Chapter 1: What is Kelsey Cook's unique background in comedy?
High school I went to, our mascot was the Blackhawks. And it takes a linguistic specialist to tell the difference between somebody saying Blackhawks and Blackhawks. And let me tell you, it was pretty wild growing up, going to football games and watching a dozen cheerleaders shout to a stand of parents, We love Blackhawks, yes we do, we love On this episode of The Commercial Break...
So I'm going up in like a full costume trying to do this funny, like, like perform a eulogy of myself. I was this whole weird thing. And like, I'm just getting crickets. I mean, I have no idea what I'm saying, but that's how much I loved it. It was like so obvious that I like figured out what I wanted to do. Cause I just, it was making me so happy.
So you wanted to do magic.
So I was like, this is my calling. I'm going to be a magician.
Yeah.
Pulling a rabbit out of the hat.
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Chapter 2: How did Kelsey Cook become a foosball hustler?
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Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy. Totally best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How are you? Thanks for joining us on a TCB Infomercial Tuesday. Their good friend, Kelsey Cook. Kelsey Cook. I love her. It's like no syllable is wasted in that name. Kelsey Cook.
Chapter 3: What are the challenges of being in a relationship with another comedian?
Yes. But did you know that Kelsey Cook is also a yo-yo and a foosball champion, as well as being a very talented comedian?
I can't wait.
I know.
I can't wait to talk to her about that.
It really is quite crazy. I'm going to ask her about this, but the fact that there's even a professional foosball league... Is it foosball or foosball?
I say foosball, but I don't know.
Foosball. Foosball. But I get a lot of things wrong around here, so just don't listen to me. KelseyCook.com, you can catch tickets to her latest tour. She's on a forever tour. She'll be in a town near you.
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Chapter 4: How does Kelsey balance her comedy career and personal life?
She's going to be at Dania Point. Yes, she is. Dania Beach Improv, actually. Yes, she is. She's there like the day after Thanksgiving, and that's Saturday. Friday... I just want to look at this because I want to say how... It's always a good party weekend. They call it here the Dania Improv. That's all they say. Not Dania Beach Improv, but the Dania Improv at Dania Beach.
So maybe there is no Dania Point, and Brian just made that up in his head a long time ago. Yeah, the point? I don't know. I think of a beach. I think of it as if there's a point. And what point is that?
Chapter 5: What insights does Kelsey have about the Seattle comedy scene?
I don't know. Some point out in the water. Yeah, yeah. Like they build a bridge, you know, whatever they call that, a boardwalk, and then you say, meet me at the point. I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, anyway, Kelsey is a very talented comedian. She has a podcast, of course, with her lovely boyfriend. She's, you know, she's one of these that's got a boyfriend that's also a comedian.
Yeah, I think it, you know, I think that makes things work. Yeah. Because the other one kind of understands then what they're...
Yeah, because when you are on the road that much, when you're out there and you're on the road and you're doing 150 nights a year, that's a really tough way to live. And I don't I've asked her and I did a long distance relationship for the first six months of our lives, eight months of our relationship or whatever.
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Chapter 6: How does Kelsey describe her experience with sobriety?
That was extremely difficult. But we would get like two or three weeks with each other every other month or every third month. So when you're just like, hey, honey, how you doing? Throw a load of laundry in and then you're off to the next place. That's got to be really difficult.
And so I would imagine having a boyfriend that does it also is probably just a little bit easier because at least they understand what you're going through. Maybe Astrid would like me out on the road 150 nights a year. Chrissy and I were talking about something the other day and she goes, do you want to do standup comedy?
And I said, listen, if I was going to do standup comedy, this is not the time in my life to do standup comedy. I can't be away from the house 150 nights a year. Astrid would fucking kill me. She hates it when I'm in the studio for an hour after the kids go to bed. I think she's going to deal with me like taking a flight every five minutes to go. No.
Second of all, I probably wouldn't be all that good at it.
Chapter 7: Why is Kelsey Cook 'horny for an airport'?
I'm just not that funny. But Kelsey, again, a very talented comedian.
She is very funny.
She is very funny. I checked out her new special.
Yeah, I did too.
Oh, you did? What did you think? I loved it. Yeah, it was good. What is the name of that new special? Hold on one second. The Hustler. The Hustler is what it's called. She's got a special called The Hustler.
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Chapter 8: What can listeners expect from Kelsey Cook's upcoming tour?
It's out there on YouTube. 800-pound gorilla, which so many of the comedians that come on this show have specials on 800. Good for 800-pound gorilla. Yeah, they're really... Like the new Comedy Central of... Of the digital age. KelseyCook.com. You can find tickets to her tour, link to her special, and of course, links to the podcast. And we're just so tickled to have her here today.
She is, well, at least I think she's a Midwestern girl now. Is she a Midwestern girl now? I think so. Doesn't she live, like, somewhere? I don't know.
I think they live in Minneapolis now.
We'll figure it out. We'll ask her all that information. So, Chrissy, now it's time for You Know What the Time is For, the awkward transition phase, where Brian doesn't know what to do with himself, so he just pretends like he knows what he's doing with himself. Let's take a break. I am asking you a question. Should we take a break?
And then when we get back, we'll invite Kelsey to come on, and she will be here through the magic of telepodcasting.
I think that we should do it, Brian.
I think I should trademark that word telepodcasting because I think I'm the only one who's ever said it. Probably no one knows what it means.
It makes sense to me.
It does. But she's actually not on the telephone. So why I'm saying telepodcasting. Telehealth. Telehealth. All right. So let's do that. Let's take a break. We'll get Kelsey on the line and we'll be back after this.
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