TCB Classic: The Meta Best Of Frankie B!

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Bryan Green 0:03
Hey there, cats and kittens. As was completely predictable, absolutely unavoidable, and probably much needed, there is no way in hell you're getting a new episode of The Commercial Break today. There's 13 of them that we just did over the weekend, so go listen to one, if not all of those, if you haven't already. To be frank, TCB's Endless Day kind of went off without a hitch. That is very much unlike anything we have ever done outside of the box. Well, let's be honest. Inside the box, too. Usually the episodes of the commercial break don't go all that well either. But Chrissy and I just want to say thank you one more time to the hundreds of comments and text messages, phone calls and well wishes from across the states and across the world, if you will.
Bryan Green 0:45
Yes, that's right. One guy in India texted in to tell me I was doing such a good job. He read my resume and has a job for me. where I make over $10,000 an hour. And if I wasn't obligated contractually to do this show, it's likely I'd take him up on the offer. When I asked the new encyclopedia of the commercial break, ChatTCB, what is the most talked about and requested topic on the commercial break, coming in at number three was our good friend, frankie b it's no surprise that during the endless day we got a lot of text messages early in the day asking us if and when we would touch on frankie b and we did toward the end and while there hasn't exactly been a waterfall of new content from frankie b we did get a few short videos from him over the last month
Bryan Green 1:31
However, there was a time in Frankie's history and in the commercial breaks history when there was a new video out almost daily. As my grandfather said, that made for good groceries. And Chrissy and I ate on those groceries and ate on those groceries and ate on those groceries. So when I asked... chat tcb if i was to run a classic episode to give the listeners exactly what they want it referred me to this episode episode number 73 which is kind of meta because episode number three is a best of tcb maybe one of our first and the best of is all about frankie b it's essentially all the segments of frankie b that we had done up until that point in one episode So at the expense of being meta meta, I am going to run that episode almost unedited.
Bryan Green 2:19
So everything you hear after this intro is from early 2021. I will only adjust it in two ways. I will cut out the old phone numbers so you don't call them. And I will add in Rachel's liners where she tells you where to go currently. So you're not texting some guy in Iowa named John who won't give me my phone number back. Anyway, that's a joke you won't get unless you listen to TCB's Endless Day. I'm going to be screaming right in your face from the very start of this episode. And excuse the audio quality, because in 2021, we are a long way from where we are today. We will be back tomorrow with a brand new episode of The Commercial Break. Until then, bye. What is going on, everybody? Whoa!
Unknown 3:08
What's going on, everybody? I've been taking steroids since I was 27 years old. And I just did two lines of cocaine and I took some Red Bull right before I got out of here.
Bryan Green 3:21
And welcome to another video. If you're new here, welcome. My name is Frank Bernardo. That's two welcomes in one minute. Just want to let you know that this channel is geared. Frank Bernardo is who we're listening to. I just I want to make sure that we know who we're listening to.
Krissy Hoadley 3:33
I want to do a double welcome.
Bryan Green 3:34
Yeah. Welcome. I'd like to welcome everybody. We want to welcome you. How welcoming can we be? Welcome. Just say welcome. For all guys out there, 50 and above, who want to up their game, look and feel better about themselves. So gentlemen, at any time during a video, if you like what you see, if you find it informational, hell, if you even get a good laugh out of it, do me a favor. Give it one of these and hit the subscribe button. Not only don't want to subscribe, but I'm horny. I'm just horny because of this guy talking. I want you to know that Frank's channel, if you can find Frank Bernardo's channel on YouTube, he's got many, many videos.

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