Trump Talks S**t at the U.N., Rebrands AI as "Superintelligence" & Praises Mamdani | Tom Morello
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What happened when Trump banned major news outlets from the White House?
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Trump drains the White House press pool. New Jersey continues to be a parody of itself. And it's the UN General Assembly when all the world's countries come together to see if they can get a guest spot on subway takes. So let's get into the headlines. As everyone knows by now, Donald Trump banned several news outlets whose coverage he hates, including MS Now, Politico, CNN, and Salad Digest. By now, all those news outlets are gone except for CNN, who left behind a suspicious new janitor named Wolf Glitzer. You get that story, Bolf. This is obviously a sad story, especially for female journalists. I mean, where are they gonna find someone to insult their looks and call them piggy now? What's that? Oh the entire internet?
Oh, that's great. So now, in an act of solidarity, all the TV networks have pulled their coverage and boycotted White House events. Even Fox News joined the boycott. Fox News! Не чна гуз лед сторілас найвоз президент газ массив хог. This is the smartest thing Fox News has done since tricking Trump into taking Piet Hegseth away from them. Бо вал до медіа із густingем, амшу да вон стоп президент Трамп фетин аут.
Лецівки пик оп сам одесом президент Трамп ір на нею пад.
Okay, so there is no microphone because there's no microphone because the pool cameras aren't there.
Oops. Whoopsie, I'm sorry. You're gonna have to speak up. I can't hear you over the sound of you stepping on your own dick.
I gotta say, it is so peaceful not hearing his voice. I mean I can finally be alone with my thoughts. I got a lot going on up there. But while the major networks boycotted Trump's helipad reveal, we here at The Daily Show were able to obtain exclusive audio of what he said. Because the president's words matter. And the American people deserve to hear the important things that he's saying.
Did anyone ever tell you guys you looked like the village people? What a great band. And they weren't all gay, by the way. Just muscly. But you cover your body in oil and assless chaps, people start to assume, you know. But sometimes you just want to show off a straight, firm ass. This guy gets it. Anyway, quick question. What's a helipad?
Fascinating, fascinating stuff. So banning the media obviously backfired on Trump and yet another one of his recent losses. The Supreme Court struck down his war on mail and voting. The Fed raised interest rates. Spanks just discontinued their line of ankle girdles. But Trump needs right now is a little pick-me-up. Maybe he needs to spend some time with someone he loves. No, not her. No, not them. Come on, I'm talking about the person who's the wallpaper on his phone.
President Trump met with New York City Mayor Zoran Mamdani at Bracie Mansion. Though they're on opposite ends of the political world, obviously, they actually appeared friendly yesterday.
I want him to be a great mayor, and he certainly got potential. Got great potential. So hopefully you're gonna be a great one.
How did Trump rebrand AI as “Superintelligence” at the UN General Assembly?
I'll be able to say you're gonna be a great one, and you're off to a start.
You're just you're just such a great mayor and you've done so much. And you know what? You don't have to say it back, but I love you, okay? I just said it. I love you. Every time I see these two guys together, it reminds me of when I see videos in my feed of random animals being friends.
Huh.
The cat knows the duck is a Muslim socialist, right? I'm not the only one confused by their relationship.
Mr. Mayor, there aren't too many Democrats who would roll out the red carpet for Donald Trump. The president said that he hopes that you'll be a great mayor. I wonder um what your thoughts are about that. I want to ask a little bit about how this meeting came about. Um could you tell us a little more? Did you invite him? Did you reach out to him?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened when Trump banned major news outlets from the White House?
0:01–4:29
2
How did Trump rebrand AI as “Superintelligence” at the UN General Assembly?
4:29–8:30
3
Why is former mob enforcer John Alite now a New Jersey councilman?
8:30–12:57
4
What inspired Tom Morello’s new solo album “Everyone Gets Everything They Want”?
12:57–16:06
5
How did Morello teach his 15‑year‑old son Roman to play guitar?
16:06–20:03
6
What is the “Power to the People” festival and who’s performing?
20:03–22:47
7
How did Mary Morello’s activism shape Tom’s worldview?
22:47–26:03
8
What future projects does Tom Morello want to tackle next?
26:03–31:12
Speakers
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