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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Hey there, cats and kittens. As was completely predictable, absolutely unavoidable, and probably much needed, there is no way in hell you're getting a new episode of The Commercial Break today. There's 13 of them that we just did over the weekend, so go listen to one, if not all of those, if you haven't already. To be frank, TCB's Endless Day kind of went off without a hitch.
That is very much unlike anything we have ever done outside of the box. Well, let's be honest. Inside the box, too. Usually the episodes of the commercial break don't go all that well either. But Chrissy and I just want to say thank you one more time to the hundreds of comments and text messages, phone calls and well wishes from across the states and across the world, if you will.
Yes, that's right. One guy in India texted in to tell me I was doing such a good job. He read my resume and has a job for me. where I make over $10,000 an hour. And if I wasn't obligated contractually to do this show, it's likely I'd take him up on the offer.
When I asked the new encyclopedia of the commercial break, ChatTCB, what is the most talked about and requested topic on the commercial break, coming in at number three was our good friend,
frankie b it's no surprise that during the endless day we got a lot of text messages early in the day asking us if and when we would touch on frankie b and we did toward the end and while there hasn't exactly been a waterfall of new content from frankie b we did get a few short videos from him over the last month
However, there was a time in Frankie's history and in the commercial breaks history when there was a new video out almost daily. As my grandfather said, that made for good groceries. And Chrissy and I ate on those groceries and ate on those groceries and ate on those groceries. So when I asked...
chat tcb if i was to run a classic episode to give the listeners exactly what they want it referred me to this episode episode number 73 which is kind of meta because episode number three is a best of tcb maybe one of our first and the best of is all about frankie b it's essentially all the segments of frankie b that we had done up until that point in one episode
So at the expense of being meta meta, I am going to run that episode almost unedited. So everything you hear after this intro is from early 2021. I will only adjust it in two ways. I will cut out the old phone numbers so you don't call them. And I will add in Rachel's liners where she tells you where to go currently.
So you're not texting some guy in Iowa named John who won't give me my phone number back. Anyway, that's a joke you won't get unless you listen to TCB's Endless Day. I'm going to be screaming right in your face from the very start of this episode. And excuse the audio quality, because in 2021, we are a long way from where we are today.
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Chapter 2: What topics are covered about Frankie B?
grooming, fashion, styling. Men with low T. Men with low T and erectile dysfunction. This guy, his opening montage has all, it just comes up and it says, Frank Bernardo, fashion, Frank Bernardo, grooming, fashion expert. He's an all-around expert on everything over $50,000. If you have a dick. Here we go. So you don't miss my upcoming videos. So guys, you found this video for a reason, right?
Maybe you are suspecting your wife is cheating. It doesn't happen. Absolutely. You see. Absolutely. Absolutely. Is your wife cheating on you? Absolutely. You found this video for a reason. You found this video for a reason. Your wife asked for a divorce.
Yes.
Unfortunately, we always get labeled as cheaters, but guess what? Our wives are actively cheating as well. This is like a huge assumption to make. I mean, are you talking to me and Henry? I think he's talking to everybody. Oh, well, let's not even bring Henry into this conversation because then we got two fucknuts talking at the same time. Oh, yeah, there's 16 other guys. They're going on dates.
They're having full-blown affairs. Wait, women are having full-blown affairs? Is this true? Absolutely. Not in my country. This guy is out of his mind. What is he talking about? Women are sexting and having fun on the first. Women do not even have phones. This is crazy talk. This is crazy business. This guy is out of his gourd. Keep going. I'm having a good laugh over here. Okay, okay.
Cheating is cheating. And if you feel that something's not... Cheating is not cheating. Let me tell you something. Cheating is a way to a better marriage if you're a man.
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Chapter 3: What changes in the content when discussing classic episodes?
And cheating is... It's not even a thing. I don't think there's a word for it in my country if a woman's doing it. I think it's called jail. It's called jail.
Not quite right. Come on, guys.
Use your head. You got instinct. You're feeling in your gut. Chances are she's cheating on you. If you know the signs of a cheating wife, you can figure out what to do before the bad news hits you. Wait, hold on. Wait, yeah, before the bad news hits you. If you find out your wife is cheating, you can find out what to do before you find out your wife is cheating.
You can literally roll back the hands of time. I'm going to show you how to time travel right now.
Nothing like a paranoid husband.
This guy sounds like a mix between Alex Jones and Dr. Phil. And he's saying it as if all women are cheating. Women are out there sex messaging. They're having full-blown affairs. They're literally sucking dick on the street corner.
We're going on dates.
Your wife's vagina is getting pounded right now in the gym and you don't even know it. This guy sounds like he's been through many failed marriages, by the way. I'm just making an assumption, Frank. I'm sorry if I'm wrong. Without further ado, let's get into tip number one that you might have a cheating wife. You disappeared from her social media. There used to be pictures of you and her.
