Chapter 1: What are Bryan and Krissy's 2026 goals?
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Hey, Brian.
Hey. I want to talk to you about your 2026 goals. What are you doing? Are you just here having fun? Are you trying to lose some weight? What are you doing?
And I'm like, yeah, I just want to get generally in shape.
Do you have a program you're using? Or do you follow some methodology or something?
Yeah.
I go, yeah. The 6-6-6. Yeah, I go the 6-6-6 method.
Oh, yeah, that's popular among old people.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, guys and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Holy. A best to you.
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Chapter 2: What is the 6-6-6 method and how does it work?
City, like well-funded city. Apartment complexes, offices, stores, the whole nine yards. And all they do is scam people across the world. There are French, Canadian. There are people from all around the world have made their way to Miramar In order to live and scam people and they get bonuses per, you know, $5,000.
You get to ring a bell.
It's a whole farm. Yeah. Millions of phones just clicking away at this and that. It's welcome.
Yeah. I mean, I believe it considering I get like a million spam calls a day. I mean, thank goodness I've got that service that filters them out. Yeah.
Chapter 3: What challenges do Bryan and Krissy face at the gym?
Good Lord. I did not apply for a loan.
No, I did not apply for a loan either. But somebody applied for a loan on my behalf. And now for the rest of my life, I will suffer.
Yeah.
And that's okay. Whatever. I just ignore it.
Yeah, me too.
It's getting to the point where, you know, when I first got a phone, it took some of my attention. Then it was taking all of my attention for a couple of years there. And now I don't like it. I hate my phone. So now it's taking none of my attention.
There you go.
It's like I leave on do not disturb 24 hours a day. If somebody texts me, I check text once every six hours. And since Apple's intelligent is neither intelligent nor Apple, all of my notifications get turned off regardless.
They really do. I know. I was trying to text you.
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Chapter 4: How does Bryan feel about personal trainers and gym pressure?
Ever. Your parents are billionaires. You're never going to be without. Your wife's never going to be without. Your children, if you have them, are never going to be without. Leave it at that. But here's the thing that I kind of as I went down the rabbit hole of Brooklyn Beckham.
You went down the rabbit hole. I did.
He has tried to like invent himself as a celebrity a number of times to no great fanfare. Yeah. He was going to be a celebrity chef. He went on the Today Show. I have never seen a cooking segment like this before. Those two anchors could not have... First of all, it was like the Today Show number four.
Do you know what I'm talking about? Fourth hour or whatever. Yeah, the fourth hour.
The one that happens at one o'clock in the afternoon on a channel you can't get on streaming only. That's an internet site. And he was trying to cook a simple English sandwich. Bacon, sausage, eggs. ketchup, bacon, egg, sausage, eggs, ketchup. Even I could do that. And I'm not, I'm no chef. And it just looked gross. Like the bacon wasn't cooked. The sausage was falling apart.
He was smearing it in ketchup and the anchors, they were desperate to get out of the segment, like desperate. And he was just taking his dear sweet time.
They were like, okay, okay, hurry up. Hey, all right, put the bacon on. There's the eggs. There you go.
They were desperate to get out. Now he's going on tour. Now Brooklyn is going on tour. He's got a book coming out.
Of course.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of social media on personal goals?
But anyway, football's getting interesting. Last night was a national championships playoffs. And Fernando Mendoza, Indiana, wins for the first time in history. Listen. What a story. I don't give a shit. Like, I'm not a sports guy, right? You know, you've listened to the show. I'm not a sports guy. There's a couple sports that I keep up with.
I like college football because I like to root for a team, whoever that happens to be. I like to, you know, UGA or whatever. I like to root for a team and see what happens. College football, it seems like they're playing, like, for the love of the game and $7 million.
I was going to say, although not so much anymore.
Yeah, the NIL. I just realized that Carson Beck, the football player.
Yeah.
He's not even in college. He graduated two years ago.
This is the funniest shit to me. He graduated two years ago.
He was the one that was driving around because he was at UGA. He was driving around town in his Lamborghini.
He was driving around town in his Lamborghini before the NIL and people were like, how'd you get that Lamborghini? And he's like, I don't know. I don't know. What are you talking about, my Lamborghini? I borrowed it from a friend. This has always been going on. But the NIL levels the playing field. But I have a friend. I won't say who. You'll be able to figure out.
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Chapter 6: What insights do Bryan and Krissy share about family dynamics?
Curling. Curling. Yeah, that was the one. Curling.
The one where you throw the puck or throw the rock.
You throw the rock. You've got the one person that scratches the rock. you know, scratches the ice.
Yes, absolutely. I love that. I love where you scratch the ice, rubbing the ice real quick. That really makes me excited. And then, you know, snowboarding, skiing, downhill skiing is pretty fun to watch.
The skiing and the snowboarding is a lot of fun.
Skiing and the snowboarding.
Now that I think about it, I love it all. Yeah, I love it all. Ice skating. I mean, I listen. Okay. When I was younger, that was like a big deal.
My mom likes the ice skating. No, mom, I'm not. Because my mom went ice skating one time and they like, you know, she had a coach and they like coached her how to twirl. And so I think it was like her dream to be a professional ice skater. That didn't happen. So she now, but you know, it's like me. Anytime, you know, anytime there's a rock and roll band on TV, I tell my kids, hey. Exactly.
Check that out. You see those guys?
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Chapter 7: How do Bryan and Krissy navigate personal relationships?
See, there's a fun little group going on in there.
Everyone's having a good time. I can't wait to actually read it. I can't see.
Yeah, there's South Ohio Lauren or something. Now everyone's got a name in the chat. Give yourself a name. Have some fun. We'll try and read it with our old eyeballs and we'll see if we can figure out.
I'm going to bring my binoculars.
You really do have to. We have the world's biggest TV in front of us and we have seven TVs in the studio. Still can't read what you said. I mean, I can a little bit.
It's far away is the thing.
Yeah, it's far away. Maybe we should just put it right in front of us.
Yeah.
Maybe I should get a thousand inch TV. Should we get a projector in here?
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Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes do Bryan and Krissy share about their experiences?
Yeah. And the funny, the person who wrote the, they put the video up, the ring doorbell video up at the nest camera, whatever it was. And they wrote the funniest thing. It's like, I may tease. Take a look at these two pirates. One pirate decides to pee while the other one says, Mike, there's a camera. And he does. He goes, hey, Mike, there's a camera. Hey, Mike. He used his name.
Then the other guy is like, what? What'd you say, Jim? It's like they said their names. And it's like pirates shouldn't use each other's names when doing pirate stuff. Help us find these two.
I bet they get some interesting footage.
Yeah, they probably do. I mean, they probably put the cameras on there so they make sure if someone falls over, they can catch it. What they call it was two pirates being pirate assholes. I can understand kind of why Florida – first of all, I think that Florida gets a bad rap, like the Florida man thing. Now there's a whole show on HBO called It's Florida Man. It is really funny.
It is really funny. Yeah.
And they have the real people on there, too.
They do. Sometimes they get the real people to tell the stories about how they are shitheads. And part of the reason why Florida gets all of these wild stories is because of the public access. Yeah.
As soon as you're arrested in Florida and the officer writes a report and files that report, which is usually within 24 hours of you being arrested, sometimes much quicker, it goes up in the system and then anybody can see it as long as you know where to look, right? Yeah. And so they have all these news places that get these articles. They have these screen scrapers.
They just go in and start looking for certain words or phrases or whatever. So I think that everyone across the country is just as batshit crazy.
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