Now The Good Neighbors Know!
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What is the significance of the Gulf of America?
Hi, Brian and Chrissy and crew. Valentine's Day is not something that I personally have celebrated since, you know, back in school days when you handed out the little Valentine's Day to everybody in the class. However, my ex-husband, I say ex for definite reason, not long after I had given birth, decided that Valentine's Day would be the perfect day to get me a set of workout DVDs so that I could get into shape.
Steve, you will never get laid.
Yeah, what a jerk.
How does escapism manifest in our lives?
Anyways, best to y'all. You guys are always number one in my queue. On this episode of The Commercial Break.
One of the neighbors comes out, one of the adults in the house comes out and she says, hey, you have been a source of entertainment at our house. I just want you to know that.
What are the controversies surrounding Armie Hammer?
And I thought to myself, here we go. The cat's out of the bag. The good neighbors know. And now it's time to move. I almost put a for sale sign out in front of my house immediately after this conversation.
How do we separate the art from the artist?
I swear to God, I did. I was like, well, that's it. We're done. They're going to know about all my drug abuse, all my whacking off and all my sex. It's over.
What are the implications of canceled artists making comebacks?
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Oatley.
What are the current controversies involving Kanye West?
Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Coming to you live somewhere north of Atlanta. Somewhere near the Gulf of America.
How do life coaches differ from therapists?
Right by Lake Micropenis. We're all here. We're all doing it. We're doing the thing. Thanks, Google.
What can we learn from Bryan's neighbor's reaction?
One day at a time.
Another service. Another tech oligarchy folding, bending the knee. Yeah, unbelievable. Wow. Wow. And Rob Bogoyevich is going to get out of jail, too. Do you know who that is? No. You don't know who that is? A young and up-and-coming senator named Barack Obama. decided he was going to run for president. He was the senator of Illinois.
Yeah, I know that.
Yes. And the governor, Rob Bogoyevich, was being the governor of Illinois. And now listen, the city of Chicago and Illinois has a long history of corruption, scams, misdeeds, misangles. By the way, that's nothing new in government. It's always been happening. But Rob was one of the clearly more scammy governors that the state of Illinois had ever had. And that's saying something. It's like, it takes a long time. Hey, we're starting the show over. We're going to do it again. I like a little drum. Yeah, we're going to do it again. So Rob went to jail because after Barack Obama had to give up the seat to be the president of the United States, there was an open seat and the governor got to pick who was going to be the senator.
And so Rob decided that he was going to essentially – Ask many, multiple people, lots of different corporations and people and newspapers to give him money in the hopes that they could obtain the seat or something related to the seat. And he also wanted to be in the cabinet. And he also he was like and he got caught on tape saying all of this. He was asking for bribes for that Senate seat and other things related to that Senate seat. And he got caught red handed. on tape asking for multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars, jobs for him, jobs for his wife. He's not going to give that seat away for free. I think was the exact terminology that he used. That seat is golden. I'm not giving it away for free.
He is now pardoned. He is now pardoned. And it looks like he might, one of the things that he was essentially asking for in that whole bribing situation was, I'd like to have a cabinet position. And in that cabinet position, I'd even like to maybe think about being an ambassador sometime down the line because an ambassador is a cush job, especially if you get an ambassadorship to somewhere, you know, Eastern or Western Europe where there's not a lot of drama and you can just go there anytime you want and live a high on the hog and shake hands and kiss babies. There's really nothing to do unless there's some war drama that breaks out in the country.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the significance of the Gulf of America?
0:00–0:27
2
How does escapism manifest in our lives?
0:27–0:48
3
What are the controversies surrounding Armie Hammer?
0:48–0:58
4
How do we separate the art from the artist?
0:58–1:08
5
What are the implications of canceled artists making comebacks?
1:08–1:24
6
What are the current controversies involving Kanye West?
1:24–1:35
7
How do life coaches differ from therapists?
1:35–1:43
8
What can we learn from Bryan's neighbor's reaction?
1:43–1:02:07