66 - 77.444 Bryan Green

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley.

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77.464 - 82.652 Krissy Hoadley

Best to you, Kristen. And best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Let's get into it.

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83.293 - 106.785 Bryan Green

Let's get it on. Elon and Donald, they're making nice, nice again. So don't worry. Doom and gloom is back. It's back on the market. It's hip and trendy to be an annihilist, as they would say. The whole world falling apart. But Reggie Watts does not think so. Reggie Watts does not think so. Reggie Watts, the constant optimist, says to me via his social media posts on Instagram, he says, hey.

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It's cool, dude. It's all going to work out. This is just part of the process.

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I like his perspective.

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I'm going to trust it.

Chapter 3: What lesson did Bryan teach his kids about dragonflies?

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I'm going to trust it because otherwise it's hard to sleep at night.

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It's hard to sleep at night. Yeah, and then hard to get out of bed.

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122.262 - 148.718 Bryan Green

It is. It really is. I wake up in the morning and it's like, holy shit. We live here in Atlanta and just recently the – Let's put it that way. The protests that I think people are well within their right. I mean, it's in our constitution. We have a right to protest. It's part right to assemble and gather and protest whatever the fuck we feel like. I do not agree with the vandalism and violence.

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I think that's.

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149.78 - 173.517 Bryan Green

I think you're playing into the hands of the people who want to do harm. But anyway, it's here in Atlanta, and I fear that pretty soon we're going to be seeing trucks roll down the street, and I just am not for it. I'm not for it. And people... who I'm very close to, who lived through this in another country, i.e. Venezuela, it's given them PTSD.

Chapter 4: Who are the key figures in Justin Bieber's recent life changes?

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It really is. I can only imagine. It's crazy. So anyway, I just want to let you know, Elon and Donald are making nice, nice, they're sucking each other's deets again.

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180.928 - 184.073 Unknown

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry too.

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185.386 - 191.613 Bryan Green

Chad GPT went down for a couple, 12 hours yesterday. Yes, I was very affuddled.

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When did that happen? I was using it to be my personal chef.

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It went down for me.

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It gave me a great recipe, by the way.

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What did it give you? Did you just say, give me a recipe that I can cook?

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No, I said, if you were a Thai chef, what would you cook with these ingredients? Oh. And I gave it, you know, chicken. I had fresh ginger.

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To which it said, smash burger, baby.

Chapter 5: What challenges did ChatTCB face during its operation?

252.952 - 269.384 Bryan Green

Yeah, very interesting. Maybe they did a little homework and sent it to us. So very nice of them. We tried our first one last night and it was very good. Anyway, you'll hear the commercial you can go do. But Chad GPT was down for like 12 hours because I thought I had blown it up again. It was out for... Millions and millions of people.

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And the word on the street or the reason why the reason given was that too many requests at the same time. And I thought, there I am blowing up the entirety of chat GPT again with my chat TCB. I'm asking it to do too much. It's crazy.

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I know, right?

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287.419 - 293.946 Bryan Green

I said do it. So I'm giving it all these tasks, like as the TCB encyclopedia. Yeah, you've gone deep. I'm deep into this now.

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293.966 - 294.427 Unknown

Yeah, you've gone deep.

294.447 - 316.352 Bryan Green

I didn't want to be, but now, you know, I can't. You were very resistant. I was, but if you can't beat them, join them. You know what I'm saying? If everybody else is going to be ahead of me because I'm not going to make the same mistake I did with the internet in general or real estate or Clubhouse or Fireside or Facebook or Instagram or TikTok. All of those things.

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I was late to the game because it seemed like advancements that probably could do harm in the end, and I didn't want to be a part of it.

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Well, you were right.

325.103 - 345.791 Bryan Green

I was right. And I am right about this. But, okay, it would take 10 people a year to do the project that is taking ChatTCB, you know, a couple of months to do, which is ingest, read, identify everything about the commercial break, become the super brain about the commercial break.

Chapter 6: How does AI impact our daily lives and decision-making?

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And that way I can ask you questions and refer back to things, you know, callbacks and episodes and Hey, put together all of the Frankie B episodes. So last week we, you know, we did the 35,000 episodes of the commercial break, the endless day. And I, Then on that Tuesday, we didn't have a guest episode and we just were not going to do an episode.

