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What happened during the election?
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I'm feeling good. Yeah?
Alright. Feeling renewed. I don't know if you noticed, but off with the news and back on with Catfish and Sister Wives here in the studio.
And 90 Day.
And 90 Day Fiancé. I will not turn on the news forever. I'm just not going to turn on the news forever and ever and ever. Amen. For those of us that were wishing for a different outcome in the election, it's nothing but Monday morning quarterbacking on the news and how terrible everything is and how terrible everything was. So I went to alternative places for news sources like that fucking excrement. I mean, I swear to God, X is like a cesspool. It's just a cesspool on both sides of the aisle. Because you know what I'm reading a lot of on X right now? And you know, obviously I live, I try my best to like... Ja, genau. Where is Trump? I mean, the same shit that happened in 2020 is now happening on the other side of the aisle, claiming the election was stolen. They're still sending out these fucking fundraising text messages.
Are you getting them?
I've gotten like 30 of them. Hey, Democrats still have a chance to win the House. Can you send $5 and secure the election? And I'm like, how in the world is this going to help now? Haven't people already voted? Where's my $5?
What is Monday Morning Misogyny?
Some smart human being that had way too much time in their hands read on the very bottom of one of these fundraising emails that the money could go toward a recount of elections. And so now there is a conspiracy theory running around that Kamala is secretly, and her team are secretly... going to go and ask for a recount of the election because Elon Starlink stole, you know, changed votes in California or something like that. I don't know. But I don't think Elon Star... Listen, I am open, just like in 2020, I am open to any evidence you may present of shenanigans. But you can't have it both ways. We can't say yet the election was the securest in history and then also say it was stolen when it's not in our favor. So I'm open. I'm open. But so far, I have not seen any reputable news put forward that the election was stolen. Chrissy's ready to move on. So, tell Kamala, Chrissy's ready to move on.
It's over with.
Chrissy has spoken!
I'm ready to move forward.
Oh, move forward, that's a better way to say it. Yes, it's time to move forward, I think. As Chrissy and I were here just discussing in the studio, one of the big mistakes that Kamala, you know, everyone's Monday morning quarterback. And that's the problem. It's the worst. Every fucking, I can't even, like I don't click the links. Everybody's an opinion.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened during the election?
0:02–3:41
2
What is Monday Morning Misogyny?
3:41–7:46
3
What is the 4B movement?
7:46–11:28
4
What are the views on flat earthers?
11:28–14:35
5
What are the highlights from 90 Day Fiancé?
14:35–16:51
6
What is the condom and catheter discussion about?
16:51–19:18
7
What are your relationship red flags?
19:18–23:23
8
What are Bryan's experiences at the kundalini yoga retreat?
23:23–1:08:49