Trump Can’t Find Rubio, Pirro Tackles Meteorite Corruption & Melania Gets a Sequel | Jessica Tarlov
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Why did Trump fail to recognize Marco Rubio at the UN?
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to talk about tonight. Donald Trump and Marco Rubio play peekaboo. Janine Piro hits rock bottom and we meet Florida's most insane congressional candidate. Sadly it's not that meth smoking alligator I donated all that money to. But first let's catch up with the greatest administration ever in another edition of the worst wing.
What a bunch of losers.
This week it's the United Nations General Assembly. It's like a global high school reunion where everyone catches up and finds out which country is gay now. It's also a big week for America's top diplomat, Secretary of State Marco Rubio. It's his job to represent American power. When Marco Rubio is in the room, people take notice.
I want to thank Secretary of State Marco Rubio is Marco. Goodbye.
You know, people think Trump's brain is broken, but you forget, his eyes are also dumb. But obviously once Trump recognized Marco Rubio, he wasn't gonna forget him a second time.
You know, Marco's parents were born in Cuba. Such a great story, and he wants to figure it all out, Marco.
Again? I'm starting to think this is less about Trump's brain and more about Marco's personality. If Trump can't recognize you after he just recognized you, maybe you're just too bland. I mean, have you ever thought about getting a monocle or bangs or maybe a face tattoo that says, I'm Marco Rubio, Mr. President? Yeah. But let's move on to Janine Pirro, Trump's top US attorney and woman who will have another martini. Thank you. The president counts on her to lock up America's greatest enemies, like James Comey or Barack Obama, or Canada. Well, big news, she just got her hands on America's Most Wanted.
You have right in front of you the largest known Martian meteor or now meteorite in the world.
Okay, did it like commit tax fraud or something? Isn't this a job for Space Force? Why do you have it?
We have seized it as part of the work that we do in the United States Attorney's Office. What's the next step we did, Rick? We investigate. Good answer.
Yeah, good answer, Rick. Also, who the f ⁇ is Rick? And why is he standing in the corner? Seriously, what exactly are you investigating?
We investigate and find out this thing's been going back and forth. Maybe it hit the Sahara Desert, maybe it's from Niger, maybe it's from Morocco. Somebody bought it in Italy. A lot of people have had their hands on it or More than your hands.
More than Did somebody f that meteorite? I mean, I cannot think of one weirdo freak who would be into f ⁇ ing a Mars Rock. Okay. I cannot think of two weirdo freaks who would be into finging a Mars rock. J Janine, I'm so confused. What are you doing with that Martian meteor?
But the truth is that we don't know who owns it. So we own it now. We have seized it. When did we seize it? Do you know? July 16,
2026.
Who's that guy? Did you clone Rick? Just tell us what's with this rock.
The thing came from Mars. Everybody says they own it. Customs has no record of it ever coming into the United States. So guess what? The United States government owns it now. So eat that, all you guys who tried to do a corrupt deal and sell this largest known meteorite in history.
Yes. Thank you, Janine Pirot. When voters said they wanted to crack down on corruption, only she understood that we went meteor-specific corruption. Great job, Janine. You know what? You get yourself a third rick. You deserve it.
Finally, let's check in on the only living person to ever haunt the White House, First Lady Melania Trump. She's back in the news with a very big announcement.
You're launching Imperia. And I was reading about this and it's described as a Davos for executive women. Tell us about it.
Well this is my new initiative uh focused on advancing um um leadership and as well as influence and uh economic uh power for women
this is this is exciting it's like i've always said more women in the illuminati Always say that. And Fox News loved this because Melani is not just a businesswoman.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why did Trump fail to recognize Marco Rubio at the UN?
0:01–6:14
2
What is the story behind Jeanine Pirro’s seized Martian meteorite?
6:14–12:19
3
Which midterm candidates are embroiled in scandal and why?
12:19–19:49
4
What is Melania Trump’s new documentary project and why is it generating buzz?
19:49–24:59
5
How does Jessica Tarlov win arguments without losing friends?
24:59–29:55
6
What does the book “I Disagree” reveal about handling criticism from co‑hosts and the president?
29:55–35:36
7
Which Democrats does Tarlov see as key players for the 2028 presidential race?
35:36–40:34
8
What practical advice does Tarlov give for navigating heated political conversations at Thanksgiving?
40:34–47:06
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