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What humorous topics do Bryan and Krissy discuss at the start?
One thing you can count on me for is to not suffer in silence. If I'm feeling any sort of way, it could be just off kilter 0.1%. You're going to know about it.
On this episode of the commercial break.
I wish I could go to frat parties and hang out and go to cool concerts and do cool things on campus without all the book stuff or, you know, be taking tests and shit like that. But I do.
A lot of kids do that their freshman year.
Yeah, of course. That's freshman year is four. Yeah, that's why a gap year is never a bad thing, right? Unless you're like me and you just, the gap year becomes a gap four decades.
Gap life. Yeah, gap life. Gap life. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Bluey to my bingo, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
How does Bryan's experience with a deep dick fake unfold?
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. I appreciate it. I'm already missing the Olympics.
I know. I'm already missing the Olympics. Everybody I've talked to says the same thing.
Yeah, because I used to pop open my social media and then I would see all the funny Olympics stuff. Now I pop open my social media and Elon and Trump are talking. And I'm like... Can we bring back that breakdancing girl, Ray Gunn? Where's Ray Gunn?
Or the pole vaulting.
Where's Ray Gunn? Or, yeah, Big Dick guy. Where's Big Dick pole vaulter? Where's Big Pole guy?
I wonder if he's going to take up the offer for him to, what was it, $250,000?
Yeah, $250,000 to show his schlong for an hour on some seedy-ass website. Hey, I'd do it.
What biohacks does Rafa share with Bryan?
Why not? Yeah. What do you got to be embarrassed about?
No.
They said you don't have to get, like, they just said you gotta show it for a period of time. Like, show it for at least 15 minutes of the hour or something like that.
Just show it.
Yeah, very specific deal.
It just stands there?
Yeah. Just show it and then read all the treacherously dumb comments that come in telling you to do stuff like, stick a hot needle in your penis.
Yeah. Turns me on.
Oh, God. No, I probably wouldn't do it. No, I'd do it. Well, not with this penis I wouldn't, but with his penis I would. If I could borrow his penis. If AI could recreate his penis on my penis, then I'd do it in a heartbeat. Of course, with my luck, the AI would stop working at some point. It'd be like, uh-oh. A Brian deep fake. Oh, a deep dick fake. That's what we need. A deep dick fake of Brian Greene. That's all the world needs. As if it isn't confusing enough.
Let me ask Claude to do that.
Claude? Yes.
What is the Shakti mat and how does it affect Bryan?
It's an AI assistant. Claude. It's such horseshit. It's such horseshit. I mean, the deepfake stuff is not funny. No. It's bad. Yeah. But it's not even particularly good. Like, even when you see photos of it, it's just clear that it's AI because AI can't quite get it right. I mean, it'll eventually get it right, but it can't quite get it right. So you're still able to determine. Of course, I did follow on Instagram that girl one time for a year until I realized she was AI. And it said right on the profile, AI.
Yeah.
You were checking in on her?
Yeah, I was checking in on her.
What was she doing? Was she going all over the world?
She was going all over the world for the first six months, and then for the second six months, it was like she was playing strip travel every time she ended up in a new space.
Follow your dreams.
Follow your dreams. Here's my labia.
Yeah.
Speaking of, I think that the Love and Light girl has a sister, and she is on that show that I was watching, the Love Off the Grid show.
Wait, Love and Light Girl has a sister on Love Off the Grid?
Well, if she had a sister.
Oh, okay.
Or if she does have a sister. Anyways, it's very much like her.
What funny stories does Bryan share about his neighbors?
Oh, really? Yes. Oh, I got to check it out now. I was hoping to, you know, stay out of Love and Light Girl for a while. Because the last couple of videos I've seen of hers, they're just like snooze fests. They're not really all that interesting. They're not even like not on purpose funny. They're just kind of like snooze fests.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous topics do Bryan and Krissy discuss at the start?
0:00–1:02
2
How does Bryan's experience with a deep dick fake unfold?
1:02–1:42
3
What biohacks does Rafa share with Bryan?
1:42–2:34
4
What is the Shakti mat and how does it affect Bryan?
2:34–3:46
5
What funny stories does Bryan share about his neighbors?
3:46–4:49
6
What embarrassing graduation card mix-up does Bryan recount?
4:49–6:02
7
How does Bryan feel about the trends in college dorm decorations?
6:02–7:12
8
What insights does Bryan share about parenting and school transitions?
7:12–58:37