TCB Season Roulette: Season 5
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What is the TCB Season Roulette and how does it work?
Well, this little adventure, a little taste of TCB, the TCB season roulette, as I came to call it over the last three weeks, is finally, mercifully, coming to an end for all of us. I had a specific episode that I wanted to play for season number six, but I decided for once in my life to see something through all the way. without changing my mind or getting distracted. So I'm going to stick with the game plan. I've picked a random episode from season number six that was just last year, 300 episodes ago, if you can believe it. While Chrissy and I may be in the sunset of our lives, I feel season number six, we finally coalesced as a team. and figured out how to record by pressing record. The microphone sounded good.
The studio looked excellent. Every episode recorded on video.
What memorable moments from Season 6 do Bryan and Krissy share?
Only three of them went in the can. We only forgot to press record twice. And we interviewed almost 100 celebrities, musicians, actors, comedians, and a random guy named South Georgia Sean. We still can't get rid of him. But our sewers, bridges, and waterways are safer because of Sean, and your Spotify and Apple accounts are still dropping entirely too many episodes of this dumb podcast. So let's all take a deep breath together. Let's remember not too far back in the distant 2025s, sit back, relax, and enjoy the last TCB Season Roulette from season number six. We'll be streaming next week. YouTube.com slash the commercial break. A hi there, a ho there, a howdy how there. Love you, Mina.
This weekend only, experience the chills, thrills, and skills of Crabapple's largest operatic techno festival, the Polyoligon Ultra Fest is back and hotter than ever. Seriously, it's going to be 95 degrees, so pack your party wagon, grab your fanny pack, and put on your best sparkle tutu, because this three-day fest has it all. Oh, yeah. With headlining sets by DJ Sex Puppet, Nickel Mixa featuring Tottle Pocket, Italy's shortest operatic techno singer Rigatoni, and one very special late night set by saxophone beatmaster Poodles. Poodles. Plus, exciting performances from Mike McCrone and his fire-breathing dance ponies, Jill the Go-Go Clown Lady, Dirty Dave and his amazing flying Bible beaters, and tantra prostate massages by hand magician Raphael.
Three long sweaty days and three never-ending smelly nights glamping with thousands of overly friendly strangers. You'll be hungry and tired by day, frustrated and dirty by night. Free water from the community hose and two communal showers.
What unique events are happening at the Polyoligon Ultra Fest?
You'll be wishing you had booked that expensive hotel. And new for this year's festival, free yoga provided by the misguided youth stretchers. An art market with over 30 artists peddling terrible art they bought on Team U. And plenty of food from random food trucks no inspector has ever had time to inspect. Your tummy will be begging for more or begging for the door. So go to REI and buy an expensive tent you can't set up, load up on craft beer that'll go bad by Saturday morning, pack your best neon tights, put on your strongest deodorant, and head to Crabapple Fairgrounds where you'll be parking two miles away from your crowded tent site. Gates open on Thursday night to get the hangover started early.
Music starts early Friday morning to wake you up irritated, and the party won't stop until Sunday, because who doesn't love to party on Sunday? The 5th Annual Polyoligon Ultra Operatic Techno Festival. Come on, grab apple, drop the beat. Absolutely no glass or outside food will be allowed inside of festival grounds. Due to previous incidents, no Y-Brien 3000 is allowed inside the gates. All ball gags must be checked at the door. No swimming allowed inside of the drinking water. Please refrain from sleeping in front of the stage. All children must be accompanied by a service animal.
On this episode of the Commercial Break...
The question is, Trey, are you up for it? You've said no once. Say no again.
I'll get Jeff to book it at Mempho.
How do Bryan and Krissy describe their experiences with St. Patrick's Day?
If Jeff books me at Mempho to do Lord of the Acid, I am down 100%. Fill my cup up with whatever and just send me up there with a heart monitor.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the TCB Season Roulette and how does it work?
0:04–0:54
2
What memorable moments from Season 6 do Bryan and Krissy share?
0:54–2:53
3
What unique events are happening at the Polyoligon Ultra Fest?
2:53–4:38
4
How do Bryan and Krissy describe their experiences with St. Patrick's Day?
4:38–5:48
5
What misconceptions about St. Patrick's Day do they clarify?
5:48–6:23
6
How do Irish traditions influence celebrations in America?
6:23–7:00
7
What humorous stories do they share about their youth and partying?
7:00–7:42
8
What insights do they offer about Irish culture and identity?
7:42–1:11:06