Chapter 1: What lifestyle changes are discussed in this episode?
I'm Mr. Sterling's right-hand arm, man. I'm Mr. Sterling everything. I'm his confidant, his best friend, his silly rabbit. His what? His silly rabbit. His silly rabbit? Yes. Is that what he calls you? No.
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You know, this may not be, I'm not, I don't want to give life advice here, Dale. But maybe this lady you're married to is not the right wife. Maybe you need like a nymphomaniac wife. And then the two of you can help each other just like solve the problem. You know what I'm saying? There's someone out there for you, Dale. And you got to figure it out. When life gets down, just keep coming.
Just like you said. I'm going to remember those words for the rest of my life, Dale.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoesley. Best to you, Kristen.
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Chapter 2: Why was 'The Bear' snubbed at the Emmys?
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. I was going to say you're the hacks to my bears. Right. But... I don't know that everyone would pick up on that. But I don't know that people would pick up on half the shit I say. So you're the axe to my bear.
I get what you mean by that.
I've never even seen the bear. Never seen one full episode. Not yet. Astrid and I have it on our list. It's our next thing to tackle. And then Shogun. and then the other seasons of Hacks that I haven't watched. Every time there's, like, Emmys or the Oscars, Astrid and I start putting together lists, and we're like, we've got to watch this, and we never end up watching it.
But The Bear is on my list because I worked in the restaurant industry, and I think I would get it. I think it's like, you know. I think so, too. I would get it. And because it's apparently so fucking good, or season one and two, as some people are mixed on the season three. But I don't listen to the critics. I watch Sister Wives, for God fucking sake.
I know.
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Chapter 3: How did Zac Efron transform his body for a role?
That was plain when I was in the studio. I'm not listening to critics. Cody and his hijinks.
Yeah, I just, I put it on in the background. I can't take those people. It was never going to work out. Anyway, I don't want to talk about Sister Wives. I don't give a shit. But the bear apparently is very, very good. And it was snubbed because apparently some people don't think season three. This is the confusing part. Apparently, for your consideration, season two.
But many people believe that four year consideration wasn't considered and that people watch season three and said, wow, this is kind of an intense and down the rabbit hole, deep and philosophical season. Like, you know, an insider's kind of look at the brains of the people that are working. And so it's not really funny. And therefore it was passed up for best comedy.
No, I don't know because I've never seen it.
I was surprised that it was in the comedy category to begin with.
It has been pitched as a comedy.
I guess so. I mean, there's some funny parts.
I'm surprised we're in the comedy category. Actually, we're not on Spotify. Did you know that? We are not a comedy podcast on Spotify.
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Chapter 4: What issues arise from buying drugs in Techwood?
We're in lifestyle.
Lifestyle.
we're on the lifestyle yeah because spotify does their own like they won't let you choose they just do their own they categorize you and i don't know what dumb dumb at spotify god bless people at spotify i have nothing against them but i don't know what dumb dumb at spotify or dumb dumb ai at spotify put us in the lifestyle category we're barely comedy you should put us in the other category other
Then we might get on those charts. So yeah, so the bear was snubbed at the Emmys last night. Hacks takes the... Hacks has been good. I watched season one. I thought it was fucking fantastic.
I really did. Season two was really good as well.
Yeah.
Season three wasn't actually my favorite that just came out.
I haven't gotten to it yet.
Mm-hmm.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of 'Cocktober' mentioned in the episode?
Tokyo Vice. Shogun's... It's about the 1600s? Something like that. Something like that? Yeah. I can't wait to watch it.
Olden times.
Back in the olden times. Japanese, what's that?
It's a great show. Is it? Jeff and I loved it.
My brothers have watched it. They've all said it's just fantastic. So that's on our list, too. I know Astro won't watch that with me, so I think I get started on that one. But God bless if I start the bear without her. God bless if I start the bear without her. No, you can't do that. Can't do that.
There's a whole like unwritten thing too with the partners.
Yes.
That you cannot start something or get further into something you both have started. No.
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Chapter 6: What health concerns are raised regarding Blue's diabetes?
No.
I'll tell you which one. There was that one with Amy, was it Amy Poehler? What was the one that where she was playing the, it was like the Hollywood Country Club thing. What was that called? Palm something?
Oh, Palm Royale. And that's Kristen Wiig.
Kristen Wiig. I'm sorry. Kristen Wiig, Palm Royale. That was a bizarre show. Astrid started watching it. I walked in one night. I caught like 15 minutes and I was like, oh, this is great. I want to watch this. And she's like, okay, well, I'm on episode number three. You got to catch up. And I said, she goes, so I'll stop after this if you're going to catch up. And I was like, I'll do it.
And then two weeks later, I got to it. No, I got to it. I watched one episode. I was like, yeah, no. I said, go ahead.
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Chapter 7: How does Dale Decker cope with his unique condition?
I kept going with it just because I love Kristen Wiig and like Carol Burnett's in it. And there's a lot of good, really good actors in there. Laura Dern. Is Carol Burnett in The Bear also? I don't think so.
No? Who's in The Bear? A bunch of people. Yeah. Anyway, I loved that the lead actor, I loved him in The Wrestler. I thought that was fantastic. I did not see that. You know, it's really nice that we come in here and we talk about all these shows, and I don't know one fucking person on any of these shows.
The Wrestler. Was that with Mickey Rourke?
No, no, no.
Or was it The Boxer?
Oh, what was that? Sorry, I've got this... You can hear me typing.
The know that lead actor, Jeremy, he also just did like a campaign for Calvin Klein or somebody like a modeling campaign.
Oh, the iron claw. Yeah, he did. He's he's a handsome guy. I mean, like, I don't think like handsome in the most traditional of senses.
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Chapter 8: What celebrity gossip is shared about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez?
He's got kind of a big jaw. The iron claw is what I watched. The wrestler was with Mickey Rourke. Jeremy. I was right. Jeremy Ellen White. He was one of the brothers in this movie, The Iron Claw. Now, I understand this is probably not everybody's cup of tea, but I thought that movie was fucking fantastic.
Okay, I saw it pull up on my suggestions and I almost watched it and then I didn't.
It's worth the two hours. Okay. It really is. And Zac Efron is blown in that movie. That guy is swole. I don't understand how he transforms his body like that because Zac's a, you know, he's a nice guy. He's kind of buff. He's got a little bit of muscle, but you don't think of Zac as like a bodybuilder type.
And when you see him in this movie, it is evident that... I mean, I don't want to cast dispersions, and I do not know this. This is Brian hypothesizing that Zack must have had some help, some testosterone, something, because he is so fucking big in this movie. And his whole face is big. Like, his jaw gets distorted. Didn't he break his jaw doing that movie or something?
I feel like he broke his jaw doing... I think he might be right. His neck and his jaw, something like that. Anyway, Jeremy Allen White... is a fucking fantastic in that movie. So I'm so interested to see the bear. I'm glad we're talking about how Brian wants to eventually watch the bear. Aren't you glad you tuned in today?
Aren't you glad you tuned in? Breaking news.
Breaking news.
It's good that you have aspirations and goals.
I do have aspirations and goals. They mainly revolve around... We're going to get on the plane.
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