Trump Rails Against Communism at Georgia Rally & Don Jr. Swears He Doesn’t Do Coke | Karolina Wydra

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Unknown 0:01
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Desi Lydic 0:30
I'm Desi Lydic. We've got so much to talk about tonight. Trump reboots the Red Scare. Don Jr. searches his name on Twitter. And my very, very, very good friend Leslie Jones sounds off on white people bragging about having black friends. Shit. Let's get into the headlines. President Trump was down in Georgia yesterday, where he campaigned for Republican Mike Collins. And the GOP desperately needs Trump to give Collins a boost if they have any chance of keeping the Senate. So, of course, Trump talked about himself. When I inherited this thing on January 20th, I walk into office. I have a press conference first or second day. And they're screaming at me, what are you going to do about high prices? Right?
Unknown 1:20
What are you going to do? I said, I just got here. What are we talking about? Tell me. Eggs, eggs have gone up four times. Four times. I said, I just got here. Give me a break.
Desi Lydic 1:31
Give me a break. I didn't expect to jump into work right away. I just ran to stay out of prison. What do you mean you just got here? You already had the job for four years. You probably still had old pens in the desk. Guy's acting like he was expecting an onboarding. This is Joe B. You're gonna spend the day shadowing him. Look, I do get it. He just wanted to spend his first day settling in, putting his stuff down, pardoning January Sixers. But the Democrats were just throwing all these new words at him. And they said they used the word first time I heard it. It was a word, you know, made up by the Democrats. Affordability. Affordability. They said, affordability. Affordability. Why is the word you're best at saying the one you're worst at doing?
Desi Lydic 2:21
And by the way, Democrats didn't invent the word affordability. Costco did. Costco, if you're going to buy a container of mustard, shouldn't you be able to bathe in it? By the way, after 10 years of Trump rallies, you can kind of tell that he's not moving crowds like he used to. The people there were yawning. They were bored, not even looking at him. This one kid was just on his phone half the time. Hey, kids, stop playing Roblox. The president is talking about affordability.

What happened at Trump's Georgia rally and how did he frame 'affordability'?

Desi Lydic 2:58
Come on, Donald. You got to win this crowd back. You were so great at nicknames. Why don't you just announce a new cool policy with a snappy nickname, like old times? We'll pass the Great Health Care Plan. It's called our Great Health Care Plan. That's the name of it. Wow. Thanks for putting in all that thought. Such a lazy name. That's like making a daily show and calling it The Daily Show. But look, the president wasn't just there to lie about health care. He was there to warn us about a terrible danger. The radical left is actively trying to destroy our children's future with the disaster known as communism. Oh, no! Quick! Hide the means of production! Don't tell me it's communism! Communism is the single greatest threat to our country and its history, including even World War I and World War II, Pearl Harbor, 9-11.
Desi Lydic 3:55
I think it's the greatest threat that I've ever seen to our country. That's right. That's right. Communism is the greatest threat to our country, even more than the looming threat of World War I. That is what the president believes, although I think someone else might disagree with him. The threat that we have, the biggest threat, is nuclear war. I think that the border is the biggest threat to this country. Our biggest threat remains the sick, sinister, and evil people from within our country. The weaponization of law enforcement is the greatest threat. Our biggest threat to democracy is stupid people.
Desi Lydic 4:41
be right with that last one, but let's move on from Donald Trump to his son Don Jr. A New York 5, but a solid Trump 8. Because while the rest of us are suffering, he wants us to know he's doing great.
David Chalian 4:55
CNN investigation has found that an investment firm where Donald Trump Jr. is a partner has skyrocketed during his father's presidency.

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