This Week's News | Jon Stewart on MAGA's Embrace of AI & Desi Lydic on Trump's U.N. Rant and Xi Meetup

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A huge portion of the day is spent sitting in meetings, and the other half is usually spent trying to look back through messy notes to remember what actually got decided. It's incredibly common to leave a complex conversation thinking everything is clear, but later on, the heavy mental load kicks in. Trying to reconstruct what was said, separating the background noise from crucial details, and figuring out the exact next steps creates a ton of follow-up confusion across a team. To solve that, A very interesting shift has been happening since introducing Plaud into the daily workflow. That's spelled P-L-A-U-D. What makes them completely different is that they are a hardware-first AI work companion. Instead of just being another digital app running in the background of a computer, it's a dedicated physical device built to capture real-world conversations.
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Sean Stewart 1:32
You're listening to Comedy Central.
Unknown 1:39
The hottest spot in D.C. has just changed their door policy. Over the weekend, journalists from CNN, MSNOW and Politico were all denied access to the White House and their passes revoked. It's sick. I mean, there's something wrong with a country that can allow people to write purposely negative stories.
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Have you tried presidenting better? Have you tried? You could. You could. Pardon. You could ban the press or you could be a better president. I mean, give the press something to work with. Oh, here's a positive story. I never thought my car could take $140 worth of gas in such a small tank. I had no idea. Hoorah. And not for nothing, have we ever had a president just flat out in the Oval Office come out against the Constitution? What kind of a sick country doesn't allow unlimited warrantless search and seizure? I mean, that's not the North Korea I grew up in. Look! I'm sure it was just a poor choice of words from the president. He didn't mean to say that how can a country have a free press? I'm sure there's a very thorough discussion
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and thought out legal framework and rationale for why this is not a free press ban. Mr. President, on the ban, what does that mean in practice? Oh, the ban on the free press, right?
Unknown 3:41
Are you talking about my authoritarian crackdown? Is that what you think? Is that the ban you're referring to? He gives no f***s. He gives no f***s. He doesn't even respect us enough to pretend he's bound by our Constitution. You're talking about the press ban? My press ban? Yeah, no, we're doing the press ban. The truth is, I'd like to kill you. Or send you all to camps, you know. But I've still got two more years. Well, I hope you realize what you've done, Mr. President, because as a result of this ban, not only have you betrayed your sacred oath of office, you've now subjected all of us to endless reporter Building entrance logistics stories, you bastard. I attempted to scan my badge, which we have to do, and able to get into the White House grounds.
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It did not work. I asked if I could have the badge back. He said he would be keeping it. He did, however, hand me back this clear case with a lanyard. Normally, when we talk, I am there on the White House grounds. I wish we had a better camera position to at least offer you. This is not just about the smell of the grass on the White House lawn.
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Now, unfortunately, we here at Comedy Central are all so caught up in this ban. Even though we have been more than fair... to this president. Almost too fair. The press not being allowed inside the White House is the biggest story in the world right now.

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