#BecauseMiami: Because Purgatory

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Chris Cody 0:38
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Chris Cody 1:12
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Chris Cody 1:26
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Stugotz 1:55
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Elena Conde 2:41
Your whole family voted for Trump. Do you feel disappointed, deceived? A wave of disappointment. One of President Donald Trump's most loyal voting blocs, Cuban and Venezuelan immigrants. Now speaking out in Miami, a Republican stronghold as the recent wave of deportations hits home. Elena Conde says she came here from Cuba on humanitarian parole in 2023. Her husband, Ariel Lara, crossed the border with Mexico twice. Six weeks ago, he was taken into custody at his residency hearing. Now Elena is left behind with her daughter, seven-month-old son, and Ariel's 70-year-old grandmother. Together, facing a reality they never imagined.
Billy Corben 3:42
If Cuba is hell, Miami is purgatory, so wrote dissident Cuban writer Ronaldo Arenas upon arriving in Miami during the Mariel Boatlift of 1980. And now that seems to be clearer than ever. The Miami of today is the America of tomorrow. And so here we are. John Lee Anderson is a staff writer for The New Yorker. You can read it at New Yorker dot com. His latest have Cubans fled one authoritarian state for another. is now available, and it's a hell of a read. Let me just give you this passage. The new version of freedom flights has been upon us in recent years, ever since 2021, when anti-government rallies filled the streets.

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