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The Commercial Break

Fire Sauce Roid Rage

27 Jun 2024

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Chapter 1: What triggers Bryan's roid rage in a Taco Bell?

0.031 - 2.522 Unknown

I thought it was a nickname because you drive a Subaru.

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2.543 - 7.425 Krissy Hoadley

I drive a Subaru because I'm gay.

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11.371 - 19.402 Bryan Green

On this episode of The Commercial Break. I'm up there. I'm eating by myself. There's no one in the restaurant whatsoever.

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19.722 - 20.023 Unknown

Right?

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20.063 - 30.156 Bryan Green

I'm literally watching by myself. You know, I've got the news on my phone and I'm eating and I'm just like in full on roid rage mentality.

30.176 - 37.446 Unknown

I'm like, I'm going to fuck to kill this person. I'm going to get that person. I'm going to call the lawyer on that guy and I'll sue this guy.

39.535 - 43.701 Bryan Green

The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

44.923 - 49.369 Krissy Hoadley

It's 30 in the morning! Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break.

Chapter 2: How does the discussion shift to Christina Applegate?

49.429 - 54.577 Krissy Hoadley

I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy. Totally best to you, Kristen.

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54.777 - 76.745 Bryan Green

Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. We certainly appreciate it. All right, a quick correction on the show. which happens so often. I can't even, I don't even forget about it. It's not a correction. I'm just, well, we got to stop calling it a, whatever. Uh, we're going to be in Florida, not in October, in September.

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76.905 - 80.749 Bryan Green

As Christina pointed out to me the last episode, I said it was October 25th and 26th.

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Chapter 3: What is Celine Dion's experience with stiff person syndrome?

80.769 - 97.894 Bryan Green

It's not, it's September 25th and 26th, Orlando and Tampa. You know the deal. I'll say it ad nauseum until the day that we get there. So just get used to it. Uh, That's a Wednesday and a Thursday night. Orlando first, Tampa second. I'll tell you about ticket details soon. Let us know if you're going to come. A lot of people. A lot of people sharing that they're going to be there.

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98.054 - 98.676 Unknown

I love this.

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98.696 - 102.382 Bryan Green

Yeah, including our boy Sean Morris and a couple of others. Sean Morris. I like Sean Morris.

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Chapter 4: What outrageous yacht launch idea does Bryan propose?

102.402 - 113.085 Bryan Green

That guy's always sending me good ideas about what to talk about. He says we should have Christina Applegate as a guest on the show. Sure, Sean. Any day now, Christina Applegate's going to show up on the commercial break. I'd love to have Christina Applegate.

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113.105 - 113.707 Unknown

I love her, too.

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113.727 - 116.197 Bryan Green

Yeah, she's just not going to show up on the commercial break. I don't think so.

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116.639 - 119.29 Unknown

It's a far-reaching request.

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120.876 - 136.431 Bryan Green

Yeah, I think, you know. Listen, we have a lot of great guests, but I think there's a certain type of celebrity guest that just may not be for the commercial break. And I think Christina Applegate is dealing with a whole lot of shit in her life right now. And I don't think a stop at TCB is on her list. I don't think so either. But it's a nice thought.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of Bryan's Taco Bell experience?

136.491 - 149.965 Bryan Green

It's a nice thought. It's a nice thought. Thank you. Speaking of having challenging health conditions, you know, there's a new documentary out, I think, yesterday, I believe on Hulu. And it's one of those on Celine Dion and her stiff person syndrome.

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150.045 - 150.205 Unknown

Yeah.

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150.185 - 171.111 Bryan Green

And so I was watching some clips. I got like a little clip package of the show, of this documentary. And in one scene, she's like, she has this stiff person syndrome. And I forget the actual term for it. But what a terrible affliction. I mean, terrible. It broke her ribs. It broke ribs. Your own body breaking ribs.

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Chapter 6: What are Bryan's thoughts on artistry and celebrity culture?

171.271 - 190.86 Bryan Green

Yes. Because you go into like almost a state of rigor mortis where your body, I don't know. They can't explain it on the documentary. Watch the documentary. No, all your muscles tighten. And you become so stiff, including your throat. Everything tightens up. And if you have a really bad spasm, they can put so much pressure on your body, it can break bones.

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191.22 - 203.24 Bryan Green

And the ribs are some of the weakest bones in the body, so they have been broken by her stiff person syndrome. That's awful. God. Terrible. Terrible. And listen, like Celine, don't like Celine. You know, I get it.

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Chapter 7: What unique eating habits does Bryan enjoy?

203.942 - 221.856 Bryan Green

You know, she... She is one of the best singers that has ever lived. It's gotta be true. And there's two songs of hers that I just, every time I hear it, I'm like, holy shit, that girl's got such a voice. I mean, what a gift. And now the throat is closing up. And so she's having a really hard time singing some of those notes.

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221.836 - 239.777 Bryan Green

And what brings on these episodes is stress, strain, and overstimulation. So in the documentary, this part I read, I didn't see. In the documentary, she goes in for a singing session. She's trying to put out a new album, which is taking a lot of time, and it's very stressful on her because she has to deal with this syndrome also.

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239.797 - 243.061 Bryan Green

She's not able to hit the high notes like she used to, and it's just crushing to her.

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243.081 - 245.404 Unknown

Right, and it's got to be, too, like mind over matter, too.

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245.424 - 245.905 Bryan Green

What a mind fuck, yeah.

245.925 - 247.447 Unknown

Yeah, because then you're expecting it.

Chapter 8: How do grocery prices impact Bryan's family budget?

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You're afraid it might happen, and you're expecting it to happen.

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251.131 - 274.338 Bryan Green

And so she goes for a day of in the studio work. And then afterwards she has an episode. This episode is caught on camera. And I'm telling you what, Chrissy, it is seriously disturbing, seriously disturbing to watch. I did catch the cup. I think TMZ might have a clip. If you want to go Google, you can find it somewhere. But it is like, holy shit, please don't let me go that way.

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274.578 - 275.159 Unknown

I know.

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275.179 - 278.843 Bryan Green

Just let me like, I don't know, fall asleep or something.

278.823 - 301 Bryan Green

heart attack at the grocery you know just like don't know just gone gone it's just yeah I don't want one of those slow demise kind of things yeah wouldn't you go to like Switzerland and just put yourself to sleep but she's Celine Dion and she wants to keep singing she wants you know her fans and whatever well that's what I said I think I wanted to like rent a yacht and then you guys can just launch me off

300.98 - 302.341 Bryan Green

Oh, like in a cannon?

303.242 - 304.544 Unknown

Like a chair.

305.104 - 315.535 Bryan Green

Oh, a chair. No, we got to do it in grand style, Chrissy. I like the cannon. I'm getting a cannon, like a circus cannon. I'm going to put it on the back of like a Bezos-like yacht. We're going to spend 10 days in the Mediterranean.

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