Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Do dwarves have normal-sized penises?
Yes. How come you said that so confidently? I ask every single one I meet. I'm being dead serious, too.
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I will kick people out like it's nothing. Nice.
I would too.
And I never have rude hecklers. It's always people that love me. But it's usually people that have had a little bit too much to drink. And they just want, instead of listening to me do stand-up, they just want to talk to me in the middle of my set. Mm-hmm. and I will give them a couple breaks. I'll say, okay.
I'll say, okay, now you need to be quiet, you know, because people didn't come here to hear you, you know. And if they keep going, I'll just say, come get this bitch. Come get this bitch.
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30 in the morning oh yeah cats and kittens welcome back to the commercial break i'm brian green this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show brian green best to you brian and best to you brian and best to you out there in the podcast universe welcome to another episode of the commercial break it's a tcb infomercial tuesday with a very special guest indeed chelsea lynn also known as trailer trash tammy
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Chapter 2: What inspired Chelcie Lynn to create her characters?
The wild part is that Chelsea wanted to have them on cruise number two. So she called and asked if they would come, and of course they said yes. She then pitched that to Norwegian Cruise Lines, to which the higher-ups at Norwegian said, fuck no, Minikiss is never coming back on not only your cruise, but any cruise of ours, period, end of sentence. Chelsea will explain why.
in this interview, but it is insane. And if that's your kind of party, if you're into it, I would highly suggest you go to eatmytrash.com soon to book your room because I think right now there are limited rooms available. I've been kind of keeping up with all of the sales emails that come through. So she's got TikTok. Five, six million people follow her on TikTok.
About a million people follow her on Instagram. She's got a number of different accounts. Million and a half people are subscribed on YouTube. She's got an OnlyFans page. She does multiple podcasts. And she is everywhere. Chelsea Lynn, also known as Trailer Trash Tammy. I would normally throw it to Chrissy right now.
And I would say, hey, Chrissy, why don't we take a break and then do the magic of telepodcasting? Chelsea Lynn will be right here in front of us on our video screen. But since Chrissy's not here, I'm just going to tell you, why don't we take a break and then do the magic of telepodcasting?
I will fanboy out a little bit about one of my personal favorites, Chelsea Lynn, coming here to talk to Chrissy and I. We'll be back.
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And she's here with us now, Chelsea Lynn, one of my pandemic heroes, as I was just telling her. One of the people that pulled me through the pandemic, got me inspired and made me laugh along the way. Did your stuff really blow up when everybody was sitting at home? I mean, I know you've been around for a long time doing Vines and all that, but did it set on fire during the pandemic? Yeah.
Well, first off, thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, it was a slow burn there for a minute. You know, I was gaining a little bit of following, a little bit of love. And then I just I think people were just bored at home and just because I didn't change anything I was doing.
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Chapter 3: What is Tammy's Pontoon Party cruise all about?
I don't even know if I can say on here.
You can say.
You can say anything on here. She doesn't know if she can legally with her lawyers. Well, no. Let's just say day one, they were giving and receiving oral in the hot tub on the upper deck.
Oh!
What?
What?
And even for me, I'm like, hey, go to your rooms. Yeah, stop that. Stop that. But that was my first cruise ever. It was wild and fun. And I'm not even kidding you. Me and my whole family to this day say that was the funnest time I've ever had in my life. Wow. It looks fun. That hype video looks fun. It does.
incredible and we're doing our second one gosh in like six months I think it's in February into February into February we're going to Mexico out of Tampa and we are counting down the days but is it a lot of work do you like is it I know you say it's fun I can only imagine that it's like a blast you're drinking with everybody saying hello to the fans but one of the things that Chrissy and I talked about when we discussed doing a cruise which is what you know like a dream for us too not that anybody has a
Yeah, nobody's asking for it yet. It seems like it would be a lot of work. Like you'd have to be on almost 24 hours a day. Well, you're doing about a year of planning.
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Chapter 4: What unique experiences can fans expect on the cruise?
You must be so tired. I'm like, if this is work, dude, like this is the best job in the world. Like I was having so much fun. It's unbelievable. It is awesome. I think that's one of the things that I admire about you personally is is that you do have the best job in the world. We do have the best job in the world. We're not digging ditches.
We're not out there in the hot sun most of the time, not out there in the hot sun. We're just talking on a microphone, making up silly shit for a living and blessed enough then to have people on the other end who receive it and then whatever the revenue is. But the reality or the way that I see you interpreting all of this is really just still humble and having fun.
You're not like, it's not, some people, I think sometimes, they get a little bit of fame. I mean, this is a tried and true story, old as time, is that you get a little bit of fame and then it goes to your head and you act like a real asshole. But you just seem to be having a whole bunch of fun with this. man, you'll never hear me complaining about this job ever, ever, ever, ever.
And, and I started this just having fun. I never anticipated doing standup comedy. I never anticipated being famous. I never, I mean nothing. I literally just started this for fun. And when I was able to quit my nine to five, seven years ago, That was insane to me. And it's every time I get to do something, it's mind blowing to me that I even get to do this.
So I will, you'll never catch me slipping on complaining ever. This is crazy. Thank you. It's just crazy. I'm like, you know, I grew up in, in Oklahoma in a rundown trailer house, literally in And it's just the fact that like people show up to these things for me, it's just like, I can't even, it's wild. It's wild.
And now I will tell you, you're in New Orleans right now as we're recording this, not as you're listening to it, listeners, but as we're recording this, you're in New Orleans. I know which hotel you're at in New Orleans because I've been to that hotel. Yes, ma'am. And that is, I mean, from the trailer in Oklahoma to where you're spending the night tonight is one hell of an updo.
You know what I'm saying? It's one hell of an updo. Yeah. Crazy, crazy, crazy.
All the time. What was your nine to five before you kind of hit it?
Oh, gosh, I was doing a little bit of everything. But right before I quit, I had two jobs. I was working at Whole Foods in the bakery. And I also worked for like a tech company as like an assistant type thing. Okay. So I was basically working for engineers. My husband was an engineer and he got me the job. So I was working kind of as an assistant for engineers. And I was working those two jobs.
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Chapter 5: How did the pandemic impact Chelcie Lynn's popularity?
And if I don't like it, then I'll be done. And if I'm not good at it, then I'm done. At least I tried it. Well, I did a show, and I was like, okay, yeah, this is awesome. That's the mother's milk right there. This is cool. This is cool. And I haven't stopped since, and that was four years ago. Where did you try it out at for the first time? In Dallas at Hyena's Comedy Club. Okay.
So what happened was I had a friend who does stand-up, Vinny Montez. He's out of Denver, and he said, hey – I know you don't do stand-up, but would you want to do this show? Hyena wants to book us for this show. And I kind of took that as like a universal sign to be like, you know what? Now or never. Give it a shot. Let's do it. And I booked a show, announced it. It sold out in 10 minutes.
They added another show. That sold out. They added another show. That sold out.
Oh, my God.
We ended up doing four shows and they wanted to add more. And I said, hold on, let's just do these four.
Let's just try this out.
And by the way, I'm not tooting my own horn. Shows do not sell that good for me anymore, by the way.
Well, the demand was there.
The demand was there. Right. And I did those four shows and I said, let's keep going. Yeah. How did you work on the material? How do you work out that material? So, and I still do this four years later, I will, I'll just write a bit and I will just rehearse it in my room by myself until it's memorized and I'll go on stage and do it. And things that I thought would get a laugh.
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