TCB Classic: WTF Chuck!

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Krissy Hoadley 1:11
2045.
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On this episode of The Commercial Break...
Bryan Green 1:25
Hey, hey, hey, and happy new year to you, my podcast pals. I don't know about you guys, but I am violently hungover and my entire body hurts from dancing my ass off last night. So that brings me to today. It's here. It's happening. It's another TCB Classic. Dug right up from the very bottom of the annals of TCB all the way from 2021, if you can believe it. This is an episode full of Pop-Tarts, dating advice from the 1940s, sketch, and of course, love connection. What the fuck, Chuck? See you on the other side where hopefully I will be a little less fragile and you will be laughing. Bye!
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Bryan Green 2:09
Oh, it's another episode of the Commercial Break. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's Kristen. I'm Brian. And happy holidays.
Krissy Hoadley 2:17
Happy holidays. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian.
Bryan Green 2:20
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. I hope everyone's doing well. Chrissy and I still on a millionaire hangover. We're at a million downloads. And we want to thank every one of you both so much. for listening. You, you out there listening to us right now through your ear balls, through your earphones, through your ear pods. Driving, walking, driving, walking, using the squatty potty, using squatty potty or whatever it is you're doing out there. We really appreciate a million downloads. Not possible without you. This million downloads brought to you by you. So there you go. Congratulations to you. Best to you. Best to you. Is all we got to say. And best to you. Congratulations on that. So yeah, a million downloads.
Bryan Green 3:00
We've been talking about it for a couple days now, and we are super excited. Out of New York, breaking news.
Unknown 3:07
Breaking news.
Bryan Green 3:08
Breaking news. I'm going to read this to you. Okay. A New York woman named Elizabeth Russett is leading the crusade against Kellogg's Cereals. and breakfast brand. In her lawsuit, she claims that the fruit filling in her Kellogg's whole grain frosted strawberry toaster pastries, if you're eating something with more than four names, you should change your diet, that's all I gotta say, is mostly other fruit. According to the lawsuit obtained by TMZ, the Pop-Tarts in question are actually heavier on pears and apples than strawberries. The nerve. Which she insists is not enough nutrition to provide nutritional benefits to her body, let alone a strawberry taste. Russa claims that Kellogg's is using the packaging to fool folks who want a snack packed with more strawberries. She is saying that her damages, personal damages exceed $5 million. And she would also like to see Pop-Tarts relabel their strawberry Pop-Tarts.
Krissy Hoadley 4:06
What about the frosting on top? Does that make up for any of the nutrition? Absolutely.
Bryan Green 4:11
That's packed full of nutritional value. It's got 36 grams of sugar. It's made of basically potato starch. I mean, if you're going to start the morning off right, Elizabeth, start it off with a sugar-coated... carb bomb straight to your gut. Have a cup of coffee.

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