Huckin' Buckin' Forest Quantum Witch
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What humorous experiences does Bryan share from his past?
So I played with myself next to 100 other women playing with themselves today and laughed with them and cried with them and screamed with them and became just feral fucking animals in the jungle in Costa Rica. And I feel so bad. So go masturbate with your friends.
On this episode of The Commercial Break. You take some donuts and some Doritos and you put them into a cauldron. Whabam! You have Buck.
I take a little Seagull Sibling, a little LSD and some Ayahuasca.
Whabam! We're in for the final night of hunting. I'm the forest quantum witch. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Tommy to my Tang, Kristen Joy. Hopefully best to you, Kristen.
Oh, best to you, Brian.
Maybe a Tang. Maybe a Tang. Best to you. We just got back from Tang. Oh, yeah. We had a Tang twang. You know what a Tang twang is?
It's a cosmopolitan with orange juice.
It's a Tang twang. I love it. Little Rochambeau, baby. Rochambeau. Oh, how I wish.
What is the significance of the Rusty Nail in the episode?
How I wish we had been graced with the knowledge or the presence of a Tommy Tangs within 20 miles of us. We did a little bit more digging after hearing about Tommy Tangs and what a great date night spot. Hey, listen, everybody liked the Tangs. Everybody was out at the Tangs.
Yeah, I guess he's a famous Thai chef, and he opened his own spot out in L.A. on Melrose.
And they used to say, Tuesday at Tangs, baby. Meet Tuesday at Tangs. Let's go. Let's hit it. We would have said that. We would have been every day at Tangs. Oh, man, I would have been at Tangs. You would have. God, fuck. man I love Tang you know there were a couple of people that were total regulars oh you know there were a lot more than a couple people there were a bunch of out of work actors and actresses and guys who had made like B movies like directors of B movies back in the 70s who just found themselves bellied up to the tang bar to the tang bar top and just hanging out regaling people with stories of old hollywood i mean tangs just i can only imagine i bet that place that the walls could talk i want to hear about tank is there a documentary about tanks everything is a documentary i think i have a documentary
I need a documentary about Tommy Tangs.
That's what I need. I know, that would be very interesting.
Oh, Chrissy, I'm just so disappointed that I never got to a Tangs. I mean, really. I've been to the Rusty Nail, though, and the Rusty Nail might be a good substitute for Tommy Tangs.
That place finally closed. Jeez.
It did. Yeah, the one here on Roswell Road in Atlanta. Is the one out on Beaufort Highway still open? Or not Beaufort, whatever that is. Yeah, I think it's Beaufort Highway.
How does the podcast review the Mountain Monsters episode?
Oh, I thought there was just one.
No, there's two of them. The Roswell Road one, I believe, was the original. That opened in the 70s, 80s?
Had to be.
Had to be. Because when you walk in there, the Rusty Nail was the diviest of dive bars. Some people will claim that Northside Tavern is the diviest of dive bars. But Northside Tavern, in its own way, is cosmopolitan.
Yeah, they have live music.
Eric Clapton is played by it. It's not that divey, right? It's a dive bar, no doubt. And it's like, you know, you're listening to some of the greatest musicians on earth make their way to Northside Tavern. But there's pool tables in the middle of the dance floor. I mean, and there's a bar that barely looks like a bar. It looks like someone built it with their own two hands on a Saturday afternoon. That's right. I think that's probably the case. Out of old wood scraps from the back of a Home Depot.
The bathrooms are crazy. Oh, yeah. There's graffiti everywhere.
It's terrible.
But it's kind of their thing. It's their thing.
It's their thing.
They're never going to change.
The rusty nail was just rusty. The rusty nail just got that way.
What are the characteristics of the Raven Mocker discussed?
Not because of good music, but because of really bad cover music. Did they have live bands there? Oh, yes. What? At the Nail? Shit. Yeah.
They used to put them right out on the patio. It had the circular bar, right?
It did have a circular bar.
Yeah. Rachel and I bellied up to that bar one time.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous experiences does Bryan share from his past?
0:00–1:27
2
What is the significance of the Rusty Nail in the episode?
1:27–3:01
3
How does the podcast review the Mountain Monsters episode?
3:01–3:59
4
What are the characteristics of the Raven Mocker discussed?
3:59–5:09
5
What funny moments arise during the hunting segment?
5:09–6:55
6
How do the hosts react to the supernatural elements in the show?
6:55–8:10
7
What are the hosts' opinions on the authenticity of Mountain Monsters?
8:10–9:22
8
What closing thoughts do the hosts share about their experiences?
9:22–50:43