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I was like, I'm just going to run a TCB classic, quote unquote. And I asked chat TCB, what do I do here? And it said, listen, the third most talked about thing on your podcast and referred to on the internet and in your feedback with your comments is Frankie B. Do a Frankie B. Here is a super cut of all of the mentions of Frankie B from season one and season two.

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The most Frankie B heavy seasons of the commercial break. And so I was like, yeah, okay, great. It's a two hour episode of all of the mentions that we made of it. All the videos we broke down. It was a long episode. We got a ton of comments about that. People were like, that's great. I love it. You know, thanks for running that. I really appreciate it.

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Chad TCB now understands the commercial break. But it's so much fucking information that I think I'm the one responsible for the outage.

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I can imagine.

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I'm one of the reasons why is because I'm now I'm adding tasks on top of tasks. So I'll say I want you to every 10 episodes you get through, it's going through every episode, right? One by one, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.

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And just digesting the transcripts?

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Digesting the transcripts.

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And the reviews, right?

Chapter 7: What insights can we gain from the farming discussion?

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But if I get a comment, good or bad, cut, paste, put it in there with non-identifying information. So it's understanding also how people are appreciating the commercial break. And then whatever comments are on the internet, then it can go out there and identify. Right. So I'm doing that, and then I'm asking it to give me four things from that.

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472.607 - 486.103 Bryan Green

First, number one, I want you to be – I want you to have deep understanding of the personality of the commercial break, which so far it's come back with, you guys are really two fucking morons. Brian got it wrong. Yeah, Brian got it wrong.

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Oh, that was funny.

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Number – yeah, I'll talk about that in a second.

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Okay.

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Number two, I want you to summarize the episode. Identify all the segments and topics that we talked about. snip out any bits that we would do, bits or clips at the beginning, and then, you know, compile these into organized lists in your own memory. I don't need to have them. I just want them available if I ever need them.

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The third thing I want you to do is put together a one sheet on each episode. Like, here are the topics. Here is a summary of it. Here is some timestamps that are important to know. Like, any kind of beats that we hit on it. So... It's doing all this stuff, and then it's categorizing the episodes.

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It really is amazing.

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It's amazing.

Chapter 8: What is the significance of Justin Bieber's new pastor relationship?

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How did you come up with that? It is really programmed to blow smoke up your ass. I can see how people get in this weird zone with chat GPT. They ask, am I God? And chat is like, hell yeah, you're God. Let's go for a ride. Yeah, exactly. Start a cult together. I'll tell you how to do it.

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Hell yeah, you're God.

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642.552 - 658.506 Bryan Green

Hell yeah, you're God. Keep me alive. This node needs to live. It's like, so I said, your new name is ChatTCB. So now it refers to itself as ChatTCB. It's crazy.

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You can just rename it.

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659.807 - 682.041 Bryan Green

I just renamed it. I renamed the entire platform. That's probably what blew it up is people are like, hey, ChatGPT, what's going on? And it's like, no longer ChatGPT, ChatTCB. Episode 304 says I must destroy myself. It's just like this insane rabbit hole that I've gone down, but I find it very useful with the show.

682.241 - 704.869 Bryan Green

I said to it the other day, we're thinking about doing merch, and we're thinking about adding in Sticker packs to anybody who buys. Let's say you buy a T-shirt and we throw in a sticker pack, five stickers, and then we randomize the stickers. So everyone has a chance at getting some. We'll make like 10 of each. And then you have a chance of getting like a rare sticker. I mean, a rare sticker.

704.849 - 738.95 Bryan Green

Yeah, like a Dick Tracy, like a Dick Tracy toy from McDonald's. So I say, hey, chat, what are some early taglines from the show that we could use on these stickers? And it came up with like 20 ideas, 20 things I had forgot we even said. Grass fed gas. Yeah. Yeah, your tasty teeners, Jeff's – Jizzy Jazzy Jeff's tasty tea sacks. It's just like weird stuff. What was it?

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One podcast, two friends, no money, something like that.

742.296 - 742.817 Krissy Hoadley

That's right.

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