Get Astrid A New Mumu!
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Maybe I like to take the edge off at the end of the day with a couple of bottles of wine, a few shots of tequila, and a fistful of muscle relaxers. But so what? Every morning at 6 a.m., I pick myself up off that floor, steal some of my kids' Ritalin, and start the day anew. On this episode of The Commercial Break,
no one's life is that perfect no scene is always that pretty no relationship is that perfect no even when you have an airplane private airplane your life still sucks in some way shape or form money doesn't solve all problems vacations don't solve all problem problems and no one and i mean no one mormon moms cooks fucking chocolate cake in a goddamn three thousand dollar dress fuck you
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Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to another episode of The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene, this is the CEO of TCB, my wife Astrid. Best to you, Astrid. Hello, hello. Best to you, Astrid. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. 800 episodes of this show and you still don't know to say best to you. You're fired! I do notice, but actually I was thinking about this. Uh-oh. this is kind of like chris's signature um well yours and chris's signature you know welcome to the show true so as i was getting ready i was like well no i i don't think i should you know i don't want to like you don't want to say best to you i mean i do yes and no Yes and no. No, there's no yes and no about it. Our fans say best to you when they text in.
I tell best to you to everyone I talk to on email and on text messages or Instagram. But what I mean is... Since Chrissy's not here today, like, I don't want it to sound like I'm just copying what Chrissy says. Fair enough. Fair enough. But as my wife and as the OGTCB, I mean, honestly, you are kind of the reason we're all here. So, fuck you. Thank you. And best to you. Best to you. There you go. I don't even know. Where do best to you start? I think I was talking to Chrissy about something or somebody said... Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember either. I think someone wrote it in an email one time. Best to you. And I thought that was a very strange way to end an email. So I started saying it every episode of the commercial break. Anyway, Chrissy is not here today. Inclement weather in Georgia, which means it's farted cold wind for two seconds, has closed down the entire city.
And for the sake of safety, we'll keep Christina and Chrissy out of the studio today. So my fine wife Astrid has shown up. A lot of Venezuelan-related content flowing through the commercial break lately. Well, just like in your life. A lot of Venezuelan content. I mean, it's only fair that Venezuela is represented in some fair way here on the commercial break. It is a big part of my life. It is a big part of my life. And it is probably 5,000 of the 6,000 Instagram followers we have are from Venezuela. Well, that's about true, yeah. Yeah, we got to feed them some Venezuelan content on occasion. Gustavo was here on a special episode on Saturday.
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