#BecauseMiami: Mayoral Clown Car
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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. All right, we have some breaking news just into our newsroom. Miami City Commissioner Joy Carollo has entered the race for mayor of Miami.
He has served as the city's mayor twice before already, the last time being in 2001.
It's a crowded field of people vying to be mayor of Miami. 13 candidates have qualified.
The Miami mayoral election will take place on November 4th. The current mayor, Francis Flores, is term limited.
You know, the clown car is complete. We've got 13 lucky 13 candidates for mayor of Miami in an election that is really underway, like in a matter of weeks. Vote by mail ballots go out in like October 7th or October 8th. And the election, of course, is first Tuesday in November. And Miami will have a new mayor on the upside. Francis Suarez is term limited out after 16 years consecutively in office, eight as city commissioner, eight as a mayor. Just absolutely put Miami into the ground economically with respect to, I don't know, everybody who lives in Miami, except for if you're a client of Francis Suarez, because he has over two dozen outside hustles and gigs. But at the risk of burying the lead, I don't think we did.
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