I would say that Frank's probably right about this. If you are not on her social media anymore.
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Chapter 4: How does the episode conclude?
Yeah, we were just on one. Okay, now we're going to do.
I felt like we had like five different things in there. This video is only four minutes long, by the way. But the second I started watching it, holy, I was just like, I was sitting here at midnight last night. laughing out loud. I'm sure my children woke up because I was laughing out loud at this guy. These videos are, they're all precious. We're going to have to check in with Frank many times.
This is the beginning of a fruitful relationship with Frank. I love you, Frank. Call me 470-584-8449. Leave a message. Look at her cell phone, gentlemen. Now, she's always had the ringer volume up on loud, which I'm sure she had for years. Especially if you have kids and you're out at a restaurant, you're out at a function, she's going to want to hear that phone ring. And then all of a sudden...
hold on if your wife has ears she's cheating on you wait i mean the assumption that you're what like that all women want their phone on loud all the time and then all of a sudden she starts turning her ringer to silent to you in a restaurant in a restaurant i mean yeah she's courteous And she's cheating.
If you're watching Ave Maria at the local orchestra and she's turned her phone off, you're fucked, man. Call the divorce attorney.
Quick, take a picture and post it to Facebook.
That's right. Post it to Facebook of the two of you because you've been ghosted. I dated this girl and she never called me back. I got ghosted. Ghosted! Put an E.D. back there, you fucked wad. Let me continue because he's funny in and of himself. We probably don't even need to make jokes. Notice that that phone has been on the silent mode for quite a while. So she switched. There's a reason why.
Because she doesn't want you asking questions.
I thought you were going to say she doesn't want you assholes.
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Chapter 5: What are the signs that your partner may be cheating?
Trust me. Watch this. They walk in the door for the second date. First, they're going to ask a question like, how was your day? Don't say a fucking word. It's a trap. They know you have money when they ask you those kind of questions. When you say my day was great, they're going to know you're loaded. But they're on to you. They're on to you. They know you're about to give them money.
Frank, you're out of control, bud. First of all, I want to say you're kind of cute, Frank, and kind of funny until you make comments like they're women.
Yeah, they're sneaky. They're women.
Chapter 6: How can you identify changes in your partner's routine?
You're a douche.
So there you go. You're Frank. You're a douche.
You're Frank. You're Bernardo. You're a douche. Yeah. Come on, Frank. Leave that kind of shit on the videos. They're going to surprise you. Sneak attack.
Sneak attack. Meow.
Bam.
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Chapter 7: What should you do if you suspect infidelity?
Bam. They're going to jump through your window. At all hours of the night and day and surprise you with questions. To give you that money back that you gave them. They're going to come in with the keys to the Mercedes and go, I'm onto you. You're going to be like, whoa. Shit didn't work. I was going to give her that Mercedes. She jumped right in the window. Scared the hell out of me.
Sneak attack. Sneaky. I've had two heart attacks already from women jumping out of the rafters. They just come out of nowhere and ask you a question.
Yeah, how was your day?
Chapter 8: How does self-awareness impact relationships?
But he said specifically, don't tell them. Let them ask you questions. But then when they ask you questions, was that when you're supposed to back off? I don't know. Where are we on the graph?
I'm following Frank here. I don't know. I'm trying to keep up, Frank. I really am. This is how they do it. But if you're a guy that presses money, money, money, money, you're going to be gone. All right? Because you're going to be gone. What? I thought you said you're going to be good. No, you're going to be gone. You're going to be good.
No, he said you're going to be gone, which is the opposite of what's going to happen. Yeah, come on, Frank. Anybody wants to have a partner that's stable.
Exactly.
If you have no money, you're in there. You're one step ahead of the game. If you're living in your ex-wife's apartment like I am, you're good.
But if you've got plenty of money, you're fucked. If you have a yacht and two cars, women are going to go, I'm on to you.
They're sneaky. They're sneaky. They can tell. They can tell when you got money. They're going to leave real quick. They're going to be gone. Yeah, you'll never get that second date if they know you have money, so hide it. Dress like a homeless person, but, you know, a homeless person that smells good with muscles. Oh, my God. It makes no sense. It makes no sense. I love Frank.
These are the best videos I could go on all day. I'm trying to buy them and they're going to be on to that. So all I'm trying to say here. What? He's trying to wrap it up. What? What are you trying to say, Frank? Please give us a clue. If you open up your parameters, OK, you're going to get dates. If you pin it to just 10 years younger. Guys, you're going to be disappointed.
You're going to be frustrated. Oh, my God. So the whole thing was about the date range? Date range and surprise questions and sneak attacks.
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