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Chapter 1: What nutritional advice does Frankie share for older adults?
If you have nothing nice to say about anybody, come sit by me. We shall drink whiskey out of teacups and talk shit about people.
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Two blueberries.
That's why I like to stay right next to a 19-year-old club girl. I just like to nibble on her every once in a while. Nothing fills me up like a three blueberries. Frozen. Nothing makes my Irish teeth even worse than rock-hard frozen blueberries in my mouth. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Chapter 2: How does Bryan feel about frozen berries?
Yeah, boy! Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is the baby to my thumper, Kristen Joy. Totally best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Yeah, Chrissy and I were just like taking a little break here, and we were watching some videos on Instagram. And one of the videos, Chrissy and I have been talking about this probably as long as the commercial break has been breaking down videos.
Yeah.
Chapter 3: What are the dangers of microplastics in bottled water?
We've been talking about how people in the 80s, 70s, 80s, 60s, they just looked older. So I'm of a certain age, and I'm not going to share that age, but I'm sure you can probably guess it if you go and listen to all 600 episodes. Oh.
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What was that? There we go. And we're back. Sorry about that. I think I hit the mute button. So if you go back and you listen, you can probably figure out that we're of a certain age.
Chapter 4: What is the significance of teletherapy ketamine?
But we watch people on some of these videos from back in the 70s and 80s.
Like the Love Connection.
Like the Love Connection. And they'll come out and they'll say they're 29 years old and they look 68 years old. I know. They look terrible for their age. Terrible for their age. So we've been talking about this forever, for four or five years now. And people are putting comparison videos out there. Probably not because of anything we said.
Chapter 5: How does Frankie maintain his energy levels?
We don't have any listeners. But they were showing how, like, Timothee Chalamet... He is 29 years old. He looks 19. He looks fantastic. Kid looks great. Handsome looking young man. But then they show Jason Alexander from when he was on Seinfeld at 29 years old. And Jason looks 58 years old. He's balding.
Chapter 6: What are the effects of aging on appearance?
He's got wrinkles. He's kind of chubby. You know, Jason, you know, great guy. But he just that's he looks how he looks. Yeah. There's fucking Wilford Brimley, the Quaker Oats guy. You know what I'm talking about? I don't eat anything but Quaker Oats because Quaker Oats is good for, you know, potential life or whatever he sells.
He's selling something.
The guy's always selling something.
Chapter 7: How does Frankie prepare for his morning routine?
But it's always for old people. He's always selling something that old people need. Oats, life insurance, diapers. The guy, when he started doing commercials, he was 16 years old. He just looked 112. Bring me someone that looks 112 years old. Wilford Brimley shows up at 17. He looks 112 years old. I don't know what happened, but we have aged much slower than our previous generations.
I think that's a good thing.
Chapter 8: What are the benefits of using amino acids and creatine?
I think it's a great thing. I mean, I look like I'm... I've heard people say that I look like I'm in my... 20s. 20s. Yes. That's clearly not true. I'm not in my 20s. I'm in my early 30s. But regardless, I appreciate that I'm just growing up a little bit slower, growing old a little bit slower than the generation before me.
Supplements and things that we keep buying.
I know. Good genes are good docs. Don't know. It's probably all the plastic in the water. It's probably just mummifying us.
Right.
I just read an article about how there's this group of scientists that have now committed to not drinking any more bottled water because on average, they've been testing bottled water. And on average, it doesn't matter what kind of bottled water you drink. There are a few exceptions to this, but I'm not even going to name the names because they're probably advertisers with the show or something.
Aquafina, you know who it is, right? All those mainstream bottled water companies, big water. Those big water companies have an average, a bottle does, of 240,000 pieces of microplastics in each bottle. In each bottle. Not a lifetime worth of drinking bottles. So I think we're just being, I think we're just plastic fantastic. I think that's what we're made of.
Yeah, I don't think we're getting in the way. That's what we're made of.
Yeah. Those cell phones and the plastic and everything is just mummifying us. We're basically looking great because we're terrible. We're just, our physiological bodies have broken down to a point where they can't age anymore because of all the shit that we put in our bodies. But it's so true how quickly people aged back then and how slowly we're aging now.
But of course, you know, just as early as the 1900s, like the early 1900s, people only lived to the
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