#BecauseMiami: The Power of the Cuban Sandwich
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December.
We could have a big ho-ho-ho. He looks like a giant toddler and he likes to beat his wife. Beat his wife, beat his wife.
I have hit women.
One time Joe fell off a ladder and he le rompio la pinga. His esposa says it's broken in their sex life. D.O.A. He's so mad at meetings that his head just might explode. Commissioner, come and get us. Oh, and did I mention that he cannot get it up? Sociopathic bully Joe, el es culo de burrito. No one talks to him on Christmas cause his daughters hate his guts, hate his guts, hate his guts. Both his daughters hate his guts, hate his guts, hate his guts. Feeble, evil little putts. Oh, my dad's hurting my mom. What happened? Oh, my dad's hurting my mom.
Ha, ha.
It's a very Carollo Christmas. Happy holidays to everyone, except Miami's biggest bully and most corrupt commissioner. And to you, Roy. Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. Happy Hanukkah to you. Shalom. Yeah. Looks like David Sampson was here. I see the menorah on the desk. Is he in there somewhere? Dave? Crushed by one of the candles. How are you doing, Roy? You all right?
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