Chapter 1: What drama is Matt Gaetz involved in?
If two days pass during which I have not asked for a Manhattan, a glass of Chardonnay, or chocolate, go ahead and pull the plug. on this episode of The Commercial Break. That is a big drama going on.
It is a big drama. It says the hairdresser, he was like attacking the hairdresser. He wears a wig.
Exposing himself.
Exposing himself. What is up with that? All these guys have to show their dicks.
I know. The wee CK.
I mean, everybody has to whack off in front of somebody and show their dicks. What is, what gets you off about that? Quite frankly, I want my dick to be the last thing a woman sees.
I know.
Before we get into it. Do you know what I'm saying?
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights from Before the 90 Days?
No, there is that strategy. There is a theory going around that that might be it. I have to agree. So we're watching the 90 day before the 90 days here. On to more important things. We're watching 90 day before the night after the 90, but whatever it is. Yes.
And before the 90, which for those of you who don't know, this is there's a show 90 Day Fiance, which I'm sure you've heard of. And that's where they go. They get a visa. And for 90 days, the fiance visa for the person from the other country can come to the US and live. And they try it out for 90 days to see if it's going to work.
This show chronicles relationships that are leading up to an engagement.
Yes. This is like before they actually get engaged. They're meeting. They live in different countries. They're meeting for the first time or continuing a relationship they've been continuing. Right. And who doesn't want a camera crew in the middle of your relationship? So we've been talking over the last couple of weeks.
We've been talking about a couple of the relationships, but one in particular about a guy who's in a wheelchair, who's a quadriplegic. He's in a wheelchair. He's down in Brazil meeting a beautiful young woman. And then they had a little drama because they were going to have sex. He didn't have a condom. He went down on her, tried to go down on her.
And she said, no, I don't want that because she felt it was more intimate than actually having sex. And he didn't ask her. He just assumed that that was okay. And he tried to go for it. He rolled out of there all upset. And so onward and upward. So now they've made up.
They did. They made up.
They're on some kind of vacation. Chrissy told me this last time we were talking about this, but it just was in this little clip. And I have to ask the question, how many divorces are too many divorces? He's been married and divorced four times. Four times. Now, you know, I suppose there is a chance that you just, you're pickers off and you really get terrible relationships four times.
I've been in four terrible, not terrible, but I've been in four relationships, serious. In my life, I've been in four serious, I would consider serious relationships and Astrid being one of them. But we're currently married and so far, at least not this week, we're not getting a divorce. And so, yeah.
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Chapter 3: How many divorces is considered too many?
And I think personally, I just think she likes the drama. I think she grew up in a lot of chaos. And this to her feels familiar to have guys fighting over her. She wants attention. And like all of us do.
And so, but some of us go to great lengths to get it, like flying your ex-boyfriend 6,000 miles across the world to be on a television show where you're meeting a stranger in South Africa for the first time. Yeah. It is crazy. But, you know, hey, listen.
It takes away from the other real life crazy.
Yes, this is what we have to do for ourselves right now. We need all new little things.
I'm calling it self-care.
Me too. I was talking to our friend Allison and I was just saying, hey, listen, you know, and You know, there's all this talk about, you know, CNN's ratings went down 50% day after election. MSNBC's ratings went down 50% after election.
Well, of course. Nobody wanted to see it anymore.
No one wants to see it.
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Chapter 4: What are the latest Grammy nominations?
Crongen Ben. Karage Ben. Karage Ben. I think we got to find a nickname for these guys because they're so fucking good. We need to learn how to say their name correctly. They're not new either. No, no, no, no. They've been around for a while. But they are so fascinating. If you haven't seen Christina, maybe you can put a link to Spotify to their homepage. They are so fucking good and fascinating.
You have to watch these people play live. It's unbelievable. And the music is hypnotizing. I've seen them live. Yeah. Okay, let's see. Pop vocal album. There you go. Eternal Sunshine by Ariana Grande. Short and Sweet, Sabrina Carpenter. The Tortured Poets Department, Taylor Swift. The Rise and Fall of the Midwest Princess. And Hit Me Hard and Soft by Billie Eilish.
That's Chapel Roan, The Rise and Fall of the Midwest Princess. I say that Chapel Roan probably has to win one of these.
Which category is that?
Pop album.
Pop album, okay.
Yeah. So that's my guess. Music video is Taylor Swift's Fortnite, Not Like Us, Kendrick Lamar, 360, Charli XCX, Houdini by Eminem, and Taylor Swift by ASAP Rocky. I don't know. I've only seen two of these.
I was going to say, I don't think I've seen the videos yet.
I've seen Houdini and Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar. So I'm going to go Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar. Rap song, Carnival Kanye West, Like That Kendrick Lamar, Not Like Us Kendrick Lamar, Asteroids by Rhapsody, and Yaglow by Little Ronnie.
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Chapter 5: How does Garth Brooks' recent drama unfold?
All right. Good to call me before you do anything. Let me talk some fucking sense into that head of yours. I don't know what you're thinking. Running around, cooking, frying stuff up.
See, I would never want to skydive. And you've done that.
I did that 20 years ago before we started doing the commercial break and needing my mouth to make revenue. I would never do it now. Never, ever, ever, ever. I would never consider doing that again. Well, not until my children are grown and the commercial break no longer needs me to make revenue would I ever consider doing that again. It's just dumb. I mean, it really is. It's.
There's a small, small, small chance. A lot of people will write in and they'll say, hey, Brian, it's a really safe thing to do. Like by the amount of people that do it, very few get hurt. But we have known of people getting hurt at the same place where I – Where you didn't?
Skydived. Really?
Someone, unfortunately, bounced off the ground because her parachute didn't open and died just a couple of years ago. My little brother, one of my little brothers. I say little brother like he's little. I'm a grown man. My younger brother.
Thank you.
My younger brother. He used to do this all the time. He wanted to be a skydiving instructor. Oh, okay. So he started skydiving. He got a membership to the club. He was out there every weekend.
Yeah, you got to get your amount of hours in or whatever.
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