Chapter 1: What experiences did Krissy have in Seattle and Vancouver?
When you smoke pop, you go to 7-Eleven, I get some munchies, I get some skittles, I get something to drink, because I got the munchies! I've been smoking dope, I got the munchies! On this episode of the Commercial Break.
When I saw Joe walk out on that stage with an eye half closed, I was like, oh, we're fucked.
Well, I know there was all that talk beforehand about he's going to be on stimulants.
Well, he should have been. Where were the where was the cocaine? I said this before the debate.
Who cares? Give him the coke. Whatever. If he dies, well, we got a plan. The Constitution wrote it out. There's a succession plan somewhere.
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Chapter 2: What happened during Bryan's 'pukey' weekend?
Aw, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Taylor to My Scooter, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us back from an unintendedly extended vacation.
I know, between you and me.
Oh, Jesus. I don't even know what to say. I'm like half a step away from death, I think.
I know. I came back from my trip.
Oh, God. It was crazy.
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Chapter 3: Why did Bryan not pee for 36 hours?
You were headed to the ER.
I was because I got to tell you. Well, how was your trip? For once, let's not talk about me. Let's talk about you.
It was amazing. It was amazing. We had a big trip planned with a... Some family and friends up to Vancouver, Canada. I've heard it's beautiful. Oh, my God. I've heard it's lovely. It was so beautiful. The end point was to see the Rolling Stones up there, but we all kind of made a trip out of it in different ways. There were like 15 of us up there.
Chapter 4: What is the debate surrounding cocaine usage mentioned in the episode?
So did you guys hang out all the time together, or was it just everyone off, but you got together for certain things? Exactly. Okay, gotcha.
Yeah. Yeah, so Jeff and I decided to do four nights in Seattle, which was, I had never been to Seattle or Vancouver before, and they were both lovely places. I brought all of this rain gear thinking I was going to have to, you know, you hear about how rainy.
That's the stereotype of Seattle. It's always raining. It's always chilly. It's like San Francisco a little bit in the sense that there's always a mist blowing in or a rain, and then it's chilly.
Yeah, but this was not the case. It was nice there. Very, very nice. Thanks, global warming. I know.
Chapter 5: Who is the Man with 1000 Kids and what is his story?
Yeah, they were having a heat wave and that was like, you know, 80 degrees.
Oh, God, I wish it was 80 degrees.
So we were, you know, Jeff and I were like, this is nothing.
Yeah, whatever.
It's 109 in Atlanta.
You guys had jackets on. You were like, wow, it's a little brisk out here.
Meanwhile, people are in bikinis at the beach.
I know. Yeah, people are shedding clothing as they walk down. It's like topless girls. Like, I just can't stand the boob sweat.
I gotta get it off.
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Chapter 6: What is genetic sexual attraction and why is it controversial?
But Vancouver, wow. I mean, the striking beauty of all the mountains in the background with the water there. They're very outdoorsy. There's lots of things to do outdoors. We rented bikes. We, you know, walked around a lot and just enjoyed ourselves.
I'm glad you got the time off. I'm glad you got the time off. I wish I could say the same, but... I'm not here to argue, right? I'm not hating on your vacation. No, I know. I'm happy for you. I really am. I know.
Chapter 7: How does the 90 Day Fiancé crossover connect to the discussion?
Thank you. Because this is a nonstop go, go, go kind of thing, and we have to pepper in. Yeah, you have to take mental breaks or just get out of the environment. Yeah, you really do. You got to kind of take yourself out of the rat race and a little bit of the stress. There are some stressors that do come with podcasts, I got to be honest, mainly the money. But we're working on it.
We're working on it. Yeah, so I'm really glad you sent me some pictures. I saw that you went to the birthplace of grunge.
Of grunge, yes. Which I had been to, by the way. The place where Nirvana played their first concert, I guess. And that wall was crazy with all the different pictures.
Yeah, they have all the posters.
Chapter 8: Why does nobody want Bryan's sperm?
Yeah. Yeah.
What's it called again? The headshots of the bands with the signatures and the things. What's it called again? It's called the Central Saloon.
The Central Saloon. Okay. I think we're getting that right. We might get it wrong. But yeah, that place is amazing. And the bands that they have, the posters of the bands that have played there.
Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Muddle, Lovebone.
Mudhoney. Yeah, all of them. All of it. Anybody who was considered grunge stopped by there probably first, right? Because that was just one of the places that welcomed those kind of shows and had those shows. And there's lots of stories and like biographies and stuff like that you can read about. It is a very famous place. I'm glad you got to go there. And thank you for the pictures.
I do appreciate it. Yes.
you are welcome i did not have such a great time on my vacation um so we went to our vacation kind of got fucked up we were going to go to do something we're going to go out of town with the kids just for like a little short vacation and then hopefully another one at the end of the summer but it didn't necessarily work out that way for a myriad of reasons and then we decided okay let's we already knew we were going to go to dad's lake house where he lives that's a good getaway
It is a good getaway. He lives in this beautiful lake up in South Carolina. It's rather private, but he lives in a large neighborhood that's a lake neighborhood. So lots of nice, beautiful houses. And the lake is, you know, the lake is the lake. It's a lake. I don't know what to say. It's a lake.
A lake is a lake, of course.
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