Chapter 1: What breaking news is impacting Crabapple Township?
And thank you for joining us here at WSHIT. Major breaking news today in the Crabapple Township as the escalating war between Tina of Tina Tan and Tweeze and Diane of the Diane Duck Inn has reached a fevered pitch as now Tina and her toothless wife Wanda have laid bare accusations against Diana and Duck Inn and their severely overcooked chicken fingers.
Many in the Crabapple Township have been torn asunder by these accusations. Family member against family member. Neighbor against neighbor. Tina Tannen tweeze or duck in. Quite frankly, it's hard for this reporter to stay impartial. However, on social media, just today, Tina and her wife, Wanda, releasing the video moments after receiving unchewable chicken fingers.
This video is as emotional as it gets. If you have children in the room, I highly suggest they leave now. Let's listen now to that video of these accusations that are currently tearing the township apart. We asked them for chicken strips that my wife can chew that are not hard. Please do not cook them too long. What do they do?
Chapter 2: How did a restaurant feud escalate in the community?
They cook them too long. And now she can't eat them. Let me finish this first. We ordered freaking french fries with cheese sauce on them. Didn't get that. I ordered chicken wings. with a side of fries with cheese on it. Didn't get it. My wife calls up there to tell him what was wrong. She was calm. She's like, hey, I just left there and my chicken fingers are cooked too long.
And the lady stops her. Well, if you weren't such a fat fucking bitch. And she called her a cunt and everything else. All because my wife was actually being nice and was like, can you please fix it?
Chapter 3: What controversial accusations were made about the Duck Inn?
Well, she called her everything under the sun. And instead of my wife fighting back, she's sitting here fucking crying. I was the one that flipped out on him, and we're calling the Better Business Bureau. And let me tell you, do not go to the duck ant, because obviously they need better management than that bitch behind the bar. Diana. No, was it Diane? Yeah.
Well, let me tell you, Diana, I'm coming for you. Diana from Diana's Duck Inn then responded by calling Tina's wife, Wanda, the toothless wonder. Our world as we know it spinning in the opposite direction. We will, of course, be here in studio live with any additional breaking news. But for now, we must go to a commercial break. On this episode of The Commercial Break.
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Chapter 4: How does Bryan's experience at the retirement home connect to Mr. 5:30?
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the voice twin discovered online?
Yes, you did. I still remember it. It's like riding a bike. Once you get into it, you just never forget it. That, of course, is the season two and season three opening that left us with little to no listeners. Average listen time, 3%. I wanted to say a few things.
We were just talking about one of my brothers is going to Europe on a little vacation, and of course he's having all kind of travel drama. Because the travel drama is high right now. All the thunderstorms and weird weather. I was just watching...
My flight got canceled coming back from Memphis.
Yeah, that's right. You were stuck in Memphis for an extra day. He got stuck. They canceled his flight. He found another flight. He gets to Charles de Gaulle, which is in Paris. And Charles de Gaulle, a two, one and a half, two hour layover turns into like 25 hours or something. Enough time to go sightseeing in Paris.
Chapter 6: What unique insights does Bryan share about sales consultants?
And it's not like the airports. I mean, it's close, but it's not right around the corner. And Paris traffic can be terrible, too. So he's out there. Listen, there's all kind of travel drama right now. And the 4th of July weekend that just happened does nobody any favors. But the weather is wild. I mean, it's wild all throughout the country. All throughout. And even in Europe. And even in Europe.
You're right about that. Yeah, I know.
Flooding and hail.
Greece is on fire. One of the islands is on fire.
And I saw that there was a tornado in Ireland or the UK. They don't have tornadoes over there. And there was a tornado. They don't have tornadoes.
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Chapter 7: How is social media influencing perceptions of customer service?
It's just not a thing. They're north enough that tornadoes don't happen. They don't have that kind of weather. But I saw that they spotted a tornado. But then I saw in Vegas... That a windstorm, a dust storm came by and it blew like 55 power poles down on one street. They all just went down in a row. Wow.
And people on the Internet are fucking stupid because they can't just accept that something happened. It all has to be some mysterious global conspiracy theory. terrorism, aliens, Joe Biden is always the default reason, COVID, the vaccine, Kamala Harris, Beyonce took $10 million to push the telephone poles down. I mean, it's really quite crazy how crazy people are online. They're nuts.
And with the chemtrails all being caused by the chemtrails and the sunsets are no longer the same as they used to be. They're now a different hue of red because of global elites flying their planes over Leonardo DiCaprio. Thank God that J.D. Vance is saving us from wind turbines and chemtrails. People are fucking Looney Tunes. A dust storm blowing at 90 to 100 miles per hour.
That's a hurricane cat one.
Chapter 8: What are the implications of mobile viewing services in the funeral industry?
In Las Vegas, where there is basically nothing to stop the wind or the dust.
The desert, too.
One of the poles goes down, they yank all the other poles down that are already getting stressed by the wind. There's a lot of video of this windstorm that happened. There are tractor trailers that are blown over. There are porta-potties that are like a mile away from where they originally were.
Jeez.
It's pretty clear what happened, but no one can accept that on fact. Everyone has a different conspiracy theory. And I think you're all very sick and you need mental evaluation immediately if you believe these things. Why? Why does it all have to be a conspiracy? Why can't it just be the thing that happened? Why isn't it just the thing that happened? It was a windstorm.
When it rains here, I don't say it's because Joe Biden is seeding the clouds above my house to make my pool overflow and some grand global conspiracy to spread E. coli all across my yard. It rained. Now, how did the rain happen? Why is it raining so much? That's a different story altogether. Maybe that has to do with something called global warming. But you know what?
God forbid me from accepting science as fact. I don't know, Chrissy. I just think people are really mentally challenged. There's a lot of people on this earth, and most of us are not well. And that remains my belief to this day. I agree. And if you don't accept my hypothesis, then you are welcome to turn off the commercial break.
If you're one of these people that are conspiracy-minded, let me hand you a ladder down that rabbit hole you've gone down. And if you don't accept crawling out of it, well, then that's at your own detriment. I just was reading somebody the other day said the moon is hollow and aliens put it there and they're watching us. Then I'm watching a pretty well-known NFL player.
I'm not going to name because I just think he's also mentally challenged. Talk about how the moon could not possibly emit its own light or couldn't reflect the light of the sun. That it's like a flashlight. It must be turning itself on and off. We went to the moon.
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