TCB Coloidal Colada Coolers

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Unknown 0:03
And welcome back to WSHIT's evening news. It's news you can use before you snooze. WSHIT, lean and mean and first on the scene. An update on the continuing health care from Donna's Dairy Depot and Delicatessen. With over 137 people now affected by the ongoing dysentery virus found in the milk and cheese buffet, authorities have yet to stop the spread of the illness. With almost all FDA employees now unemployed, Crabapple continues to see its residents fall ill with symptoms ranging from violent vomiting and fever to explosive diarrhea and tooth loss. The head of Crabapple's health department, recent RFK Jr., Dr. Herfin Skoko held a press conference to address the community and give his advice on the extreme symptoms.
Unknown 0:49
Let's listen now to what the doctor had to say to the residents experiencing gastrointestinal issues.
Rachel McGrath 0:56
A flame is going to come out because it will be on fire and nobody will ever stick a penis in your butthole again.
Unknown 1:03
And Dr. Skokal also added that residents should take their daily dose of colloidal silver. And we wish all the best to our anally challenged friends. We'll be back after this commercial break.
Bryan Green 1:23
On this episode of The Commercial Break... Listen, if we were in the wine cooler business, that's where it's at. We're going to do a merch drop. I'm not even going to say when because then it will never happen. But we're going to do a merch drop and, like, Astor and I are talking about it. And now I'm thinking wine coolers. Why not? Yeah, let's do it. Let's drop wine coolers and then some weird hangover remedy made of beet juice. Beet juice and colloidal silver.
Yeah.
Krissy Hoadley 1:53
I like it.
Bryan Green 1:54
Maybe we should mix our wine cooler with our hangover remedy.
Krissy Hoadley 1:58
Wow, tasty.
Bryan Green 1:59
The drink that gets you sober. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Unknown 2:09
2.30 in the morning. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Mikey to my more Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.
Krissy Hoadley 2:18
Best to you, Brian.
Bryan Green 2:19
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Did you watch the Oscars? We haven't had a chance to talk about it because this is our first episode since the Oscars appeared. Did you watch the Oscars?
Krissy Hoadley 2:30
I watched a little of it.
Bryan Green 2:31
The Oscars?
Krissy Hoadley 2:32
No, I did not watch the whole thing.
Bryan Green 2:35
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doing that Conan thing where he takes his hip and he moves it back and forth. You don't know the Conan thing? Yeah. He takes his hip, he moves it back and forth with a string.
Krissy Hoadley 2:43
I love that.
Bryan Green 2:44
Yeah, okay. All right, so Conan did the Oscars. I think, you know, he did a job. He did just fine. Conan did just fine. He was a steady hand on the ship. He did a great... I think, intro monologue. He did a good job without offending too many people. He was really funny. I liked the bit with John Lithgow. You know, Conan is a good host. He's done this for a long time. He did whatever it was, 26 years, 30 years of late night television. So he certainly knows how to work a crowd. He knows how to be in front of a crowd, how to deliver a monologue, how to be funny. He's got a team of writers.
Krissy Hoadley 3:17
He kind of never ages now that I think about it.
Bryan Green 3:19
Conan doesn't age. Good docs are good genes. Question mark. Yeah, you're right about that.
Krissy Hoadley 3:26
Conan doesn't age. He's been on for that long. He is. But yeah, I haven't seen an age.
Bryan Green 3:31
Yeah, his first television show, of course, came on. Was it was he on NBC? Did he come on after the late 90s? yeah he came on after the late night after um the tonight show i think is what it was but conan o'brien you know from moment one was a very skilled comedian and a comedic writer he's self-effacing he never takes himself too seriously he's humble in the face of all successes and then when he got fired from the tonight show he took over the tonight show for two minutes and then when he took over the tonight show he became an international superstar yeah Not because The Tonight Show did well. It did not do well under him. But because he got fired in such an unceremonious way, and then that pompous jack-off, Jay Leno, came back after he promised he was retiring, came back for another 10 years.

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