Slingshot Shenanigans
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What are the highlights from the Snoop & Flava Olympics?
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But what kind of mother lets their child drive a slingshot down 38? And knowing that that's completely illegal. It can't be legal.
And she's all the way in the back.
Ten rows back. Not even like the seat behind where she could say, oh, son, be careful. No, ten rows back. Where once you get going more than five miles per hour, you can't hear shit because they're wide open.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
First show break, I'm Brian Gray, and this is my dear friend and co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Holdley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe, the Snoop Doggy Dog, and yeah, boy, Olympics continue. Flame on flame. No, Snoop Dogg, I swear, is like the mascot of the Olympics. It's so amazing. I can't get enough of him.
You know, I got to say, when they first announced, NBC announced that Snoop Dogg would be the, like... a guy, you know, one of the commentators on the Olympics. I thought to myself, what a shitty publicity stunt. And Snoop, who I love, who I've always loved. Love his music, love his attitude, love his personality. I was like, Snoop, nah, don't do that, man. You're just gonna fucking... Anyway, I was wrong. Snoop is good. He is good at the Olympics. And man, how do they get him everywhere they need to get him? I know. He's like at the Palace of Versailles and down at the gym and up at the pool and over at the racquetball court. I just don't understand how they get him. He has to have a helicopter. He has to have a helicopter.
I'm sure. That's it. So I saw him and Martha Stewart doing a thing. What an unlikely pair that is.
I know. Well, they had that show together.
Oh, yeah, that's right. They did have that show together for a while. I think they boned. I bet they boned. I bet they screwed.
I hope so.
Yeah. Actually, what I learned about Snoop that I didn't really know because you just wouldn't know this if you keep up with Snoop or don't keep up with Snoop. He's married and has been for a very long time to a woman who he says, like, I'm Snoop Dogg to everyone else. Mm-hmm. But I'm a husband to this wife of mine, and she keeps me directly in check. Like, my feet are on the ground because of this person right here. This human has saved my life in so many ways. I saw an interview where he was saying that same thing. Yeah, and I can relate. I can relate to that, as Astrid and I round the corner on many years of marriage now. That's crazy how long Astrid and I have been married.
I know.
Two Olympics. We've been married for two Olympics. That's how long we've been married. Yes, to Summer Olympics. I've been in relationships for like eight months that felt like ten years. And I've been in a marriage for eight years that feel like ten months.
What experiences did Bryan have during his TCB in PCB?
You know what I'm saying? It's really weird. That's a good thing. But a lot of stuff has happened since. Right.
There has been a lot of stuff that happened.
Including the commercial break, which may have indirectly saved or not saved our marriage. I'm not sure. I'm not sure which one. We just got back from vacation, which was very nice. I know. I'm so excited. I'm at prime tan mode right now. You are.
You're looking very bronze.
I'm almost as dark as the curtains behind me. I'm almost purple.
You're loving it.
I know you're loving it. We went down to the golden beaches of PCB.
Oh, PCB.
panama pcb pcb pcb yeah uh yeah panama city and you know if you're a southeastern person then you know panama city is you know you know i i k y n k d y which astor keeps posting on instagram to make fun of me i fucking hate it uh So if you live in the Southeast, and maybe if you don't, I don't know, then you know Panama City Beach.
Yeah, you definitely do.
From an early age.
Because I remember my parents used to take us there for vacations sporadically throughout the years.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the highlights from the Snoop & Flava Olympics?
0:00–3:13
2
What experiences did Bryan have during his TCB in PCB?
3:13–6:16
3
What challenges did Bryan face with beach access on vacation?
6:16–12:16
4
How does Bryan manage trying to wrangle kids on vacation?
12:16–15:23
5
What went wrong during Bryan's ill-fated beach vacation?
15:23–17:39
6
What is the story behind the slingshot Bryan encounters?
17:39–21:55
7
How does Bryan investigate his vacation neighbors?
21:55–27:39
8
What lessons does Bryan learn from his vacation experience?
27:39–56:51