TCB Season Roulette: Season 2
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What is the TCB Season Lottery and how does it work?
Hey there, critters and sitters. The TCB season lottery continues this week with TCB classics going all the way through six seasons of the commercial break. They said we couldn't do it. They said it would never happen. The naysayers told us, no, you'll never get to 10 episodes, let alone a thousand. But despite all indications to the opposite effect, Chrissy and I continue to do the show. No money, no listeners, no fame, no fortune, no glory, and very few, if any, laughs. But if we can hang our hat on one thing, it's the fact that we have consistently shown up and given you exactly what you never asked for. Mom would be proud if Mom knew how to get a podcast on her phone. Hi, Brian. It's your mom. So in case you didn't tune in earlier in the week, while Chrissy and I are out of town, I'm doing the TCB Season Lottery.
You're getting one completely random episode from each season of the commercial break. We're on season number two. I have no idea what you're about to hear, but it's run in its entirety and completely unedited. Surprise! Let's enjoy together and figure out what kind of shit Chrissy and I were up to 17 years ago.
What challenges did the hosts face in creating the podcast?
And welcome back to WSHIT's continuing coverage of the 2022 Crabapple mayoral election. Steve's got some callers on the line. He's taking some questions for the mayoral candidates. Let's go live to Steve in the studio.
Hello. Speaking of new faces, I generally have voted Republican over the years, but recently I've become disillusioned with the party. And I found an independent candidate that's been getting some
deez nuts and i was wondering what um your views on that were um what his chances are by the way deez nuts has been identified as a 15 year old farm boy named brady olson well i don't know about you but i think deez nuts is the refreshing change we need in office we'll be back after this commercial break
On this episode of The Commercial Break.
One of the two ways that we can do this, Chrissy is right, is we can charge. We tried that. It wasn't an incredibly successful venture. It was early on, very early on in like episode number 30. But we kind of felt dirty about that a little bit. Yeah. Because like, you know, the whole thing about podcasting is let it fly. We didn't have premium content. When exactly did that happen? Right. Which episode? Episode 43. Exactly. You don't have premium, premium content. Like Sopranos level. That's right. You got to throw some commercials in there. Now, I'm not entirely sure when we were doing Patreon that that was premium content. That's what I'm saying. It wasn't premium content. Okay. Those episodes have been lost forever, by the way.
Never to be found again.
Hey, you know something? No, what? I had a wet dream last night.
Hey, you wanna hear something? What?
What random episode from Season 2 is featured in this episode?
Hey, did you hear about Babe Ruth's Big Homer and the Night Thing? By the way, I got jizz all over my underwear.
I just came in my pants. Aw, gee, Jimmy. Why haven't I jizzed in my pants yet?
Wet dream? What's that? Oh, you know, when sperm comes out of your penis.
Sperm?
Yeah. Yeah. One of those sticky stuff.
Yeah, that white sticky stuff I can't get out of my hair.
How do the hosts reflect on their past content and experiences?
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
How the hell are you? I'm Brian Green. This is Chrissy Hoadley and happy holidays. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of the, this, the, the commercial break.
What humorous take do the hosts have on political discussions?
The. Don't forget the commercial break. The one and only. The one and only. I'm glad you're on board today. I'm surprised I don't hear this music in my sleep. You will eventually. It's going to be like that McDonald's fry timer. I don't, but I love the music. I just love it. It gets me in the mood. It's very good. It's time to rock. I like our intros. I like our outros. I like the guy who does it. I think that part we've done right. Now if we can just get the middle part of the program. You buttoned up a little bit more. We'll be good. We'll be good. There'll be people listening to us. Don't worry. All in good time. I think by episode number 180, we should break that 10 listener mark.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the TCB Season Lottery and how does it work?
0:03–1:16
2
What challenges did the hosts face in creating the podcast?
1:16–3:11
3
What random episode from Season 2 is featured in this episode?
3:11–3:40
4
How do the hosts reflect on their past content and experiences?
3:40–4:08
5
What humorous take do the hosts have on political discussions?
4:08–5:39
6
How do the hosts address the topic of sex education?
5:39–11:12
7
What insights do the hosts share about changes during puberty?
11:12–16:27
8
What are the hosts' thoughts on their podcast's evolution and future?
16:27–1:00:32