TCB Infomercial: Ari Shaffir
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What were the highlights of the Super Bowl discussed?
Here we go. You want me to start at the feet or you want me to start at the head? Because I'm really wanting to blister some of y'all's haircuts. Amen? That's right. I mean, you're in an independent Baptist church and you've got a King James Bible in your hand and you've got a contemporary liberal hairdo. What in the world is wrong with you? Would you boys quit trying to look like the world? You ain't as cool as you think you are. You ain't as tough as you think you are.
I'm going to get you a haircut that's high and tight over your ears and off your collar line. And look like somebody that's been to the barbershop instead of the beauty salon.
Amen.
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
I learned the words to like beef. And then I'm like, what beef? And then they point to a giant sign of like 30 different beef dishes. All right. Just guess. Not the dog. Not the dog. Please. Yeah, I had dog once. I didn't have it, but I saw it on the menu once. Did you really? Yeah, like, what is that? They told me. I was like, what's that word? And they were like. And I was like, chicken? And they're like, no, no. Bark, bark, bark. Bark. And I'm like, oh, that's all right. That's all right.
I'll pass on the bark. Yeah. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
Who is Ari Shaffir and what are his latest projects?
Thanks for joining us on a Tuesday after the Super Bowl. One of the most uneventful Super Bowls in history. I mean, eventful in the sense that it happened and there were commercials. It was weird. And Kendrick Lamar was there. And so was Donald Trump and Taylor Swift. We'll get into all of that tomorrow in detail. But wow, what a blowout.
I mean, it was zero.
The Philadelphia Eagles. Manhandled Patrick Mahomes. They did. Manhandled Mahomes. Probably the best quarterback certainly of our, you know, in this time period. Shocking. It really was. I don't know the first fucking thing about football and I was shocked. Totally shocked. During the second quarter, I was like, well, this is over, I guess. I guess we're just going to all sit here and watch the Eagles. It honestly looked like a high school team playing a flag football team. It was unbelievable how the Eagles tore them apart in every aspect of the game. What do they have, like 100 yards of total offense or something like that? And I don't even know what that means, Chrissy. I don't even know what that means.
Yeah, going into halftime, it was like 23.
Yeah, it was 23 to nothing and 30 to nothing within the third. Anyway, TCB Infomercial Tuesday. You're not here to listen to football and listen about football. I know that if you're here to hear Brian talk about football, change the channel. Not going to do it. uh tcb infomercial tuesday with ari shafir he is here with us i'm so excited to talk to ari ari is a noted comic who has many specials out there he's been doing this for a very long time a podcaster longer than i guarantee you and i have even known what i've known about podcasts for a long time i guarantee he was doing it long before we even heard the word on the bandwagon yes He had 2015, I think, is when he started his first podcast. He's made many appearances on many different podcasts, including The Rogan Show, Tom Segura's podcast.
And then he's got his own podcast called You Be Trippin', which is very good.
I listened to it.
It's really funny. Now on my fourth episode, and I've really been enjoying it. I just listened to the one with Jim Gaffigan, which I thought was really good. Wait, did you listen? Harland. I listened to the Harland. Oh, you listened to the Harland. You listened to Harland Williams. Okay, well, we'll talk more about that with Ari. And now he's got his brand new Netflix special is out, America's Sweetheart. This one is got me, that one had me rolling on the floor.
Yeah, it's really funny.
He is really good at what he does. So Arya's here.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What were the highlights of the Super Bowl discussed?
0:00–1:40
2
Who is Ari Shaffir and what are his latest projects?
1:40–6:45
3
What challenges does Ari face while traveling for comedy?
6:45–10:00
4
How does Ari Shaffir view the evolution of the podcast industry?
10:00–11:03
5
What does Ari think about controversial podcast guests?
11:03–12:38
6
What was the significance of Bill Murray's concert experience?
12:38–13:02
7
How does Ari's comedy relate to his personal experiences?
13:02–16:28
8
What insights does Ari share about the impact of travel on creativity?
16:28–1:08:01