Dear Glen, Bryan Is Sorry!

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Why is Bryan apologizing to Glen Powell?

Bryan Green 0:00
Where are all the beautiful five-foot-something women that stays up late scrolling on the TikTok? She's a nurse. Has more than one piercing.
Unknown 0:11
A sleeve tap.
Bryan Green 0:14
Traded her Yeti cup for an old Stanley, but now she needs an O'Walla. Overthinks everything. works, sleeps, and comes home, then repeats. Like, where you at, babe?
Unknown 0:33
On this episode of The Commercial Break...
Bryan Green 0:38
And I want to say to Daisy Edgar Jones and Glenn Powell and all the people who are in Twisters, I love you. And you're welcome to come on the show. I'm saying this. I have to say this because of Astrid. I love you. And I hope you come on the show.

What does Bryan mean by holding space for his marriage?

Bryan Green 0:51
And when Astrid cuts this clip up of my apology to Glenn Powell, then I hope you will entertain the idea of coming on the commercial break long into your career when you're on the way down. Because we are. And it doesn't feel good. And when you're ready, we're here for you. We're here for you.
Unknown 1:06
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Bryan Green 1:13
Yeah, boy! Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Gray, and this is the Vance to my hair is Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on what seems like never-ending episodes of The Commercial Break. At least we're always in here doing them.
Krissy Hoadley 1:31
It seems like that.

How does Bryan describe his experience as a 'militant hippie'?

Bryan Green 1:32
I hope people are listening. I hope the people are listening.
Krissy Hoadley 1:38
Are you out there? Who's out there? I think people are out there. I just saw a review earlier today that said, I'm glad you're done with the sickness. And I hope you guys never stop. And great job with the production team, too. Oh, look at that. Shout out to Christina.
Bryan Green 1:54
Shout out to the Christina. Yeah. The Christina Kiss ass train continues. Yes. Everyone loving their Christina.

What is the story behind Petey the Pigeon?

Bryan Green 2:01
I love it.
Unknown 2:01
So do we.
Bryan Green 2:02
So we made the right choice, not firing her. I had no choice. She's such a great producer. We've had her for so long. How could I? No. Life without her seemed much more laborious, so I decided to keep her around. Anyway, lots of people writing in about Christina, saying how much they love her, and thank you for the kind words. We certainly do appreciate it. We see them. We see you. We see you. I see you.

What was Bryan's experience during the tornado warnings?

Bryan Green 2:28
I see you. I'm holding space for that.
Krissy Hoadley 2:30
I love doing the look emoji, too. Oh, yeah. Like, whenever I... Yes, yes, I love that.
Bryan Green 2:34
Remember I told you that like for there was a period, I mean, there is the period of my life that's still going on where I'm kind of a hippie. If you knew me in real life, if you didn't know the Brian Green on the commercial break, this is where I get to be, you know, crotchety old man, Brian. But in my real life, I'm kind of in a hippie. That's what I am. I'm just kind of a hippie.
Krissy Hoadley 2:54
We've attended a few parties in the woods.
Bryan Green 2:55
I have attended many parties in the woods. I have done my fair share of hallucinogenics. I have done my fair share of therapy. I have worn my fair share of kilts and skirts and feather boas and all kind of shit.

How does Bryan feel about the new Twisters movie?

Bryan Green 3:08
And as my ex-wife used to call me, I'm the militant hippie. The militant hippie. Yeah, there was one time a guy that I was working with, we had this... When I worked at the restaurant where I had met my ex-wife, it was a big restaurant, big like steakhouse type restaurant in this beautiful. Au poivre? Au poivre. Is that the au poivre? Au poivre. Au poivre. Yes, it was au poivre. I would say au poivre.
Unknown 3:34
Would you like some au poivre? Au poivre.
Bryan Green 3:36
And some guy goes, it's au poivre. And I was like, oh, don't get fucking fussy with me, dude.

What humorous moments arise from Bryan's love for romance novels?

Bryan Green 3:40
Okay, give me a good tip. Then you call it whatever you want. I'll call it whatever you want. I'll call it Oplod Blop. I don't care. I don't give a shot. And so it was like this huge restaurant. And then it had this huge patio. And there was a guy that worked there. He was like a really young guy. He was like 19. And I probably was, I don't know, 27, 28 at the time. And we were cleaning the outside of the patio. This huge patio.
Unknown 4:04
Like the tables and stuff?

What insights does Bryan share about handling family conversations?

Bryan Green 4:05
Yeah, all the tables, sweeping, putting the tablecloths on. You know, all the bullshit, the never-ending bullshit you do when you work at a restaurant that you don't get paid for.

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