Chapter 1: What does Kyle Kinane think about pursuing dreams when things aren't working out?
My favorite action movies of the current day and age that we're in are the Fast and the Furious movies. Those are my favorite ones. Arguably, we know they're the dumbest ones out there. They're dumb. They know they're dumb. And we know they're dumb. And we're still like, give them to me. How dumb are they? The last one was called Fast X for Fast 10. There's 12 of them.
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Kids' birthdays love a good Paul Giamatti impersonator.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was talking to my wife about our upcoming kids' birthdays, and I was like, I don't know who we're going to get. Spunky the Clown, Chuckles, I'm not sure. And she was like, Paul Giamatti, Brian. It's all the rage on TikTok. Have you seen the Kyle Kinane impression?
Listen, Tawny's turning eight, and her favorite movie is Sideways. That's right. So if we just can make this dream come true.
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Chapter 2: How does Kyle Kinane relate to Paul Giamatti's career?
Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Yes, we sure do think we're funny. All right, here we go. Cheesecake Factory podcast back online. TCB infomercial today with one of my personal faves, Kyle Kinane. Are you excited? Yes. Okay, all right. Just making sure that you're still there with me. Me too.
I didn't know if you were going to follow up with something else.
Chrissy was like, wait, we have a guest? No, he was awesome. You didn't surprise me. No, Kyle was great. He was awesome. We watched his special. Love Kyle. His brand new special out on the 800-pound gorilla YouTube channel. It's called Dirt Nap. He's got a number of other special hours of comedy out there that you can watch. You know him.
Go to our YouTube page, youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak, and you can watch us interview Kyle Kinane. You will know him instantly, probably just by his voice, because he was the voice of Comedy Central for a long time. Did you know that? That's right. You did know that. I was reading that. There you go. Look at you. You're studying up. I'm proud of you, Chrissy.
I'm proud of you. Thank you. And I noticed that he was also, too, on the Green. What is it? The Big City Greens?
Big City Greens. It's so hot right now.
I mean, I'm so hot right now with my nephew, who's eight and loves that show. My kid loves it. I'm like, I guess who I'm interviewing. No, you can't listen to the podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For future, you can know.
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Chapter 3: What are polycules and how are they discussed in the episode?
But will Kyle say nay, polycule? I don't know. We will see. We've got to ask him. So, Chrissy, I've got an idea. And I'm just going to throw it by you. Why don't we take a break? And then through the magic of podcasting, then we'll just Zoom him on in here. It's kind of like Zoom.
We'll Zoom him on in here and he'll be able to talk with us and all the friendly people that are listening to the podcast. Brian, I love that idea. I thought you would. All right. We'll be back with Kyle Kinane.
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And he's here with us now. Kyle, thank you very much for showing up on this show.
Thank you very much for coming to our show. You betcha. Yeah, I had to go all the way to my basement to be on your show.
Kyle, uh, Kyle, you got your brand new special out dirt nap on 800 pound gorilla on YouTube. I took some time, watched it last night. I got to tell you, as I already told you once before, but I'm going to repeat it so that the people can actually hear it. It's probably one of the best hours of comedy I've watched this year.
And, and we do watch quite a bit of comedy for, for the show, but you're like prolific too. You just did another hour of comedy like a year ago, didn't you?
Yeah, well, this hour, most of this hour and the last hour were all kind of came up together. They were all kind of, they were not necessarily about the pandemic, but it was just, I was writing a bunch of stuff. There's a lot of new things happening in life. And so I, you know, had a lot to pull from. So I just had a lot of material on deck.
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Chapter 4: What challenges do people face in polycule relationships?
I've never had a threesome. I'm a real buy-the-book kind of fella.
Yeah.
How did you grow up? I feel like you and I are twins because you grew up just a short hour and a half drive from me, born just around six or seven months difference from me, and then also probably a different hospital completely. So in my mind, we're like twins. Original. Yeah, original. You grew up in Addison, didn't you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's this hour and a half away you're discussing?
Oak Forest. Well, hour and a half if you take the travel. Oak Forest, which is down near Oak Park and Oak Lawn. All the oaks are together down there.
What are the oaks? The cluster of oaks. Yeah, the cluster of oaks.
Yeah. How did you grow up? Did you grow up in a particularly religious family?
No, no. The kind of obligatory Catholicism that was pretty big in the area. I didn't go to Catholic school, but I did go to CCD, so Sunday school.
Yeah, I went to that, too.
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Chapter 5: How does Kyle Kinane describe his college experience?
Yeah.
I think a lot of people get stuck in their heads, it's like Like a milestone or something? Yeah, we should break up, but instead let's get engaged because that's the next natural step. It's like, you know, you're dating and then it becomes more serious and you have that honeymoon period. And then you're like, well, let's move in together. That'll be fun.
We can do that and play house for a while. And then, you know, you get irritated with each other. You should go to therapy, but instead you get a ring. And I just feel like that's like the mistake that some people make. I know. I made one like that.
Yeah.
Are you talking about your current marriage?
No, my current marriage is lovely, but I'm twice married. Okay. Round two. Oh, you are? No, for you.
Oh, thanks.
Round two. Round two, and I'm not doing another one. I'm way too old for that. My back will give out if I have to do another honeymoon night. You know what I like about you, Kyle? And I don't know if I get the right take. I'm about to analyze a little bit. I see you as like a militant hippie. Like a hippie, but a guy who's got a real, like you got pointy edges, right?
You have your opinions and you try and like navigate the world in a kind and aware way. But if something was to make you upset, you'd let people know. Am I getting that right? Yeah.
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Chapter 6: What are the highlights of Kyle's comedy journey?
Keep on taking those mushrooms. Oh, and I read somewhere or heard somewhere that you did ayahuasca too?
I did not, no. You did not do ayahuasca? I was talking with another podcast. Neil Brennan did it. People are taking that and they're quitting the booze. They're doing all kinds of stuff.
That's God's work right there.
Ayahuasca, that's God's work. I've thrown up off of plenty of drinks. I don't need to do it again.
And trust me, ayahuasca is not like a being drunk. It's not a bad hangover. It's like death a million times over.
Sounds fun. Have you done it? Yeah. Did your life change for that?
Yes. I would share with you that it certainly did. That's why you got divorced. That's right.
Actually...
Here's the funny thing. So I got to go to do ayahuasca at this ceremony. It's funny to me, maybe not to my ex-wife, but I go to this ceremony and, you know, we're there and we're doing this, like, it's a three-day retreat. And so the first day, it's a lot of meditation and all this other stuff, getting ready for the ceremony, like with the shaman.
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