I Can Smell Your Gas
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How do Bryan and Krissy kick off the episode and introduce the show?
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of the show, Kristen Joy Hodley. Best to you, Kristen. Best
to you, Brian. Best to
you out there in the podcast and streaming audience. Thanks for joining us. Here we are. Look at us on a Monday. We're getting aggressive this week. Be aggressive. Aggressive.
Crack to you. Best to you.
Best to you.
Best to you. I woke up singing that this morning.
I know, you know, I was on uh where was I? I was in New York. I was waiting on the plane. And I saw As you do as I do all the time. Yes. And I saw two uh young ladies, I say young, probably in their thirties, snickerdoodling and looking over and snickerdoodling and looking over. And then as we jumped into line, one of the girls said, Are you Brian Green from the commercial break? And I said, Yes, I am. And she's like, Oh my god, you know, we listen to the sh you know, me and my friend, we've listened to the Show over the years, she's like, I I was just this morning singing that song that you play, Best to you, Best to You.
It's so catchy.
So then I get on the plane and then there's a guy that's sitting next to me. This dude has a jacket on, like a thousand dollar best to you out there in the podcast streaming universe, by the way. I forgot to say. Yeah, somebody in the chat. Um and so this dude It we're in the like uh zone one or two or whatever it is and as I'm walking as a you know, they call the zone and and it's that Please whoever loved her
fucking mine. Yes.
Yes. And everyone's rushing, but I'm standing, I happen to be standing like on a near a post, plugged in, charging my phone. And so I was close to where so but I saw someone just, you know, losing their ever loving fucking mind. They gotta get there. So I have decided that my new way to handle all of this is just be fucking nice. Everybody'll get on the plane. Everyone has an assigned seat. I have never once at I've been lucky enough to fly in zone one or zone. So I'll have a place to put my bag. Don't worry about it, Brian. The fuck? We're all going to the same goddamn place, right? And so I let this dude, he's wearing a suit jacket, probably a thousand dollar suit jacket. With a t shirt.
What crazy incident did Bryan experience on his flight involving a fuel smell?
A tie that is like undone down to here. Jogging shorts.
What?
And Loafers. With white socks on.
Is that his Zoom outfit?
Gumitzi, I have no fucking idea what this guy was doing. He's probably in his early sixties, jacked, like huge dude, and he's just like I gotta get some I gotta get the plane. And uh I said uh uh uh after you. Don't mind if you do? Like, okay. Yeah, go
right ahead.
He's the guy that's sitting next to me on the plane. So it paid off, right? It paid off that we're not in like some, you know, be It's like we don't even know each other and we're in a couple argument because one of us got in on the plane. You know what I'm saying? Right. Okay, you could be a dick, but then God's, you know, the universe is gonna fuck with you and put that person right next to you. So I it paid off this time. So the dude is sitting next to me, but I guess he saw the interaction happen with these two young ladies, and so as soon as we on the plane, he like helped me put my bag up. And the truth is I needed help putting my bag up because I'm not supposed to be lifting stuff super heavy. Even though I'm absolutely not listening to the doctors, I'm not supposed to do it.
So he so you know, he put he helps me put my bag up. I'm sitting on the inside, he's sitting on the outside. And and then he says, Hey, what did those two girls say to you? Like I saw them come up to you. You're somebody from somebody and then I said, Oh, I have a podcast and I think one of them was listening to the podcast. He's like, Oh I love podcasts. Podcast I'm favor. He's like, You ever listen to the Paul brothers? And I'm like, I do not listen to the Paul brothers, but I know who you're talking about. What about Rogan? You listen to Rogan? No, I don't. Theo, Theo Vaughn! No, I don't. I don't listen to that. I said, listen, when you have a podcast, you don't listen to podcasts.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How do Bryan and Krissy kick off the episode and introduce the show?
0:01–2:30
2
What crazy incident did Bryan experience on his flight involving a fuel smell?
2:30–6:44
3
How did the plane’s fuel leak affect the passengers and what was the airline’s response?
6:44–13:34
4
What travel challenges did Astrid face after Brian’s surgery and how did they solve them?
13:34–23:05
5
What ideas do the hosts discuss for a future Commercial Break conference?
23:05–36:29
6
How do the hosts critique the current state of political media and press freedom?
36:29–48:44
7
What health supplements and wellness experiments are Bryan trying out?
48:44–57:35
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and tease what’s coming next?
57:35–59:59