Chapter 1: What New Year's traditions are shared in this episode?
new year's resolution drink less oh and quit smoking keep new year's resolutions on this episode of the commercial break
And Chipper came, and we were all sitting in a booth, and Chipper slid in, and man, was he miffed. He was hot. He was hot. He came in hot. But at that time, nothing else, nothing was going on. So the first thing that this young lady does is head to the bathroom so that me and Chipper are there alone. And I'm like, so, hey, Chip, what's going on? And he's like, you tell me, bro.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my hungover friend, Chrissy. Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. I'm easing you in this time. Easing you in. So that when you wake up from your hangover, you don't feel terrible. I'm so drinking right now. I know. Look at you. You're a little drunky skunky. Chrissy's our little drunky skunky. Listen, every podcast needs one. That's right. Brianna has Grace. I have Chrissy.
Have you been keeping up with this whole thing about Brianna Chicken Fry and Grace O'Malley?
You are the only one keeping up with that.
I am not the only one keeping up with this. Okay, Christine is a little bit tuned into this. All right, so here it is. You ready? Okay, and happy New Year's, everybody.
Happy New Year.
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Chapter 2: What happened with Brianna Chicken Fry and Grace O'Malley?
Listen, the whole world is... Oh, it goes back to Coldplay. Oh, seven degrees of Coldplay. Chris Martin one time, I think this was Chris Martin, he took somebody's phone that they had thrown on stage recording, they were like making a video, and he went around the stage and did this whole number with the phone and then gave it back to somebody.
So now people are literally throwing their phones at artists to try and get them to take a selfie. You are willing to lose your $1,000 iPhone to get Billie Eilish to take a photograph? That's ridiculous. You're right there. Take a photograph yourself. That's true. Insurance. Yeah, Apple does make it pretty easy. Apple does make it pretty easy to get that phone back.
And now everything's in the iCloud.
And a later, newest one.
Yes. So if she takes the phone and decides to put it in her pocket and not give it back to you, now you can track her to which hotel she goes to. That's all a big ploy. But the behavior at these concerts is out fucking outrageous. Go see your favorite artist. Shut up. Sit down. Here's an idea. Put your fucking phone away. Enjoy the moment. I like that.
That's when Chris Rock, when I went to go see Chris Rock, he made us all put our phone back. Jack White's the same way. Yeah, Jack White's the same way. And that is the right thing to do. And I've recently seen that comedians are walking off stage when people start recording their sets on video.
You've seen a video?
yes i saw a video of someone walking off stage because they were being videoed but the video was coming from the club yes and the actual artist put it up there and it was someone we had on the show i don't want to misspeak so i wanted to say it was gian marco but i'm not 100 sure okay so brianna drama with zach bryan big deal she has a podcast with her friend chrissy you look so drunk
You really do look very intoxicated.
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Chapter 3: How did Coldplay influence recent concert behaviors?
She was an abusive relationship. That sucks. Zach Bryan is really the shithead in this whole situation. But I'm just so fascinated by all this little drama going on in the podcast network. And now like Travis Kelsey's cousin is doing a podcast to that. I mean, for God's sakes, it's all getting out of control. Everyone has a podcast.
I was talking to someone the other day, and they know we have a podcast and they've been listening to it. And they said, wow, everybody has a fucking podcast. And I go, everybody has a fucking podcast because there's zero barrier to entry. You get a microphone, you press record, and then you publish it on all of these major players. And if you're lucky, someone will listen to it, right?
If you're lucky, someone will listen to it. Or if you pay... smart listen dr phil a lot of money a lot of money to talk about oh joe good old brianna and chicken fry man good old brianna grace you still don't know what the the drama is between them she didn't according to brianna here's if i'm going to take a guess here's what it is all i know is she left yeah brianna chicken fry
I don't know how to say this without being a total jerk off. How do I say this? Brianna Chicken Fry, lovely lady, lovely young lady, right? And she gets a lot of attention for being a lovely young lady with Dave Portnoy and all this other stuff. And she seems like a very lovely person also as a human being.
Grace O'Malley's doing a podcast with her, and the two of them are supposed to be riding this rocket to success. And then Brianna gets all of this attention because of her interaction with Zach Bryan, but Grace is left by the side.
So now you've got these two podcasters who really want to take on the world together, but Brianna starts to kind of... Her star starts to rise a little bit in this world. And maybe Grace wasn't so cool with all of the... you know, drama that was going on with the Zach Bryan thing.
Maybe she thought that, you know, hey, while you're getting all this attention, maybe you should talk about our fucking podcast or bring that traffic to our podcast. Now, I don't know that, but sometimes there are this little interplay that goes on between people, and it's like it can really turn into just kind of a fuck you situation. They're best friends.
That's why I let you just ride the wave.
That's why I like Chrissy. She has zero interest in being successful. I get to sit here and take all the flack, all the slack, and all the acclaim. Whatever that means. Whenever that comes. Whenever the acclaim comes, Chrissy's going to be fine with it. Whenever my Zach Bryan moment comes. I want to fuck Zach Bryan just so I can get some attention from Dave Portnoy also.
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Chapter 4: What are the highlights from the college football predictions?
Which was serendipitous.
It was serendipitous. You could walk there. Yeah, you could walk there. And I did. A lot. Or you could drive there relatively safely. Because it was only a tenth of a mile, right? It was a tenth of a mile and the Atlanta PD had much more bigger fish to fry than Brian.
And it was right next to You were in that Mexican restaurant, too.
That's right.
Where you'd go have margaritas.
Where I would go have margaritas and then go to Central City Tavern. It was my favorite 1-2 combo. Start off at the Mexican, we'd serve her some cheese dip and a couple tortillas and then walk over and get loaded at Central City Tavern. Then go wherever it was for the night that we were going to go. Then come back to Central City Tavern. That's right. So there was a girl that was working.
That was lunch. I know. It was so crazy. Those years were so crazy. So crazy. Oh, man. I'd be a millionaire if I didn't drink so much. So, and we knew all the bartenders over there and everyone was friendly. And it was just like, it was like cheers for us, right? It was that kind of place. And this place was enormous, the Central City Tavern. And they had a bar area.
And the only place that ever had people was the bar area. The restaurant, it was just completely empty. That's true. All the time. Sometimes they'd have a band in the corner and no one was listening to it. Just loud and obnoxious. So there was a girl who waited tables on that side, like on the restaurant side, restaurant at Central City Tavern, but the restaurant side.
And to me, and I think to a lot of other people, she looked like Elsie from... Oh, right. Do you remember that? I remember her. So I called her Elsie. I would call her Elsie. Well, she had a kid. And over months, I wore her down. And I finally got her phone number over months of tipping and hanging out. And, you know, I just, I always thought she was cute. Complimentary.
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